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[Predator Elder21] gave us this one. I like it. Very rebellious! >=D
Q. What does a pelican and a tax man have in common?
A. They can both shove their bill up their bum.
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Date: 2008-05-25 18:39:19 Joke #: 59 Mod: shinobi14
I've chosen this one from [Onyi]'s many jokes, find more in Elfpack Jokes!
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy", admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you, anybody that stays with him doesnt sleep."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better." The manager was impressed.
"No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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Date: 2009-07-13 13:21:36 Joke #: 60 Mod: shinobi14
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