A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.

stick and stones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me so throw me down and tie me up and show me how much you like me
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue
...so open up your mouth
And close your eyes
And give your tongue some exercise

~28 way to get a girls heart~
[1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.]
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
[3 . Kiss her on the forehead.]
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
[5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.]
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
[7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.]
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
[9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.]
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
[11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}]
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
[13 . Play with her hair.]
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
[15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.]
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
[17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.]
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
[19 . Carve your names into a tree.]
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
[21 . Give her piggyback rides.]
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
[23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.]
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
[25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)]
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
[27 . Kiss her in the rain.]
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for someone I'm not."

"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel, I focus on the pain, the only thing thats real"

You can judge a book by it's cover, but until you read it, you'll never know what's inside.

Everyone has beauty, Not everyone sees it

I dont have a life cause they were on backorder when I was born.

30 things to do to piss your parents off:

1) Follow them around the house every where
2) Moo when they say your name
3) Run into walls
4) Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5) Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin and say"good morning sunshine
6) pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"
7) Wear a sticker that says "im retarded"
8) have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you all the time
9) In public yell out" no mom/dad i will not make out with you!"
10) Do what they actually tell you to do]
11) Jump off a roof trying to fly
12) Hold there hand and whisper "i see dead people"
13) Everything they say yell "liar!"
14) Try to swim on the floor
15) Tap on there door all night
16) Pretend to have amnesia
17) Say everything backwards
18) Give yourself a swirly
19) Run around with a lamp shade on your head screaming "the sun! its dying!"
20) Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear
21) Have nervous spasms at spontaneus times
22) Snort loudly when you laugh then laugh harder
23) Run in circles
24) Recite a whole movie 3 times
25) Pretend to beat yourself up
26) Slither evrywhere
27) Wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist....tell them your making a fashion statement
28) Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
29) Super glue your finger to your nose
30) Talk to a pen
[WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP!]


1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
[2.] Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
[3.] Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?
[4.] Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
[5.] Are You Andy or Barney?
[6.] I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
[7.] Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
[8.] What the fuck?! I pay your salary!
[9.] Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
[10.] Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
[11.] I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
[12.] When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
[13.]"Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR

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