Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it.

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The Malkavians

At first glance, the members of Clan Malkavian do not appear to be a clan at all; they are chosen from all races, creeds and social strata. But Malkavians, regardless of mortal standing, bear one disturbing commonality: They are all quite mad. Whether from the clan's choice of victims, the circumstances of the Embrace, or some property in Malkavian blood itself, all Malkavians go insane shortly after the transformation (if they were not insane to begin with). Accordingly, many Malkavians find themselves pariahs, ostracized by a vampiric society fearful of their random urges and capricious whims. Wiser Kindred, however, prefer to keep the madmen close at hand: Behind the Malkavians' lunatic cackling and feverish rantings lie smatterings of insight, even wisdom.

I stole this from [д×ﻉ| PK]

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Symon

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
Symizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
Purple Wolf. >.>

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
Noah St. Francis

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
Quisyton

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Silver Mint Tea (...?)

7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
Yahihjn

8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Ann

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Ivory Ivory (Uhh... Weird.)

Hey, guys.

Some of you know, and some of you don't, but I've decided to take a hiatus from EP for a while. I'm sick of the drama on this site, and - while they normally do not bother me - I am also tired of the near-constant stream of anti-gay messages. There comes a time when even the patience of Buddha is tried. I am nowhere near that patient, and so that time came a little sooner for me. I'll be back, most definitely, though I can't say when. I love all of my friends and family here - they know who they are - and I will miss them dearly. If they choose, they can message me and I will gladly exchange messengers and/or email addresses. The deadline for that is Friday - I'll be checking my messages until then. So, it's goodbye for now, you guys.

Symon / [making love to a corpse.]

Hey, everyone! Sy here. I have a request for you all. Friday, April 25, 2008 is the National Day of Silence. All over the world, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, and anyone else who doesn't identify as "straight" are silenced for their preferences. They cannot speak out in defense of themselves and their way of life, for fear of becoming the targets of ridicule, hate, and violence.

On Friday, I would like all of you to be silent for the day, to echo the silence we face every day of our lives. It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or whatever - you can do your part to help us end the silence for good. For those that will participate, I thank you very much. Your silence on this day means more than you can imagine.

[making love to a corpse.]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3921771/1/Camellia_Bones - Naruto oneshot.
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2446182/1/ - Wizard of Oz spinoff.


Read and review these, guys! It would be much appreciated! (If you don't have accounts, it's okay. Make your review names your EP names.)

Thanks,
Sy.

ATTENTION!!