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1. y dont u jus rite liek tihs? its fastr n coolr u nerd.

I hate you.

2. Didn't you have a son? Whatever happened to him?

I lost, and I don't want to talk about it anymore.

4.Why the Air Force? You'd be working for the man, man!

First of all, you're a moron. Second, it's a ticket to a top-notch education. Third, I can ask to be deployed whenever I want, within reason.

5. Where's number 3?

I ate it. Now go away, punctuation nazi.

6. What's up?

Not much, as always. Lookit my bio for updates. o_-;

7. How're you?

Prolly have a cold. Or the monkey leprosy. This question invites me to bitch to you and force you to stop messaging me because you're embarrassed and in shock at the response.

8. Have you ever shaved your head?

Yes. It looked dumb. I've also completely plucked my eyebrows. Don't ask.

9. When I ate 3, it multiplied in my stomach and became 9. >_>;

10. How old are you, anyways?

24

11. What ever happened to the Air Force?

Got hurt, got booted.

12. So what are you doing now?

Absolutely nothing except reviving FAKE.