Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
If history is doomed to repeat itself, Bring on the beheadings!
If ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy?
I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
When it comes to thought, Some people stop at nothing.
I never really learned the difference between what is right or wrong. That's why I automatically assume that whatever I say MUST be right.
There are no stupid questions, But there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Death is a part of life. It's just a lot less scary and painful than the rest of it.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.
If at first you don't succeed....go back and reload the gun.
When all else fails, violence prevails.
There is a light side, a dark side, and then there's my side, we kill people ten times faster and with less reason.
See my halo bright and shiny, but mess with me and I'll kick your hiney.
Kill everyone you don't like. You'll feel better