[All I want is you baby]'s diary

100155  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-05-30
Written: (6388 days ago)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex on a piece of paper.




2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?




3. Your first initial




4. Your month of birth




5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?




6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.




7. Do you like California or Florida more?




8. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?




9. Write down a realistic wish.































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THE ANSWERS




















1. You are completely in love with this person







2. If you choose: RED - You are alert and your life is full of love. BLACK - You are conservative and aggressive GREEN - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back BLUE - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love YELLOW - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down











3. If your initial is: A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship in your life L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good










4. If you were born in: JAN.-MAR. - The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected APR.-JUNE - You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever JULY-SEPT. - You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good OCT.-DEC. - Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soul mate










5. If you chose: BLACK - Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. WHITE - You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.










6. This person is your best friend.







7. If you chose: CALIFORNIA - You like adventure FLORIDA - You are laid back










8. If you chose: LAKE - You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. OCEAN - You are spontaneous and like to please people.




Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u. But if you break thischain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!!


9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your house within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

100154  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-05-30
Written: (6388 days ago)

THINGS GURLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW!!





1. We want to be hugged




2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.




3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES




4. Don't take us for granted.




5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.




6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!




7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.




8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.




9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.




10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!




11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.




12. Its not our job to make all the plans.




13. We understand that size doesn't matter.




14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.




15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.during that 4 days to a week each month




16. On that note, anything we say or do cannot be held against us.





17. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)




18. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.




19. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!




20. The "little things" are really the biggest things




21. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".




22. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.




23. We're sensitive.




24. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.




25. Don't lie to us...ever.




26. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.




27. Hold our hand.




28. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.

100082  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-05-28
Written: (6390 days ago)

[ My list of things a guy needs to know ]
1. a woman's mind is very different from a guys, we tend to notice that on the first immpersion.
2.women are very sensitive and if you put us down we tend to think you don't care even if you are joking it makes us think what made you say that.
3.women can be perverted ten times better than a guy... you could learn a thing or two from us.
4.when we say we love you we mean it... except for sluts and gold diggers they only want what they are after for.
5.don't force us to do anything that you or us will regret later in life cause it messes us up bad inside our minds.
6.when we cry just hold us all we need is comfort.
7.when we are pmsing you either run or prepare for doom unless you can handle us then you are lucky.
8.we do care about you but we hate it when you don't believe us
9.when we are cold don't just give us your coat be with us with coat around you and the woman.
10.don't ignore us we REALLY hate that it drives us crazy.
11.when we do something stupid don't point it out we know we did and we don't need you to announce it to the world.
12.we do not like it when you try to control us it could really put a damper on our parade.
13.if we have mood swings understand that we are either pmsing or we have mood swings we don't fake our feelings.
14.sometimes we need to know if you handle a situation on your own or with us.
15.when we feel like being dirty you WILL know trust us we know what you like its not all that hard to figure out.
16.when we say "does this make my butt look big"we expect you to say something sweet even if you say yes it does but i like it on you anyways.
17.we don't mind watching you trying to do something and you mess up because then we have something to support you on we are of course cheerleaders.
18.no matter how many times you tell us not worry we do anyways we are of course the biggest worry worts on the planet.
19.when we want to dance but you don't know how to its ok just stand there and hold us and swing lightly side to side and if you get boner just whisper it in our ears so that way we could help you hide it so that way you don't embarrass yourself and us.
20.ask for directions or we will tell you to pull the car over and we will find someone to get directions from.
21.when you are not around we eat alot we just don't want you to see it.
22.we do get jealous sometimes but other than that you could look, you could be friends with them,you can hang out with them,but you sure as hell will not kiss,touch,or have sex with them that will get you and her killed.
23.women like to have homosexual,transsexuals,bisexual,hetrosexual around them it doesn't matter we love them all the same and if you don't like it don't try to change it that will get you in trouble with us.
24.when we run away we expect you to chase after us because then we know you really do love us but we will tell you if we want to be alone but even then tell us no.
25.when we need privacy don't think that we are doing something that you think would turn you on because half the time we are watching chick flicks or making our selves look pretty for you.
26.we would like it if you would watch a chick flick with us besides we don't have to watch all of the movie you know.
27.its alright to cry in front of us it lets us know that you have feelings too all we want is to make you happy.
28.don't always buy everything let us help out because if you buy everything we want or when you and the woman goes out we will think that you are trying to buy our love.
29.we have secrets that we don't you want you to know quite yet.
30.we want you to love and understand us but you have to learn that some of our feelings have been mangled with past relationship with jerks and it will be hard for us to be happy or open up to you just give us time and then everything will be ok
31.if you want sex and we say no then take it seriously NO MEANS NO don't argue!
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for girls it must say [ the new and improved what guys need to know list ]
for guys [ what we all need to know about women ] message me if you would like to add something ok.

100020  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-05-26
Written: (6392 days ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '09
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future,
sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen
have been proved by scientists
whereas, the rest of my advice
has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering experience...
I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth;
oh nevermind;
you will not understand
the power and beauty of your youth
until they have faded.
But trust me,
in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself
and recall in a way you can't grasp now
how much possibility lay before you
and how fabulous you really looked...
You're NOT as Fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future;
or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve
an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life
are apt to be things that never crossed
your worried mind;
the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

SiNG

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts,
don't put up with people
who are reckless with yours.

FLOSS

Don't waste your time on jealousy;
sometimes you're ahead,
sometimes you're behind...
the race is long, and in the end,
it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive,
forget the insults;
if you succeed in doing this,
tell me how.

Keep your old love letters,
throw away your old bank statements.

STRECH

Don't feel guilty if you don't know
what you want to do with your life...
the most interesting people I know
didn't know at 22
what they wanted to do with their lives,
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know
STiLL DON'T!

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees,
you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't,
maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't,
maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll dance the funky chicken
on your 75th wedding anniversary...
what ever you do,
don't congratulate yourself too much
or berate yourself either.
your choices are half chance,
so are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...
don't be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it,
it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own..

DANCE...
even if you have nowhere to do it
but in your own living room.

Read the directions,
even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines,
they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents,
you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings;
they are the best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you
in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,
but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps
in geography and lifestyle
because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew
when you were young.

Live in New York City once,
but leave before it makes you hard;
live in Northern California once,
but leave before it makes you soft.

TRAVEL.

Accept certain inalienable truths,
prices will rise, politicians will philander,
you too will get old, and when you do
you'll fantasize
that when you were young
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble
and children respected their elders.

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse;
but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair,
or by the time you're 40,
it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy,
but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia,
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
from the disposal, wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts
and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...


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