[Elf_Person]'s diary

136594  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2018-07-28
Written: (1654 days ago)

Atleast one of my mates are still around

132090  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2011-04-09
Written: (4320 days ago)
Next in thread: 132091


Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
When I hear that trumpet sound
I'm gonna get up out of the ground
Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down

Oh, well, look down yonder Gabriel
Look down on land and see
But Gabriel don't you blow that trumpet
Until you hear from me

Oh I looked on down the river
Well do you think I see
I see a bend of angels lord
They're coming after me

Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
When I hear that trumpet sound
I'm gonna get up out of the ground
Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down

Oh I'm going down to Jordan
I'm going to bury my knees in the sand
I'm going to holler out johsanna
I'm going to reach that promised land



So now meet me Jesus meet me
Yeah, meet me in the middle of the air
And if these wings won't carry me
I won't need another pair.

Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
When I hear that trumpet sound
I'm gonna get up out of the ground
Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down

Oh there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
No there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down
When I hear that trumpet sound
I'm gonna get up out of the ground
Well there ain't no grave
Gonna hold my body down

Ain't gonna hold my body down
Ain't gonna hold my body down
Ain't gonna hold my body down
Ain't gonna hold my body down
Ain't gonna hold my body down

115326  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-06-04
Written: (5359 days ago)

WELLLLLLLLLLLL I leave tomarrow to take my physical, ASVAB, and drug test for the Army Reserves, I am also going to take classes at Sam Houston University for Criminal Justice, and buisness.

114358  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-05-05
Written: (5389 days ago)
Next in thread: 114367

WELLLLLLLL, I'm in love with the most amazing girl, her name is Kat she means so much more to me than anyone else I have ever loved, she makes everything right when its going oh so wrong, she means everything, if I had it my way we would be married at this very moment she means everything to me. Life would be so grand if we were to be wed. If I have it my way we will be in the next couple years. She means the world to me I love you baby girl forever.

112120  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-02-24
Written: (5460 days ago)
Next in thread: 112121

Well tonight is going to be my last night on EP for several months, I'm going to miss ya'll terribly.

111854  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-02-18
Written: (5467 days ago)

WELL. I'll be loosing internet within the next couple of weeks, so I'll be disappearing until probly June so I want to tell everyone I'll miss you ahead of time. I also want to tell Jess to PLEASE wait and be patient I WILL be back on.

111631  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-02-14
Written: (5470 days ago)
Next in thread: 111633, 111702, 111704

I'm tired of it all, my best 'freinds' and I are supposed to hang out before I move yet they say well we have no ride or ummmmm well my girlfriend doesnt want to go so im not going. I CAN BORROW A DAMN SUV and you cant live your LIFE for your girl it doesnt work. Im moving in two VERY short weeks and noone wants to talk/hang out with me except ONE person. Its fucking bull. Oh well it doesnt matter in the end because all you have is you and yourself, you have to live with your decisions. You have to live with yourself so why the fuck do you need friends anyway, the only one you can count on is yourself.

109858  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-12-28
Written: (5518 days ago)

sex is like math

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

post this right after u read it,

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.


Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!


Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.


109671  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-12-21
Written: (5526 days ago)
Next in thread:

WELLL, I might not be on for awhile, dad got the cable bill and freaked so um yeah

109311  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-12-11
Written: (5535 days ago)
Next in thread: 109403, 109673

[x] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away.
[x] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 4

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total so far: 9

[x] got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Total so far: 14

[x] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga, etc. on the computer at school or tried to.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class.

Total so far: 19

[x] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.

Total so far: 24

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[x] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

Total so far: 30

[] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher.
[x] Copied homework

Total : 33

Multiply by 3

Total =99%

109039  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-12-06
Written: (5540 days ago)

this is stupid, but very funny. so just have fun reading this thing

sex is like math

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

post this right after u read it,

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.


Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!


Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.


108399  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-11-24
Written: (5552 days ago)

well the computer is probly going to be takin down tonight because Chris, the guy living with us. Logged into my account then when I said somthing to him he called his momma and got my dad involved so he said he's going to take the puter apart. Why am I being punished for somthing HE did, its unfair. Well tonight is probly the last nigh I'll be able to talk to ya'll for a long while, it may not happen yet it may. There may be an hour time limit where I get it for an hour then he gets it for an hour. Then I'll be able to talk to ya'll every other hour. Either way I'm being punished for somthing I had nothing to do with. BYE.

106890  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-10-14
Written: (5594 days ago)

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE BULL SHIT, If it wasn't for a select few of people I would have splatered my brains all over the wall beside me. I'm so tired of my life when I graduate I'm moving to Colorado just to get away from my fucking dad.

106504  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-10-04
Written: (5603 days ago)

IM SOOOOOOOO HAPPY, I GOT Offical NBA licensed shoes for 42.68 CENTS OMFG

106455  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-10-02
Written: (5605 days ago)

OMFG I'm so tired of this bitch's attitude, she's a fucking bitch to me all day then when my dad gets home she turns into a difrent person, I'm one fucking step away from running away to Texas and never comming back.

106031  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-09-24
Written: (5613 days ago)
Next in thread: 106243

I am so f'n confused, the woman that i have loved since we became friends on here left and is back but i just had a competition to where the winner would marry me what should i do

105978  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-09-23
Written: (5614 days ago)

Old habbits die hard,
these fake bitches think they bad,
picked up my gun now their family sad,
runnin from my past,
it caught up wit me fast,
2 years iv been away,
now im back wit gun play,
pull the trigger with a smile,
drive a hundred miles to get away,
I pop off ma rymes now they sway,
hearin my beat,
they move their feet,
they out they seat,
tha boy at it again,
fuck wit me your life is at an end,
people tend to talk shit,
you cock andf they run,
to them its a game,
its for fun,
but to me its tha same,
as it was two years ago,
its the life i choose and live,
the gun is your life line.

104393  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-08-20
Written: (5648 days ago)

I'm tired of trying to please all of you. You turn a joke into a serious affair then when trying to say sorry and correct my mistake you act like asses and basicaly tell me to fuck off or ignore me and I'm fucking tired of it. I dont have to deal with it and I wont deal with it any more. If you don't like who I am [FUCK OFF AND END RELATION] other than that im happy to be your friend. I believe I only have 2 true friends on EP with are [Fake smiles and Bittersweet kisses] and [pepsi girl] they are always there for me and will help me with almost any problems.

104391  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-08-20
Written: (5648 days ago)

I truely am sorry Rikki PLEASE forgive me ill beg if you want

102335  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-07-12
Written: (5687 days ago)

one of my three dogs died last night, he had been sick all day and passed at about 12:30

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Written about Tuesday 2007-07-10
Written: (5689 days ago)

if you joined witches and wizards rp join the related uruchi kross's death games

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