[NightHawk]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-20
Written: (5545 days ago)

To break in my sad and empty diary, I thought I'd let you in on a little game of mine. You see, some random twink who thinks he's cool decided to message me with the following:

Letter number: 7011793
From: [KozmikDaRapper]
To: [NightHawk] ("On the day that I die, Rose shall cry...")
Sent mail 2005-09-20 04:44:33
Never read before

nigga u look gay


Now, I'm not exactly sure who or what "u" represents. Normally, I'd call it something like the extende vowel sound present in the word "pool." Okay, enough bullshit. Basicaly, I'll be playing his game for a while. I've already reported this little fucker to the guards, and I hope to see him expediently banned. If you happen to be this person, I'll explain the word "expediently" because I doubt you know what it means. The definition is, "with all due haste." ... ... Means "quickly."

So, I've decided to play his little game and shoot something really gross back at him. Let's see if our little fishy bites... For the record, I'm not actually gay, though I have nothing against people with that kind of lifestyle. My response (much to the amusement of my roommate):

Letter number: 7011879
From: [NightHawk] ("On the day that I die, Rose shall cry...")
To: [KozmikDaRapper]
Sent mail 2005-09-20 04:53:52
Unread
Comment to: 7011793

Oh really? Your boyfriend tells me you were quite wonderful last night, and I'm feeling awfully lonely. I've got a chain with your name on it. *wink*

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Letter number: 7011902
From: [KozmikDaRapper]
To: [NightHawk] ("On the day that I die, Rose shall cry...")
Sent mail 2005-09-20 04:56:48
Never read before
Comment to: 7011879

lmao! yo nigga i lik girls not lik ur kinky ass ur gay lookin ass be winkin and shit wat a faggot!

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Letter number: 7011921
From: [NightHawk] ("On the day that I die, Rose shall cry...")
To: [KozmikDaRapper]
Sent mail 2005-09-20 05:01:00
Unread
Comment to: 7011902

Ooh, you're kinky, too? Hey, we'll get along just fine! You sound like the energetic type anyway. Well, we'll work that out of you soon enough... *dark chuckle* Oh... *sphincter wink*

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Letter number: 7011935
From: [KozmikDaRapper]
To: [NightHawk] ("On the day that I die, Rose shall cry...")
Sent mail 2005-09-20 05:02:32
Never read before
Comment to: 7011921

fuk u! ur faggot ass!!!!!!!!

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Letter number: 7011942
From: [NightHawk] ("On the day that I die, Rose shall cry...")
To: [KozmikDaRapper]
Sent mail 2005-09-20 05:04:18
Unread
Comment to: 7011935

Ooh, yes, I like that! MmMmMm... do more!

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So. After this short encounter at 1:00 in the morning, I've concluded that if this particular specimen is a good example of the human race, then we all may as well give up now and just eat the fender of a speeding 16-wheeler. Let it be noted that after this last message, there was a pointed lack of response from the offender-turned-victim. Of course, my language was very vulgar, and I apologize for those of you with more delicate philosophies.

Well, that was rather liberating. I do like doling out genergous amounts of sexually excplicit justice to those idiots who deserve it. Anyway, this is by no means a good example of who I really am. Please to not be frightened away by this. I promise I'll update my bo sometime to make me look less like a prick.

As an appending note, my roommate and I are rolling on the floor with unabating laughter ^^

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