[Nobody_slogan]'s diary

133932  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2011-11-03
Written: (4770 days ago)

x means i havn't
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(x) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER EGGED A HONDA CIVIC OR FORD XR8 (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER HAD ORAL SEX
(_) I NEVER MASTURBATED

133852  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2011-10-24
Written: (4780 days ago)

I stole this idea weallglowforever because im origional like that :P

i'm bored, so i figured i'd write some more stuff about myself,
so you guys know me better. :)

bands i listen to most often; (At the Momemnt
1. MXPX
2. Anti-Flag
3. The Commitments
4. The Living End
5. Dropkick Murphys
6. Flogging Molly

my favorite films of all time:
1. The Rocketeer
2. Megamind
3. Disneys - Robin Hood
4. Empire Records

My favorite tv shows:
1. Mock the Week
2. Top Gear
3. Have i got News for YOu
4. QI


Books I love:
1. The Redwall Series
2. LOTR

Video Games:
1. Halo 3
2. Age of Empires 2
3. Oblivion
4. Morrowwind

Things I'm into doing:
Propoer Tea, Real Coffee, Roast Dinners, Hot Curry, Chinese, Rock n Roll, Alcohol, Real Ales, Cars, Motorbikes, Women :P, Movies, Art, Music, Etc etc etc etc


What makes me happy:
The little things in life

Makes me sad:
Arogance, chauvinism

Hobbies,
I havnt time for hobbies


vices: I get grumpy when im hungry, people get on my nerves quite easily, though im good at hidding it, i am the master of nodding along with the appearance of being deeply interested in the shit spewing forth from such a persons mouth.

stats: 5'8, Avg Built, fairly slim.


Sign: 2 Finger Salut
birthday: Annually

my idea of a good time:
A few mates down the pub, lots of pints playing shithead and shots every other round :P alternativly, BBQ's in summer :)

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