[PoIsOn_SuGaR]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2008-01-18
Written: (4230 days ago)

Why is it that you think you have someone until you reach the bottom of your well. I have no one to talk to about my problem, so I suck it up and deal with it. But that can only go on for so long. Eventually I'll just be hiding in myself, not letting anything touch me emotionally. It's best to write things down, and I don't want sympathy. I just wish that for once someone was there when I needed them.

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Written about Sunday 2006-04-30
Written: (4857 days ago)

:These are the 12 signs of falling in love:.




12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...



11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...



10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...



9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...



8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.



7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...



6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.



5. He/She becomes all you think about.



4. You'll get high just by their smell...



3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..



2. You'll do anything for him/her...



1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.



Now make a wish :
post this as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"
and something good will happen to you tonight

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Written about Sunday 2006-03-19
Written: (4900 days ago)

~*~DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING~*~


(Guys take note)


Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
package, because you're sure not picking anything up.


Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at
her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.


Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your
friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric
nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.


Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me
elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.


Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house,
and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early"


Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will
continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.


Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting
the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?


Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is
warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts,
or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.


Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, imwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the
whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.


Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring
my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the
car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.


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Written about Sunday 2006-03-19
Written: (4900 days ago)

31 Things Guys Should Know About Girl
Written by a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future

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Written about Saturday 2006-03-11
Written: (4908 days ago)

50 things guys wish gurls knew




We aren’t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
“Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
Giving head is never a bad idea.
We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
“The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
You’re probably not as funny as you think.
Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
The red light means the video camera is off.
A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.


58536  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-03-11
Written: (4908 days ago)


.:These are the 12 signs of falling in love:.


12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...


11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...


10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...


9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...


8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.


7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...


6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.


5. He/She becomes all you think about.


4. You'll get high just by their smell...


3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..


2. You'll do anything for him/her...


1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.


Now make a wish :
post this as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"
and something good will happen to you tonight

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Written about Wednesday 2006-03-01
Written: (4917 days ago)

If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.



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Written about Saturday 2006-01-21
Written: (4957 days ago)

If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-09-28
Written: (5071 days ago)

ok toooddaaaaaay......ummm... nothing happened. some friends suggested i should write in this to practice writing things over 15 pages since i am just a short short story person and i'd love to start a writing project...
eeep! it's SOOO bor-ing
what else? oh oh oh i stole some men's boxers from my guy friend (of course i let him know i stoled em.....) and theY ARE REALLY comfy. and cool looking.....the sentence today i really had to laugh about is when sami said: I LIKE TO DANCE IN ODD PLACES....guess what sami? ME TOO. we rock
~coco

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Written about Monday 2005-09-26
Written: (5073 days ago)

well well well my luvs. meglynn (nickname of megan) and i were talking about the likes the someone will come to school dressed as a french maid again this year and i must say it was hil-arious to imagine some of these girls in that tiny hot topic costume. it may sound mean but really, ya gotta try it sometime. yesh yesh anyhow then megs asked me if IIII would do such a thing and i said possibly if we didn't have that idiotic dress code to go by. not that anyone follows it, tho some should cause of the body mass. *gets back on track* well megs had to go and ask some guys how they would like it if i came to school as that french maid. it was suprising how many said it would turn them on. i mean really SCARY.
lol
~coco

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Written about Friday 2005-07-15
Written: (5147 days ago)

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Written about Friday 2005-07-15
Written: (5147 days ago)

A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road…




Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."




Guy:"No, this is fun."




Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."




Guy:"Then tell me you love me."




Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"




Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."




*Girl hugs him*




Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."






Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.






The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.


28655  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-07-15
Written: (5147 days ago)

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28647  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-07-15
Written: (5147 days ago)

o and anyone that feels obligated to say that my pictures that i'm gonna upload, suck, will also be hunted down, i have no patience with those ppl, freaks (jk)
~ivy

28646  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-07-15
Written: (5147 days ago)

HELLLLOOOOOOOO, WORLD!
i'm trying to find some ppl on here and it's not working this sux. anyway, gonna try to get some pics up soon, k? don't try to stalk me or cyber me i swear i will hunt you down and kill you with a kitchen knife. I'm serious.
~ivy

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