[RIFT KEEPER]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2006-06-03
Written: (6319 days ago)


  A woman from Eden, who was a tree hugger, purchased a piece of timberland in the hills behind Eden.
  There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
  She wanted a good view of the natural slendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
  As she neared the top she encounted a tawny frogmough owl that attacked her.
  In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
  In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
  She told him she was an environmentalist and how she came to get all the splinters.
  The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
  She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeard.
  The angry woman demmanded: "What took you so long?"
  He smiled and then told her: "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks and Wildlife Service, Rural Fire Service and Conservation and Land Management before I could remove old growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down!"


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Written about Wednesday 2006-04-19
Written: (6364 days ago)


this is for my first try love....... HUNTING

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Written about Friday 2006-01-27
Written: (6447 days ago)
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Shadows of sin, the burning light, my inner demon wakes, the killing begins...

a short poem by me, its not finished of cause, there is like another 5 verses to it

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Written about Monday 2006-01-16
Written: (6457 days ago)

another of my strange thoughts

within lays the power to destroy what we love most...

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Written about Friday 2005-12-30
Written: (6474 days ago)

"And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose...There were giants [nephilim] in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them" -Genesis 6:1-2,4

"But the angels who kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgement of the great day." -Jude 6

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Written about Tuesday 2005-11-29
Written: (6506 days ago)
Next in thread: 45669

this was made by a great friend of mine, without him, i wouldn't be around...

meh, the good days... the good days r like a distant memory, like something that I may have only dreamed... from the days that passed, all I hold close to my heart, is the love I once had, for a woman with the heart as black as night, yet as strong as a wild fire...

- Neil

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