Snow white has aids, the three little pig are in jail, Red riding hood is pregnant with wolf’s baby, Goldilocks is a lesbian, Rumpelstinskin smuggles drugs and Cinderella is beating up Barbie because Ken is gay and gave Tarzan a blowjob. Now Heidi and Jane are involved in a syndicate giving the Smurfs pills in exchange for sex! Fairyland is FUCKED. How are things with you?