[deamon90002004]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2012-11-14
Written: (2353 days ago)

just realised how fucked up my love life is, i've had a gf for 4 years, 5 in december, but for longer than that, i've loved someone else, and keep thinking of them, we got told not to see each other, so to take my mind off her i found someone else (the girl im now with) but i've missed this one person so much, i used to drive to her house once a week just to be near her, then it died off (she moved house), and now this person has been back in my life for about a year now, and all i want is her, and thats how she felt when we started talking for about 4 months, we started meeting up and it was like we were never apart (yay) and then i went on holiday with my gf and everything changed, i keep telling this girl how much i love her, but my current gf for 2 year has been nothing but a pain in the ass, i try and see her and she comes up with an excuse as to why not, or i text her and she doesn't text back, i try talking about it, things changed for a couple of weeks, and then goes back to how it was, im fed up of it, i try and see my gf but because she has been promoted they've changed her hours, and when she gets home, she eats and then goes bed, or eats and passes out on the sofa, im just fed up of all the shit, and don't know what to do :(

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Written about Monday 2012-10-29
Written: (2369 days ago)

and as usual i tell someone how i feel and im ignored :(

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Written about Saturday 2012-02-25
Written: (2616 days ago)

I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH AND YOU WILL BE ALL MINE :)

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Written about Saturday 2008-05-24
Written: (3988 days ago)

Q: What do you get when you take ecstasy and birth control pills?

A: A trip without the kids.

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Written about Saturday 2008-04-05
Written: (4038 days ago)

right then, im being dragged off to london, and i don't wanna go, but i will be back sunday night

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Written about Tuesday 2008-02-12
Written: (4091 days ago)

IM THE MOON!!

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Written about Friday 2007-11-16
Written: (4178 days ago)

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Written about Thursday 2007-10-11
Written: (4214 days ago)

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

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Written about Friday 2007-10-05
Written: (4221 days ago)
Next in thread: 106647

Subject:   contemplating......
Body: im contemplating even being on anything to allow people to talk to me anymore, im like 80/20 of leaving everything, here, myspace, elftown, fake, facebook,bebo, msn, yahoo,aim, skype and anything else im on just so i don't get hurt again, cos im sick and tired of being depressed, it's either a girl, some girls bf who thinks im stealing their gf from them, my parents threatening to kick me out, friends who lie, college or just in general

so this might be the last time you ever hear from me

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Written about Wednesday 2007-10-03
Written: (4222 days ago)

X means yes
Blanks means no of course

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked pot
( ) crashed a friend's car
() stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
() shoplifted
() been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
() been arrested
() gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
() had a crush on a teacher
() skipped school
() seen someone die
(x) been on a plane
() eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
() had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up (when i was little)
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
() been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pat a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(x) been in a car that’s run a red light
() been suspended from school
() been in a car accident
() had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
() danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
() witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
() squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
() been to the opposite side of the country
(x ) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) felt like killing yourself
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
() recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() sung karaoke
() paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
() danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire
() crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
() had a wish come true
() worn pearls
() screamed penis in class
() ate dog/cat food
() told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to paper
() got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) broken a bone
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
() cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked (i woke up naked, don't know where my clothes went)
() skinny dipped in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house
(x) bitten your finger nails
(x) hated someone
() believe in God
() believe in Satan
(x) have a fav band
() own more than 30 CDs

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Written about Wednesday 2007-09-26
Written: (4229 days ago)

SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:24):
im center, so i get the most shit from the opposition
but the uniforms are coooool
        ADAM         says (17:25):
like your school uniform ;)
SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:26):
haha, it's a red t-shirt with an elephant on it [dont know why] a black pe skirt and we get to wear converse but i dont, cos its not very good support]
lol
        ADAM         says (17:26):
lol
and no undies :P
SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:26):
haha, not normally. wind can be mean sometimes :p
SilentEyes™  [Lust is splashing the dark side of the moon][yessah :]] says (17:27):
as in the weather!
lol
LOL
lol
LOL

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Written about Thursday 2007-09-13
Written: (4242 days ago)

hang on, AA stands for "Alcoholics Anonymous" yet when you go in, they ask you who you are, and why you're there?

anyone see how that is "Anonymous"?

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Written about Thursday 2007-08-30
Written: (4256 days ago)

something someone wouldn't say while running for president

"i did marijuana in college, i did it in sleet, i did it in snow, but i didn't inhale"

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Written about Friday 2007-07-27
Written: (4290 days ago)

im going on holiday tomorrow for a week, so i wont be online till really late saturday night, or even sunday mid-day

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Written about Tuesday 2007-05-15
Written: (4363 days ago)

i had my 1st car accident today, ran into a car side to side, so two mirrors clipped, mine flicked back and smashed my window and glass flew at me, but im telling people someone tried to break into my car

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Written about Tuesday 2007-04-03
Written: (4406 days ago)

A- Damn good in bed. (i would like to know if that is true)
D- You have trouble trusting people. (i dont have)
A- Damn good in bed.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do (oh so damn true)

B- fun when it comes to meeting new people. (not really)
O- You love foreplay (who doesnt)
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass. (people say i do)
N- One of the best in bed.(i would like to find this out)

A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- you believe in love
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You have a nice ass.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do
N- One of the best in bed.
O- You love foreplay
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded
X- Success comes easily to you
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- you are really a closet gay

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Written about Wednesday 2007-02-21
Written: (4446 days ago)

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!

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Written about Wednesday 2007-01-24
Written: (4474 days ago)

OMG HOW WEIRD DOES THIS IBANEZ RG2228 8STRING LOOK!!

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Written about Friday 2007-01-12
Written: (4486 days ago)

HELL YEAH!!! I MET SLIPKNOT AT MY LOCAL ROCK NIGHT!!! IT WAS SWEET!!!



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92002  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-01-10
Written: (4489 days ago)

A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says "I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper's Ball?" The trooper responded, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'am." After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.

took from [SUCh A b3AUtifUl diSASt3R]

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Written about Wednesday 2007-01-03
Written: (4495 days ago)

i'm worth £850

Hair color:
[] Natural Blonde £45
[] Highlighted Blonde £40
[] Brunette £45
[x] Dark (brown, black) £50
[] Redhead £30
[] Brown £40
[] Other £15

Total So Far: £50

Eye Color:
[x] Blue £25
[x] Green £15
[] Brown £20
[] Gray £15
[] Hazel £30
[ ] Other £10

Total So Far: £90

Height:
[] Under 5' £20
[] 5'1" - 6' £30
[x] Over 6' £35

Total So Far: £125

Age:
[ ] 13 and under £10
[x] 14-17 £20
[ ] 18-20 £20
[ ] 20-30 £25
[ ] 30-40 £15
[ ] Over 40 £10

Total So Far: £145

Education:
[ ] Elementary School £15
[ ] Middle School (yr 6-8) £25
[ ] minor niner (gr.9) £25
[ ] Quit high school £0
[ ] Still in high school £10
[ ] GED £10
[ ] High School Grad £50
[x] In College £75
[ ] 2 year degree £85
[ ] 4 year degree £100
[ ] Higher degree £125

Total So Far: £215

Birth Order:
[] Only child £15
[] First born £40
[] Last born £20
[] Middle child £30
[x]Other £20

Total So Far: £235

Smoke Cigarettes?
[ ] Yes £1
[x] No £50
[ ] Quit £5

Total So Far: £285

Drink?
[] Never £40
[] Sometimes £30
[] 1-3 a year £20
[] 1-5 drinks per month £15
[] 6-10 drinks per month £15
[] 11+ drinks per month £5
[] Quit £25

Total So Far: £290

Vision?
[x] No correction £30
[ ] Glasses £10
[ ] Contacts £15
[ ] Surgical correction £20

Total So Far: £320

Car Color: (Cars in my family)
[] Gold £50
[] Red £30
[x] Blue £45
[] Green £25
[] Silver £45
[] White £15
[] Black £40
[] Other £20
[] No Car £0

Total So Far: £365
Shoe Size:

[] below 13 £15
[] 13/1 £20
[] 2/3/4 £5
[] 5/6 £15
[x] 7/8 £30
[] 9+ £40

Total So Far: £395

Current Undies:
[] Bikini £15
[] Thong £15
[] Brief £5
[x] Boxers £20
[] Girl boxers £30
[] Boy Cut £35
[] Man Thong £50
[] none of your business £1

Total So Far: £415

Room Color:
[] White £0
[] Cream £3
[] Black £5
[] Purple £10
[] Red £15
[] Blue £50
[] Orange £10
[] Pink £10
[] Yellow £15
[] Green £25
[] Brown £75
[x] Other £10

Total So Far: £425

multiply it by 2 = £850

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