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el nacho grande (oooooohhh.. i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener...)

Member #15437 created: 2005-04-29 12:51:30Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/15437   
Email: jwlt1989@aol.com

Name: Jurece

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[92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]

♣Feel free ta use wuteva pics u want!♣

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Ok, sooo... i'm 16, 5'10 (nd i wear i wear a size 15 shoe so i look like clown wen i got ma boots on, lol), i got short black hair... which is originally curly but i like ta cut it. I LUV MUSIC.... actually da only thing i don't like is country (no offense ta u who do, i jus can't get wit it... haha). i also luv ta dance (things like.. dance hall(raggae), breakdance, mostly i like ta jus feel da music nd get crunk wit it.. hehe). i like like ta cyber, but i also luv ta jus talk 2 so write me nd i'll promise i'll write back. :-)

This is jus a sayin' dat i thought of n ma bath tub.. hehe: [A woman's body is a temple and her personality, the goddess of that temple, but its a shame that some guys don't know how to treat a woman right and end up destroying the beautiful temple, making the goddess feel like nothing.] Moral= respect woman or i'll b hauntin' u n ur sleep.. LOL............. no, seriously.... don't push it... i'll kick ur ass n ur sleep like i wuz freddy crugar... have a nice day. ;-D


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"Yes OR NO Questions"
1. Smoked a cigarette: no
2. Smoked a cigar: no
3. Snorted coke: no
4. Smoked Weed: no
5. Been high: no
6. Had sex: yes
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: no
8. Tried to kill someone: no
9. Tried to kill yourself: nope
10. Got in a fist fight: yes
11. Lied to your parents: who hasn’t
12. Given someone a bruise: yes
13. Ditched someone: yes
14. Freak danced: oh yeah… u jus don’t know
15. Stole something: no
16. Cut yourself: no
17. Skipped school: i wuz sick… hehe
18. Hung up on someone: yes
19. Threw up at school: no
20. Done someone else's make-up: i’v done a cheerleader’s mascara b4… lol… I’m kool like dat… lol
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
22. Had a burping contest: yes
23. Snuck out: not that i remember
24. Been to a school dance: yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot: my 3rd grade teacher wuz 23… she wuz so hot… lol


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LAYER ONE
-- [Your Name]: Jurece Calhoun ..........
-- [Nickname]: WAAAAY 2 many… if ya wanna know, jus ask
-- [Birthdate]: March 1, 1989
-- [Birthplace]: Bitberg, Germany
-- [Current location]: Battle Creek, Michigan
-- [Eye color]: Dark Brown
-- [Hair color]: Black
-- [Your Height]: 5'11
-- [Righty or lefty]: Righty



LAYER TWO
-- [Your heritage]: 50% Black, 25% jewish (german), nd 25% jus plane white.. hehe.
-- [The shoes you wore today]: didn’t wear any
-- [Your weakness]: bn’ hit n ma shin splints.. OOOOOWWWWWW!!!
-- [Your fears]: i’ll have ta think on dat 1.. lol
-- [Your perfect pizza]: Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Extra Cheese
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve]: go ta college nd get ma DMV 2 become a veterinarian





LAYER THREE
-- [Your most overused phrase]: Schweet
-- [Your thoughts first waking up]: I gotta use da bathroom.. LMFAO!!... hey its true.. hehe
-- [Your best physical feature]: i’ll let u decide
-- [Your bedtime]: weneva I fall asleep
-- [Your most missed memory]: 2 many.. hehe





LAYER FOUR
-- [Favorite Pop]: Sierra Mist… AND ITS CALLED SODA U BUMS!!!
-- [Fast food joint]: KFC… if dats considered fast food.. hehe
-- [Single or group dates]: both.. groups are fun, but singles give u more alone time 2gether
-- [Adidas or Nike]: who eva carries a size 15… lol
-- [Chocolate or vanilla]: Swirl
-- [Cappuccino or coffee]: French Vanilla Cappuccino… WOOOOOO… CAFFINE BABY!!!... lol (like i really need more..hehe)





LAYER FIVE
-- [Do you smoke]: nope
-- [Cuss]: talk 2 me nd find out cuz i really don’t have a scale
-- [Can you sing]: yup yup
-- [Take a shower every day]: yup yup
-- [Have a crush(es)]: maaaaaayb... hehe
-- [Do you think you've been in love]: i thought, therefore i wuz… lol
-- [Want to go to college]: Schya
-- [Like high school]: WOOO!!... nothin’ like it.. hehe
-- [Want to get married]: not 2morrow, but it would b nice 2 n ma new future.. hehe
-- [Believe in yourself]: neva doubted me.. hehe
-- [Get motion sickness]: nope
-- [Think you're attractive]: only if i’m told.. haha
-- [Think you're a health freak]: nope
-- [Get along with your parents]: yup.. but sumtimes ya really wanna ring their necks.. hehe
-- [Like thunderstorms]: hecks yes.. specially if “she’s” there ta watch it wit me
-- [Play an instrument]: not currently, but I can play





LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- [Drank alcohol]: nope
-- [Smoked]: nope
-- [Done a drug]: nope
-- [Had sex]: nope
-- [Made out]: yup
-- [Gone on a date]: yup
-- [Gone to the mall]: yup
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos]: nope
-- [Eaten sushi]: nope
-- [Been on stage]: nope
-- [Gone skating]: nope
-- [Made homemade cookies]: made a cake
-- [Gone skinny-dipping]: nope
-- [Dyed your hair]: neva dyed it n ma life
-- [Stolen anything]: i stole my shorts back 4m my mom cn’ as though she stole’m n da 1st place… hehe





LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing]: yup.. it wuz schweet
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated]: nope
-- [Been caught doing something]: who hasn’t
-- [Been called a tease]: oh yeah
-- [Gotten beaten up]: nope.. i know how ta protect maself
-- [Shoplifted]: nope
-- [Changed who you were to fit in]: nope.. i like me jus da way i am.. if u don’t.. oh well





LAYER EIGHT
-- [Age you hope to be married]: weneva it feels right
-- [Numbers and names of children]: wuteva works out… they gotta b rare names like mine though.. hehe
-- [Describe your dream wedding]: as long as ma mom nd dad r there 4 it.. or else.. hehe
-- [How do you want to die]: an extreme old man… ex.- a 90 yr old man who dies 4m a faulty cord on his parachute..hehe
-- [Where do you want to go to college]: i’m still workin’ on dat
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up]: veterinarian
-- [What country would you most like to visit]: Egypt, Ethiopia, Scotland, Brazil, nd Japan
-- [Who is your guardian/ most loved person]: ma baby sista.. she ain’t ma guardian, but she’s so luvably cute… hehe





LAYER NINE
In a girl...
-- [Best eye color]: doesn’t matter
-- [Best hair color]: nice nd dark.. blonde is ok though.. hehe
-- [Short or long hair]: depends on wut they look best n
-- [Best height]: doesn’t matter.. within’ a 1 foot radius of my height i guess
-- [Best weight]: doesn’t matter… not 2 big nd NOT A TOOTHPICK… PLZ!!!
-- [Best articles of clothing]: underwear… boy shorts r cute, low cut r hot, thongs r sexy… i prefer da boy shorts
-- [Best first date location]: where eva she wants ta go, i’ll take her
-- [Best first kiss location]: doesn’t matter





LAYER TEN
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally]: 0
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life]: a lot
-- [Number of CDs that I own]: 2 many
-- [Number of piercings]: 1… my left ear lobe
-- [Number of tattoes]: 0
-- [Number of times my name has appeard in the newspaper]: idk
-- [Number of scars on my body]: ummm… idk



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one of my best friends, [Chain_skater] ♠

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here's my friend marcus

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dis is steph [StephanieAnn]... she's sooo kool.. nd she's a cuttie.. hehe ♥

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now here's a cuttie 4 ya..[~Saudi Arabian Prnces~].. u rock my socks.. lmao :-) ♥

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meet midget.. hehe.. (da chica on da left) [dancin4life89] ♥

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hey look its wittle caity [YOU WANT ME].. hehe.. don't she look so innocent.. *cough cough* ♥

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dis is my baby sister... ain't she a cuttie ♥

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dis is [luckybear25], she's pretty kool ta hang wit ♥

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dis is [The Sexy Short One], one of da koolest chics i know ♥

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LMFAO... LOL... dis is my friend mike passed out on da couch... LOL! ♠

Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 1

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Exact place of living: Battle Creek

Known languages
EnglishSpanish

Music
adult popalternativeblues
classicaleurodiscogoth
grungeheavy metalhip hop
jazznew ageopera
popprogressive metalpunk
rapreggaerock
synthtechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
boardgamesbookscard games
carscatschasing the preferred sex
chesscookingcrime stories
cybersexdancingdogs
eatingelectronicsfantasy
filmfishinggeography
historypartyplants
singingshoppingsporting
theatretravellingwatching sport
winewoodwork

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 177


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