How active are you on a typical day?
* Very active, I work out for more than an hour each day.
* Fairly active, I go out/exercise at least daily.
* Active, I have a job or other activity that keeps me on my feet.
* Not very active, I sit around most days and don't really move.
* Inactive, I can't be bothered to get up at all some days.
* Extensive abuse of meth has left me crippled and I'm unable to stay active and satisfy my wife/son sexually.
Join in the fun at the Word Association Corner and see how many strange and unusual words and phrases you can come up with.
Do you have a page, or even multiple pages, that you think would be an amazing contribution to Elfpack? List it on this page, and if the Council
agrees, the page will be listed as official, and you'll get a new badge!
Inquiring minds want to know!
If you love video games, know a lot about them, or are just interested in talking to people who know about and love video games, then this is the wiki for you!
interested in being one of the crewmembers here on Elfpack? Are you wanting to work endless hours under [Stephen
]? If slavework and bad hours sound fantastic to you, then head on over and apply to the crew
Do you wanna feel more cool? Perhaps you want to be cool? Come on over and Earn Some Coolpoints!
Remember everyone, it's against the rules to do things that tend to annoy everyone! Check out the pages Spamming and Chain Messages for examples of what not to do.
Your Stuff.. on Mainstuff!
Do you have something interesting that you think everyone should know about, like a contest or an important day? If so, then check out MC and let us know about it!
Ever notice that nifty little image in the upper left hand corner of all Elfpack's screens? That's the official logo, and you can learn more about it here. Also, you can submit a logo of your own, and if we choose it to be used you will receive color rights in your house, as well as having the limitations on your description removed. Go check it out! :)
This is the Mainstuff of Elfpack
Welcome to Elfpack. This is a totally normal Internet community. We promise! We're really normal! Everyone of us! We're not a tiny little bit strange. Move along! Nothing to see here!
Well, OK. You might want to have a look at the unlimited photo albums, your own chat-page which might be used by non-members too, people from all over the world and the friendly people here.
Stylesheets and Redesigning!
Do you like colors? Are you getting sick of the same boring grey color everywhere? Same with us!
Therefore, some of our talented workers in the Council have been working on creating a new theme for Elfpack, to make it more colorful.
The theme is still Under Construction and thus subject to change and bugs here and there, but if you want to see it then check out the page Install Dynamic Elfpack Stylesheet! (Don't worry; you don't need to install any strange programs on your computer!) I highly suggest at least giving it a try.
If you have any thoughts or opinions on this theme, drop us a line at Style Requests.
Have a fantastic time Elfpacking, Elfpackers!
Date: 2013-04-13 16:00:20
News #: 123
More Elfpack news
I do hope you enjoy all the Easter eggs and hot cross buns!
Enjoy the wee joke but most of all enjoy Easter, folks :D
Date: 2013-03-30 17:24:02
News #: 156
Reporter: Cerulean Sins
It was a very sad day when I took my cat to the vet. The vet looked at me and said, "I'm afraid your cat won't last long. It's the Big C."
"What? Cancer?" I replied.
"No," he answered. "Curiosity."
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A Dictator!
Two molecules were sitting on a bench,
One said to the other,
"OH NOOOO I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?", replied the other one,
"Yes, I AM POSITIVE."
Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?
A. Enough to break the ice. So how you doin? ;)
] for the first joke, [Midori
] for the second, [meismisty
] for the third, and [Kaos101
] for the questionable chat-up line.
Want to share your favourite jokes on mainstuff? Submit them to Elfpack Jokes
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2013-05-05 18:42:11
Joke #: 77
I Can't Wait to Tie the Knot
I made a new friend today,
With which I'll waste my life away.
I roped him in with charm and wit,
I gave him a chair, but he won't sit.
Doesn't say much, but he's quite well rounded,
Though he's a bit high and not all that grounded.
I'll go out on a limb and say we'll hang,
I'll be so happy, no more pain.
I'm choking up, it'll be so fun,
Hanging out in the summer sun.
I'll finally be happy and full of bliss,
Even the chair will get a kick out of this.
Written by [Mortified Penguin
Do you have a poem you'd like to submit? Visit Elfpack Featured Poem!
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2013-05-22 22:23:49
Poem #: 85
Mod: sammie h!
Major GEE! Overhaul Coming Soon!
Hey there Elfpackers! After much consideration, I, [Deg
], The Grand Goof, have decided to redirect and reconstruct Goofy Elfpackers Elfpacking!
. GEE!'s sister wiki, Cool Shades
, will also be reopened and officially affiliated.
Until the grand reopening, GEE! will be closed.
ETC is 6/15/13, or about a month.
If you have any suggestions on how to improve GEE!, Cool Shades, or simply have an opinion about the matter in general, please PM me directly.
Until then, Elfpack, keep on being Goofy!
-Much respect, [Deg
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2013-05-16 16:25:09
Goof #: 129