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From: Sunrose
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2005-06-03 21:42:04
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From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:48:08
Welcome to Elfpack. This is a totally normal Internet community. We promise! We're really normal! Everyone of us! We're not a tiny little bit strange. Move along! Nothing to see here!
Well, OK. You might want to have a look at the unlimited photo albums, your own chat-page which might be used by non-members too, people from all over the world and the friendly people here.
Date: 2010-06-08 05:56:24 News #: 85 Reporter: Stephen
Voting has begun for the Queen of Elfpack contest. I will choose the queen out of one of the finalists. Voting lasts till the 1st of may.
Date: 2010-04-17 23:57:48 News #: 84 Reporter: Ihsahn
There has been some problems with a disk this week. Some of the members between number 25087 and 29248 have lost their second images. Nothing to be done about this.
There might be some coolpoints lost too.
Elfpack was down a few hours just before this was posted, but hopefully this is the end of the problems. But eventually [krill] needs to be shut down for awhile to install a new harddisk though, but nothing is planed yet.
Date: 2009-11-01 22:58:24 News #: 136 Reporter: Hedda
Elfpack was down today due to database repairs because of a power failure. Damn those thunderstorms.
And they came quite badly! Just this evening I'm expecting that a UPS will arrive that will hopefully make Elfpack immune to these small totally annoying power failures.
Update 16:55 2009-07-03: Just when I write that, there was another power failure. Everything should be OK now and a UPS will be installed tomorrow morning.
Update: UPS installed and tested. No more power-problems for 3 years!
Date: 2009-07-03 14:56:47 News #: 135 Reporter: Hedda
Here's our most recent joke, submitted by [Nevan].
A duck walked into a bar. Once inside he asked the barman “Got any Bread?”
“Sorry, no bread here” Replied the barman.
A few seconds later, the duck asked once again “Got any bread?”
“No, I just told you we haven’t got any!” Said the barman, beginning to get annoyed.
“Got any bread?” the duck repeated.
“Listen buster,” Said the barman, leaning over the bar at the duck “Ask one more time about that darn bread and I’ll nail your tail to the floor!”
To which the duck replied- “Got any nails?”
The barman sighed “No..”
The duck piped up once more “Hmm… Got any bread??”
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2010-06-05 15:05:47 Joke #: 62 Mod: Stephen
This joke is a classic, submitted by [Poison Apple].
Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: 'Cause seven eight nine.
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2010-03-30 21:04:57 Joke #: 61 Mod: Stephen
Dysfunctional Glory by [La Fleur de La Croix]
What,
Is Love?
Who,
Is Love?
An
Emotion.
A
Cherub.
A
Man.
A
Woman.
No,
It is,
A bouquet of crimson roses,
A walk in the rain,
A sweet, whispered nothing,
A cuddle on a couch at three AM;
An argument,
A makeup kiss.
It is love making,
And confiding in tender surrender.
Love,
It is,
Candlelight and cheap wine,
An apartment filled with discount furniture,
A baby on the way and no money;
This is Love,
In all,
Of its,
Dysfunctional Glory;
A victory,
Of the Heart,
Over the Mind.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2010-03-30 21:00:04 Poem #: 78 Mod: Stephen
Writing by [RainCloud]
Pen moving across the page,
The words just won't come out.
How do I say what's in my mind?
Ideas flow.
None are what I want to say.
There is no way to express what I feel.
Still, the pen moves.
Still, none of the right thoughts come out.
Give up,
I can't say what I want to.
Isn't that the way of life?
Nothing comes out right.
All the while, my pen still writes.
I had better stop
Before my head and hand connect
With the thoughts in my head.
So now, just for right now, this is good-bye.
So we part again.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-11-21 19:04:48 Poem #: 77 Mod: Poison Apple
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2010-03-30 20:54:06 Goof #: 108 Mod: Stephen
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-07-06 00:13:15 Goof #: 107 Mod: Hedda
Stumble!