Brownish blonde curly Hair, Blue eyes, 187.96cm tall and 91.18kg. I like to sleep a lot and im a fighter. Im kinda shy. Im strong and athletic. Ill do just about any thing for a little fun, and if you would give me a parachute i would jump off the empire state building.. im basically fun to be with. Im always looking for an adventure. I can also be a very caring person.I like to cook, but not for myself only for others.
NOTE: For warning any guy how does the unspeakables to the women in this world will personally be dealed death from my hands.
I hate religion, it stuffs peoples heads full of rediculous nonsense they would be better off without. All religion is equally evil in the end. What good has it ever given us. It is a thing for people who too frightened to face the truth. They run from it, do not even want to think of what might happen should they be wrong about everything, crawled inside a holy little box by the millions. Weaklings. I may have no real beliefs, but sometimes I think it is better to have them. It gives new priorities. An enjoyable life in the shelter of ignorance. Around me people seem to have alot of fun. Its all bullshit, just an excuse for social interaction, like church service, or smoking, or so many other things. Ive allways hated it all, and the stupid perpetual smiles on their faces only make me hate them more. With religious beliefs of my own maybe I could have safeguarded myself better against life, but hell I didnt and I never want to, and I never ever want to be brainwashed. If I have to choose between idioticy and happiness or awereness and intellect at the cost of my happiness and sanity, damn ill take the second. I could think of no other way.
By: Lord Tharphelius from elf town
Things I could do without:
* People who use acronyms in stead of the word.
*People saying "Good morning" when it's the middle of the afternoon.
*Pilots who where two different color shoes.
* Women vaginal jelly with an exon creditcard.
*People with user names as such: I love you, I'll always be by your side, Jonh I will always love you, ect.
*People at a hotel taking your logage and expect a tip.
Name: Dave De Bauche
Sex: yes please
sign: scorpio
religion: Pagan
Race: American mut
Birthplace: Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin
Location: Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin
Straight, Gay, or Bi: Straight
Martial Status: single and lookng
Birthdate: Oct 28, 1987
Age: 18
Height: 190cm
Weight: 90kg?? (195 lbs)
Eye color: Blue/green
Hair color: blonde/brown
Left/right/amb
idextrous?: Right/ambidextruos
Family: mother(51) brother(25)step-sis(19)Occupation: Student, Martial Artist.
Piercings: none
Tattoos: not yet
Languages: English, patchy french
Fave Bands:(not in this order)
yin yang twins
grateful dead
cradel of filth
Iron Madien
Evanesance
Korn
Marilyn Manson
AFI
Rasmus
Pink Floyd
Modest Mouse
NIN(nine inch nails for those of u who dont know)
messangers: i have yahoo and msn(if you want to add me ask and ill let you.
and my inner dragon is an ....
Orange Dragon
In the war between good and evil, a Orange Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, a Orange Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, the Orange Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.
Dragon Description:
The Orange Dragon makes it's home within active volcanoes. They are immune to all forms of fire from an early age.
Orange dragons are one of the most powerful of dragons. Orange dragons love to hoard treasure and magic items. They also enjoy soaring high over their domains, where they may survey their entire territory and all that takes place therein.
At birth, an orange dragon's scales are a dull orange, and reach a bright orange once the young adult stage is obtained, at which time they also develop dark black ribbings on both the top and bottom wing surfaces.An orange dragon is a fierce opponent and will rarely, if ever, back down or flee from a fight, unless clearly outnumbered. An orange dragon's breath weapon is a gigantic cone of magma.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Molten Lava and Courage
**How many of you can say you have these running around in your head or out in the open at times,**
**not exactly what you look forward to when you go to bed, or do anything that distorts reality.**
My fave quotes:
"They say that the mind bends and twists to deal with the horrors of life. Sometimes the mind bends to much and splits into two."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me."
This is my pledge of Allegeance:
I plegde allegeance to the taco, of the mighty Mexico. And to the meat that is placed on the taco one slice of lettuce under cheese for salsa, dip and chips for
all.
You Are 98% Evil
I got this from my myspace account.
