I LOVE MONKEYS AND GIR!!!!Ü♥♥♥♥♥♥ <(^_^)>
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........................ ‘’~-,,-~ Help stewie rule the world! copy and paste on your house. DAMN YOU ALL!


[DAVEY HAVOK IS SOOOO FUCKIN [HOT]!!!!!]

ROSES R RED VIOLETS R CORNY WHEN I THINK 0F U oOo BABY I GET HORNY
EAT ME,
BEAT ME
BITE ME
BLOW ME
SUCK ME
FUCK ME
VERY SLOWLY
IF U KISS ME DON'T BE SASSY, USE YOUR TOUNGE AND MAKE IT NASTY...


this is how all guys should act!

(HEY IM NOT REALLY ON ELFPACK ANYMORE....IM ON MYSPACE! IF YA WANNA NO MY URL JUST ASK CUZ I GOTTA GO! BYE!) <3333333333

if u had me alonelocked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.









THIS IS FOR ALL OF THE FUCKIN RETARDS WHO PLAY THEIR GIRLFRIENDS!! FUCK YOU ALL!!

  my best friends!!

1. [Perpetual*Alice]//[BeyondxXxEmo]
2. [*Lush .KITTEN. fetish_Baby*]
 
   ♥♥♥♥my new hubby!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥

[IM SEXY YES I NO BUT I DONT CYBER SO STOP ASKING ME U LIL HORNY ASS FREAKS!!]

Boy: wud up shotay

Girl: I have to tell you something...

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror,it said" am I pretty enough now?"

No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know.

A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism















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