To-do list: got to EP Custom Comical Characters to get a char:)
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Jack Sparrow Lovers United
read this before messaging me!

- I will not answer to one-word messages like Hi, what's up or something like this unless I find you interesting.
- If I receive messages like 'wanna cyber', I will block you, then report you to the Guards, and there's no way to skip that unless you're my boyfriend (and you're not) or a copy of Morten Veland:)
- Write PROPER english! This means I will not accept words like Sk8r, u, r, and something like that, unless you are a good friend of mine and I accept it of you. Go learn fucking english grammar first.
- And, the last, but not least. I love compliments, and I love when people say that I am beautiful, gorgeous, magnificent, talented and so on. But when I see the words 'you're hot', I consider it as a 'wanna cyber' message. I may be hot, and I may not be hot, that doesn't fucking bother me, and I don't wanna hear that.

I got tired of this long 100 - question list, besides, there's pretty much of crap there, so I just decided to write down all the info that would be really important or interesting.
My name is Pandora. Pandora Basteth Atenais. Friends often call me Appendix for I am short of height. I was born on 25 december of 1985, feel free to congratulate me when time comes:) Me gots green eyes, braids of different colors (they change every month). I smoke. Just can't give it up. It's one of my bad habits for almost three years. Me gots hobbies. Me loves designing clothes, drawing things, eating candies and sweet stuff, writing prose, and - my main hobby for lots of years - singing. I sing in a band, the name of which is our never ending discussion theme of all time. Me gots a brother, he's older, so beware:) Me wants a piercing in the nose, and someday me does it when gots money:) [The Seventh Nazgûl], thanx for advice, by the way. Me would love to visit Ireland, Norway, Lebanon and Egypt. The list ain't full, of course. Me loves movies. Me loves: Starwars, LoTR, Queen of the Damned, The Crow:City of angels, The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Batman returns, Dracula by Bram Stocker, X-files, Psi-factor and many many others. Me loves music too. Me loves gothic, electro-gothic, dark synth pop, power-metal, ethnic. Me works in a rock-magazine, me takes interviews, writes reviews and goes to the concerts. Me loves reading. Me loves Ann Rice, Tolkien, Strieber, King, Irvin, Gaiman, and others. Me favorite colors are black, vivid red, bordeaux, aquatic blue, khaki. Me enjoys eating ice-cream, fruits, japanese food, vegetables. Me don't loves meat! Meat is dead animals! Eating meat is evil! What would you say if someone ate you cat or dog? Oh. Speaking about cats. Me adores my cats - Alice and Anubis. Alice is hairy, and she's big and little fat, and sometimes she pisses in someone's shoes, but me loves her much. Anubis is posessed by evil, he's all black with a white spot on the chest, and he's very tender, lovely and sweet. 
Besides this all, me loves playing Baldur's gate, spending all day in Elftown, studying religions and philosophy, going out with friends, visiting concerts, taking interviews, cooking, making braids, sweet wine, water melons, swimming and sewing strange clothes. That be all bout meself:) Me hopes you're not angry on my grammar - me tired of english grammar:)
Oh, yes, and there is one thing me can't stand. Me hates cybering! Me thinks turkish men are not attractive for me. So just leave me alone with nasty propositions, me block you and me definitely report you to the Guards.
T H A N X  F O R  Y O U R  A T T E N T I O N ! ! !



[The Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour 

Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
The wheels were 'spun' for
PANDORA ATENAIS
and she will henceforth be known by her new
AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME:
Joy Monacled Toad
~ Stay Calm... Be Brave... Wait for the Signs ~
My fairy is called Fidget Goblinweb
She is a bringer of riches and wealth
She lives in rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools
She is only seen in the mist of an early morning
My pirate name is:
Dirty Mary Kidd
My chinese name is
Ao Ping Ning
beautiful, attractive, charming, graceful
repose, serenity, peace; peaceful
I was born in the Year of the Ox
Goth name is Bloody Tears
Japanese name is
Endoh (distant wisteria) Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)
Congratulations! Here is my perfectly Potterized name!
Pansy
My Smurf Name is:Kung Pao Smurf
Elf name is Nindë Elendil
My pagan name is 
  Lilith Erin Muse 
The Great Archives determine me to have gone by the identity:
Veronique le Boursier
Known in some parts of the world as:
Demeter of The Vrykolakas
The Great Archives Record:
Originated in Greece, in the fever of the Crypt.]


***My friends say...***
-*rolls out from behind a wall* peekaboo..I see you - [Fenris Zabi]
-Ecli ja poedy v Mockvy, ti bydiw pervaja kto yznait ob etom! XD - [A Clockwork Orange]
-because you are too nice, but that is something I like most about you. - [ArcticTofu]
-Da, mne stoboi tozhe nravitsa po baltat ;-)
Sluwai, a kak teba zovut? Pandora nemozhet byt tvoe nastojawie imja. - [Røyk]
-your say TRUTH TO LIFE from it... - [COFFIN]
-You'll be my patient and you'll see more of me every day. You can also talk to me about anything you want, I'll be your next-maximum-security-asylum-cell-neighbour. - [The Seventh Nazgûl]
-Greetings she of Divinity and Divine Feet - [Fenris Zabi]
-yeah I think you must be a genius then - [Imperator]
-Da, pishi na angliiskom, esli tebe budet udobno i esli hochesh popraktikovat'sa. Hotya mne bolshe russkii nravitsa, pust' i translitom.
А я вот думаю, зачем я все это мучился-набирал английскими буквами? :))))))))))))
Hugs. Vovka. - [Conscience_V]
-you are crazy but cute =) - [ArcticTofu]
-well, well, well... i can't let you drown, sorry, i would be banned of the angel world... - raza
-*chuckles* why should a Goddess hide her Divinity? - [Fenris Zabi]
-I can ligate an appendix, cauterize it out of its place, toss it in a collection jar, and send it over to the pathology lab.
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! - [The Seventh Nazgûl]
-nice profile you got there. You're beautiful. Oh, and nice potleaf on that stair rail. - [CPK]
-you are a colourfull mix =) that´s good. - [ArcticTofu]
-Panda bear! - [Fenris Zabi]
-is that a biff i see in your hand?.... - [smelly pooz]
-Colour yourself yellow, wear square pants, and maybe I'll love you as much as Sponge Bob. -[The Seventh Nazgûl]
-Welcome back wayward soul lol - [Fenris Zabi]
-if you could switch bodies with a guy for a week would you? - [sloakum]
-Wanna open up a forbidden box? lol sorry couldn't resist - [Fenris Zabi]
-(sees the braids and runs away in terror) - [The Seventh Nazgûl]