DEATH TO ALL CHAVS!!!

hi; im tom, welcome to my house of justice. i h8 chavs nd wanna c em all locked up coz dey r fik in da head! well enough about chavs lets tell u bout me. im a swimmer nd a gd 1 at dat. i also play waterpolo which is only for da toughest of blokes like me. lol. dis may sound vain but u gals nd gays aint got no reason to tell me i gt a nice bodi coz i no OK, but id like 2 no ur opinions.

hav fun nd if ur a fit girl be sure 2 add me on msn, FANX!

*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!


u like my shit list? GD. nd if u fink im jst obsest wiv shit den fink agen coz i aint!

but i am obsesd wiv rely [fit gals] so if u r 1 jst be sure 2 add me on msn( if u got it).

[The Teenage Superstar]If u even fink bout disin dis gal i will hunt u down nd fuckin slit ur throats coz she totally rocks!!!

SLIPKNOT ROCK:tribal s



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Him totaly ROCK!!!!!



ENJOY!!! mooooohahahah!!!