~(*NOTE TO YOU THE READER OF MY PAGE....*)~
ok...i bore easliy so there for if i message you its NOT because i think your hot....its b/c i love talking and making new friends.... so if i message you dont think im messageing you b/c your hot b/c your not..... (if your hot i will come out and say it im a very bold person.......)

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[92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.]

MAGGOTS :
MAGGOTS dont just kiss, we make out.
MAGGOTS dont just fore play, we FUCK!
MAGGOTS dont relax, we chill~~
MAGGOTS dont whine like pussies, we scream our FUCKIN heads off!
MAGGOTS dont talk bad, we talk shit!!
MAGGOTS are the people you could ALWAY'S trust.
MAGGOTS are the best mother fuckers!!
MAGGOTS arent nice, were the shit!
MAGGOTS don't mess around, you FUCK with us we'll FUCK you up!
MAGGOTS arent just friends, we are FUCK buddies.
MAGGOTS arent cool, we are awesome mother fuckers!!
MAGGOTS are sexy mother fuckers you don't FUCK with!
MAGGOTS are blessed when they are born because now were proud to tell everybody that we are MAGGOTS!
MAGGOTS are...there isnt enough words that could explain how and who MAGGOTS are-we love SLIPKNOT and thats all u need to know bitch.
People envy us because they know we are better unlike those stupid pussy ass posers!!!!
No one is more HEADBANGIN then MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY L0VE'S US BECAUSE WE ARE UNIQUE IN THE BEST WAY'S THAT THERE C0ULD BE!!!!!!
!!!!! WE ARE MAGGOTS FOR LIFE AND FUCKING PROUD OF IT !!!!!

30 things to do to piss your parents off:
1) Follow them around the house every where
2) Moo when they say your name
3) Run into walls
4) Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5) Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin and say"good morning sunshine
6) pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"
7) Wear a sticker that says "im retarded"
8) have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you all the time
9) In public yell out" no mom/dad i will not make out with you!"
10) Do what they actually tell you to do]
11) Jump off a roof trying to fly
12) Hold there hand and whisper "i see dead people"
13) Everything they say yell "liar!"
14) Try to swim on the floor
15) Tap on there door all night
16) Pretend to have amnesia
17) Say everything backwards
18) Give yourself a swirly
19) Run around with a lamp shade on your head screaming "the sun! its dying!"
20) Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear
21) Have nervous spasms at spontaneus times
22) Snort loudly when you laugh then laugh harder
23) Run in circles
24) Recite a whole movie 3 times
25) Pretend to beat yourself up
26) Slither evrywhere
27) Wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist....tell them your making a fashion statement
28) Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
29) Super glue your finger to your nose
30) Talk to a pen

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
If You Laughed Re-post It In Your House

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

16 things to do at Wal-Mart:

1.)Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2.)Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.)Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4.)Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5.)Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6.)Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7.)Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.)When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9.)Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10.)While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11.)Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12.)In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13.)Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14.)When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15.)Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16.)Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "I choose you pikachu!"
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What does your name mean
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T-you are one of the best in bed.
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
E-Damn good in bed
R-You love foreplay
N-Have a big warm heart.
E-Damn good in bed
y- your are one of the hardest niggas out there

L-You have a nice ass
O-You love foreplay.

U-You are really chill.
R-You love foreplay
E-Damn good in bed
E-Damn good in bed

L-You have a nice ass
O-You love foreplay.
V-You are not judgemental.
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
N-Have a big warm heart.
S-People think you are so sexy.
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A- Damn good in bed
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- your wild and crazy
D-You have trouble trusting people.
E-Damn good in bed
F-People totally adore you
G-Love is something you deeply believe in.
H-You have very good personality and looks.
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
J-Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L-You have a nice ass
M-success comes easily to you.
N-Have a big warm heart.
O-You love foreplay.
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R-You love foreplay
S-People think you are so sexy.
T-you are one of the best in bed.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
y- your are one of the hardest niggas out there
Z-You're Super cool.

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?