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emo girl (these things never work out the way u want them 2!)

Member #48318 created: 2007-06-06 00:30:53Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/48318   

Name: Kalli Bitch

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2/13/09

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This means I came first place in the 2007 Elfpack Lotto!

Description:
GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i don't know you?
20= i want you in my life
Afterwords, re post it and see what number people will give you]



GRADE ME!! ;D
F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally.
D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C ~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definitely not the best.
C+ ~ You're, me, the "average Joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too.
B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too.
A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on.
A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!


hey guys this is my myspace check it out ↓

WWW.myspace.com/dreamingofbeingwithyou




A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick,you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.



=============WITHOUT U=================
Jasmine and Austin have been going out since 7th grade. Five years later, they are in 11th grade and Jasmine has been thinking about breaking up with him.
One Friday afternoon, on their 5th anniversary, Jasmine and Austin where talking over the phone.
*The phone rings at Jasmine's house*
Jasmine: Hello??
Austin: Hey baby girl!! How's it going??
Jasmine: Alright... You?
Austin: Pretty good. Are you still up for the movies??
Jasmine: I'm sorry I can't go. I promised my little sister that I would take her out to eat today.
Austin: That sucks.
Jasmine: I'm really sorry.
Austin: It's alright. Can you go out tomorrow then??
Jasmine: I cant. Sorry but I have to go with Alyssa and her boyfriend to the mall.
Austin: You know, it seems like you have been avoiding me these past few days. First you can't go out to dinner with me because you have a paper due. Then you can't come over because you are too tired, and today during passing periods, you totally ignored me. I had something that I wanted to give to you.
Jasmine: I'm sorry. I'm not trying to avoid you.
Austin: You know what?? I'll just talk to you later. I'm going out for a drive. Love you!!
Jasmine: I'm sorry.
Austin: Oh by the way, I bet you that you don't even know what today is!!
*Austin hangs up the phone*
A couple of hours later, Jasmine came back home and found a gift along with a card for her on the kitchen table. She opens the gift and finds a beautiful necklace. She then she opens the card and read:
"Happy 5th anniversary, I love You!!
P.S: I'm sorry for the way I acted over the phone."
Jasmine takes her gift and the card up to her room and goes to sleep.
*1 am in the morning*
* The phone rings again at Jasmine's house*
Jasmine: Hello??
Austin's brother: Hey Jasmine... My brother got into a car accident and is in the hospital. Apparently, he was going over to your house because he wanted to give you a little note that he wrote for you.
Jasmine: OMG!! Could you please pick me up and take me there??
Austin's brother: Yeah, I'll be over there in 10 minutes.
*10 minutes later*
Austin's brother picks her up and takes her to the hospital. When they get there, she goes straight to Austin's room. When she walks in, the doctors are putting a blanket over his face. His parents are crying. His mom walks over to Jasmine and hands her the note.
Mom: Here Jasmine. I think that this is for you.
Jasmine opens the letter and read:
"I love you Jasmine."
I love your smile.
I love your kisses.
I love your sensibility.
I love your hair.
I love your touch.
I love your smell.
I love your warm hugs.
I love EVERYTHING about you.
I love you and NEVER forget that.
PS: Without you, I would die."
*Jasmine then starts crying and collapses on top of his body*
Jasmine: (crying and in a whisper) I'm so sorry. I love you so much. Please come back to me.
***Now that you have read this, if you love or really care about someone (gf/bf, friend, family, etc.) enough to die for them, then repost this***
If you repost this, your one true love will kiss you.


1. KISS ON THE HAND .. I ADORE YOU
2. KISS ON THE CHEEK .. LETS JUST BE FRIENDS
3. KISS ON THE NECK .. I WANT YOU
4. KISS ON THE LIPS .. I LOVE YOU
5. KISS ON THE EARS .. I AM JUST PLAYING
6. KISS ANYWHERE ELSE .. LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY
7. LOOK IN YOUR EYES .. KISS ME NOW
8. PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR .. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU
9. HAND ON YOUR WAIST .. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TOO LET YOU GO
Kalli's Pics :D

Age: 16Year of birth: 1993Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 16

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-North Carolina

Exact place of living: Gibsonville

Known languages
EnglishFrenchSpanish

Music
countryrocktechno

Other interests
animalsartboardgames
bookscard gamescats
dogsdrinksfilm
fishinghorseshunting
partypoetryshopping
whiskywinewriting

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 168


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