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Agent Smith (OMG I'm on fire... again.)

Member #52545 created: 2008-08-06 10:20:15Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/52545   

Name: Agent Smith

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Ooooo look at me... wait no don't look at me... that disturbs me.

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It's me. Hooray...

Description:
What you think of me. I am not your friend. Stop reading my description, not like it's gonna say something exciting and new that you would find interesting... still reading...???... ok I might as well entertain you... wait no, I shouldn't have to do that.

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This does not mean I am a nice person...

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This also means I don't put up with crap.
I also love Jesus, cause hes better than you, plus he wears robes and holds little lambys. If you don't like robes or lambys, then your gay, and I don't care.

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DragonForce sucks... even Jesus agrees.
Do not spam your anti-me crap cause you disapprove of me. If you are offended, then simply GTFO and go tell your toilet how much your emotions are hurt, cause I sure as hell don't want your emo-spams on my internets. Thats gay-terrorism fur faggotry. I don't support that, cause it's a not nice thing to do, and old people always tell me that.

If you don't like me, then I am obviously doing a good job at what I do best. If you do, it's cause your being ignorant. Don't be ignorant, that won't give you and free poptarts.

If you haven't noticed by now, I am an asshole.

If I do get hate spam, it is actually entertaining. Don't think you can hurt or disturb me with your spittle. I feed off that crap. If you truly hate me, don't feed me then.

I fucking hate Greg. You do not know who Greg is. He told me he is the reason bad things happen in the world and he is the stereotype save-the-day indestructible super man complexed Neo wannabe average bull shit you find sitting in his basement fapping to fur porn with his 6 foot foam larp sword of +1 Faggotry bonus. He is like alot of you other stupid fuckers that think you will go dodge bullets and eat nails today. Isn't that some funny shit? I know it isn't...

I play guitar. Do not challenge me, it only means you fear I am better than you. It's ok though, I appreciate the fear.

I am not writing this description for your reading entertainment. If you have read this far, something is dearly wrong.

Gender: male

Place of living: Travelling around

Exact place of living: In the eons

Music
alternativeclassicalfolk music
heavy metaloperaprogressive metal
rock

Other interests
animalsartboardgames
bookscard gamescars
catscookingcrime stories
dogseatingelectronics
fantasyfilmhunting
partypoetryreligion
role playingscifitheatre
writing

Civil status: single


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