[Bryony] and [Alice.] In Wonderland

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[The Incredible Bulk] && [Vaughne]

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BEHOLD ALICE AND BRYONY!!! ^-^

Alice and Bryony have new bras ^-^




The smaller hand is Alice's ^-^ the one on the left.



BEHOLD--- THE BLACK AND WHITE!!!



Alice trying desperatly to hide her *sigh* ^{amazing hehe} cleveage ^-^




Alice seemed slightly... dead after her hill sliding ^-^ *le humpage* (from the dog!!!)



We're BLUE da be dee da du dai!!!



NEGATIVES!!! We look oldie!!



BLACKBOARD EFFECT!!! And the amazingness that is the stick of God!



More blue?? How can this be??



Boobs AND balls?! *faints*



Oh the fun you can have with coconuts *shudder* Okay that sounded weird...



We are the real life COPPER CARVINGS... we're cool.. right?... agree.... no seriously agree... *growls* NOW!



Alice got a little over excited and cummed on Bryony's skirt...*coughs* not candle wax *cough*...



We're the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES that you won't forget in a while =]]



One might say this would be a 'horny girl' ^-^



Le humpage of la treeage ^-^



Alice's favourite party trick!!



WHITEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]]



New boobs!!!



Our legs!!! Bryony on the left and Alice on the right!



We are the pirates with Scottish accents!!!



We see you and know where you live... and we're gonna have kinky sexy sex in your mum's room with chains and... what do you mean you don't wanna know?!



We rule so much more than you do!



Alice's longer than long tongue 0_0



We love trees ^-^



Tis a weird effect no?



No we don't eat sticks for our own pleasure and passtime what are you on about??



You know we will rock your world!!! TOODLES!!!

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[Messages from us to us!!!]

From [Bryony] to [Alice.]

LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS GIRL! And you wanna know why? She is so mega cool and pretty and clever and fun!!! I love her to iddy biddy bits and she will always be my lesbian lover... GROPERS ATTACK!!! ^-^
I love you Alice!! <33

From [Alice.] to [Bryony]

ALICE LOVES BRYONY SO MUCH MORE,THAN ANYONE HERE..*points at will*....EVEN YOU!!..and she is amazing and funny..and smelly..and has amazing boobs to grope ^^,i should know*coughs*...

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Here's a short story of a true incident between Alibaba and Bryonykins ^-^ ENJOY! (written by Bryony (c))

Alice walked into Bryony's bedroom to find her sitting on the bed writing a few notes in her BOS. She looked up from her book and smiled as Alice sat next to her.
"Did you get the handcuffs then?" Alice asked.
"Well I couldn't find the fur lined ones, so no. But we still have the chains... we can still be kinky without the handcuffs," Bryony replied, setting her BOS aside and looking at Alice.
Alice smiled. "Well chains will work just as well I guess. We can still use tinfoil if all else fails."
"I guess so..." Bryony smiled and stood up, opening a drawer and searching through it. "Oh damn, I don't know where my strap-on is, I think I've lost it."
Alice smiled. "Oh well we don't need to use that..."
"True..." Bryony grinned and sat back down.
Alice slowly advanced towards Bryony...

Wait, you didn't seriously think that was the story did you? That this incident happened? Yeah right! Keep on dreamin'! What happened in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom ^-^

Here's the real story ^-^

Well, it all started when Alice called Bryony after knowing that she had arrived in Hebden Bridge visiting her father.
She called her on one sunny afternoon requesting that she came over to see her.
Once Alice arrived, the pair decided that they would take Bryony's two dogs, Hesta and Spike on a walk over the valley.

The walk started off well enough, the two girls catching up on stuff, and the dogs being well behaved. Plus they were enjoying the fact that Alice was wearing a low cut top and Bryony a skirt. ^-^

However, this all changed when they got to the top of the valley, looking over the town and overlooking some of the other towns surrounding Hebden.
Once they got to the top, they sat down for a while, talking, when Alice decided that she wanted to demonstrate an extreme sport known as 'hill sliding' as Bryony had never heard of it.
She climbed up the short hill to the left of the pathway and ran down, dropping to her knees and sliding through the grass. She soon lost her balance and went rolling down the rest of the way finding herself in a pile at the bottom of the slope and Bryony laughing, alot.
Alice was just about to get up, when before she knew what was happening, Spike took it upon himself to treat her to his extra special humping!! As Spike was in season, he gets incredibly randy and will try it on with anyone, male or female, dog or human.
As Alice screamed and tried to get away, Bryony came over and pulled the humping dog off her, while trying not to fall over herself from laughing.

After a while, the pair decided they wanted to take the dogs to Alice's house, where there were more walks and hills for Hill Sliding and Heather Diving, yet another extreme sport.
Once they got to nutclough woods (where Alice's home was situated), they walked through the woods towards the hill Alice enjoyed to Hill Slide down, they climbed to the top, and Alice threw herself down into the heather in her 'Heather Diving' extravegansa. Once she had shown Bryony how it was done, they both ran down the (steep!) hill and threw themselves into the heather, where Alice disappered from view and slide down the hill narrowly avoiding all the brambles on one side of the hill.

Once they scrambled back up the hill, Alice went hill sliding, while Bryony ran down beghind her, being as she was wearing a skirt- not the best thing to wear for extreme sports. Alice threw herself down the hill on her knees, and soon rolled all the way down onto the muddy track below, landing a good meter from the edge and not moving much, however, groaning in pain.

Once Bryony got to the bottom, she helped her up, and guess what? The first thing Alice did was climb back up and do it again!
She climbed up and rolled down, filmed by Bryony on her mobile.
The second time, she climbed back up and slid down once more, however, got stuck at the bottom of the hill, and unable to crawl forwards on account of seriously squashing her boobs into oblivion.
So then along comes Spike, once again seeing this as a perfect oppertunity to get his fix! He jumped on her and once again began humping her- the wrong way round and in her face!
Once again, Alice screamed and clawed away, shouting "Spikie NO!!!", and all of this was hilariously caught on camera!!! Bryony, who wanted to continue filming, and was laughing too hard to almost see properly, took pity on Alice and once again dragged the horny dog off her, by which time she was covered in paw prints, mud, scratches and sore red bits!

By the time Alice and Bryony got back to her house, Alice remembered she didn't have a key! So they sat on the doorstep, patiently waiting for her dad to come home and let them in, which he didn't... so they got a drink from the neighbours and went back into the woods.
There, they found a tree they Christianed 'Le Humpage', and to honour the name, they 'le humped' it ^-^

Once again, her dad was not home, so once again, they went into the woods.
But luckily when they got back, her parents were back, and they went inside, and went on their favourite website Elfpack. There, they thought 'Oh wouldn't it be funny to write all this down in a wiki page' and well... the rest is history!!!

The end!! =]]

Or is it.... 0_0

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THANKS!!! =]]

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