People are right. Ranting IS healthy. Now allow me...

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1. For crying out loud. I can't stress this enough. You are not Edward Cullen's girlfriend/wife! You never will be! He is a character of fiction! So is Jacob Black. Stop telling me that Jacob Black is gonna come after me and rip my face off. Seriously, it's annoying as fuck. Quit saying that you're Edward and Bella's daughter. *rolls eyes* Yes, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and half of the cast of Twilight are hot. I get it. I've read all the books. I know. So, shut the hell up.

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2. I love video games as much as the next asshole, but COME ON! Some people think that they ARE Master Chief of Halo or they ARE some other fantasy character from a video game. These characters only exist in the confines of an Xbox or other video game systems.

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3. People over the age of 25 on Elfpack. Need I say more? Honestly...

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4. Kids who are 16 and complain that they are a little bit 'poor' and they have a fucking cell phone and a goddamn computer. If you can afford those, you are not poor. If you were, you would be living in a box in an alleyway.

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5. Suicidal people. There is NO need to say how much they bug me. But I will say it anyway. Stop saying that you cut yourself so you can feel alive. Enough, seriously. Okay? Look at yourself in the mirror. You are standing there. YOU ARE ALIVE!!! I understand if you feel a little depressed every once in a great while, believe me I've been down that road and it sucks. So quit. Stop being stupid. Do something else with your time besides "cutting".

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6. Vampires, Werewolves, Goblins and such do NOT exist. Maybe they used to, but not anymore. If they did exist now, we would all be dead. They only exist in books and movies. No more than that. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE vampire and werewolf movies and such. But, holy shit.

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7. Fifteen year old boys who haven't even hit puberty yet, with user names like 'Playboi Millionare' and 'HoodGangstaa'. Shut the hell up. Seriously. If you still live with your parents, you are NOT a play boy millionare. And I doubt that your parents are going to raise you in a neighborhood with gangsters and shit like that roaming the streets.

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8. Skankish ass girls who are thirteen or even fourteen or fifteen. Stop dressing like hookers. Really. Stop complaining that guys are hitting on you left and right when you have barely any clothes and you talk about having sex on your page. Dumbasses. Yeesh!

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9. Hypocrisy. Really. Don't tell me what I do is wrong, if you turn around and do the same goddamn thing. That really irritates the shit outta me.

to be continued...