Logan, being the lamest person ever, sat in a bar drinking beer from a mug, a frosty one. For hours and hours he just sat there looking like a idiot and drinking beer. Until a young freaking ugly ass lady walked into the bar and sat down next to him, rudedly and arrogently demanding a ride from the poor sap. Poor poor logan, thought logan and kept drinking beer while ignoring the girl. She tapped him, nicely, on the shoulder to get his attention but he still ignored her, rudely.
Finally, the poor man, gave up on trying to drink beer in peace and turned to her, snapping at her slightly, "What?"
"Do you have the time?" the girl asked shyly
He looked at her -,- "you've been bugging me for the past hour to know the fucking time? get lost kid"
"oh quit whining. if you had answered me before then i wouldn't have" she said but before logan could reply someone hit him on the head, hard so it slammed down on the bar, leaving a dent.
Logan jumps then growls and turns around facing the jerk who dared to smack him on the head, he pushes his claws out instictively and grabs the other man by his shirt collar, lifting him into the air and snarling loudly.
The other man (who is wearing a red visor), clearly being a pussy, squeaks and tries to get away from Logan.
Rogue stood there confused at what was going on, and getting impatient that her conversation had been interrupted.
Logan bravely throws the rude man aside and goes to his truck, tragicly forgetting to pay for his beer."Hey, you didn't pay for your beer!" said the bartender but logan just walked outside, ignoring the poor man.
The young lady frowned then left a little money for the bartender before sneakilly following Logan and sneaking into the back of his truck.
Logan, completely unaware of his stowaway, gets in the truck and starts driving off.
The bald man who had been horribly scared by Logan, peaks his head out of the door, watching the truck drive off and sighing with relief.
All of a sudden there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road and logan ran him over, and the demon asked be you angels, logan ignored him and kept driving.
The proffer suddendly wakes up and shivers, wrapping his blankets tightly around himself, "What a horrible dream" he thought, thinking of the poor young man with the visor who got his asked kicked by the rude clawed man, "Good thing it was just a dream" mutters the prof, under his breath before falling back into a deep sleep

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"Beer" says the amazing Canadian at the bar. 
"Too bad you can't afford any" said the man standing next to him
"Shut up" growled Logan.
The other man chuckled and said " Come on, i'll buy you one.. i think i owe you one anyway"
Logan smiles at the other man and clasps him in the shoulder, "there's a good man elf"
The other man smiles back and rolls his eyes, "Don't hit so hard Logan, you'll mess up my disguise and damnit it's hard to disguise blue fur and a big tail"
"Right, it took you like what, 5 hours to put that crap on?" this time it was Logan who rolled his eyes and said smirking, "Which by the way makes you look ridiculous"
Elf is hurt and lowers his gaze a little, "Well...it's better then the fur and the tail...least people don't stare at me when I'm like this.."
Feeling bad about his comment, Logan dropped his gaze to the floor and mumbled out an apology.
Elf looked over and smiled a little at the apology, "I forgive you but now you owe me a beer :D"
" Right. but since you owed ME one we are now even" Logan said " Plus i can't afford it, remember?"
Elf, "Damnit your right, you need to get a job lazy ass"
Logan thought for a second and then said, "i don't think so"
Elf acts all emo, "But why not Logan? Then you could like totally buy me beer"
Logan shrugs "i just don't think its a good idea"
Elf rolls his eyes, "Lazy ass"
Logan glares but then shrugs and keeps walking
Elf smiles and gets ready to teleport after Logan but quickly stops himself and just gets up, paying for the beer and following him.
Once he reaches logan, logan glances at him and smirks a little "what took you so long?"
Elf rolls his eyes, "Bastard...don't be such a jerk all the time all that you ever do is bitch bitch bitch, it get's old Logan -,-"
Logan once again glared, "what?! You're the one that always bitches about my so called bitching, which i don't"
Elf chuckles at Logan's glare, "You get way too angry way to quick"
"i do not" said logan as he rolled his eyes
Elf, "Do so oh and I forgot to tell you, I accidently drank all of your beer sorry"
Logan, "Uh, i didn't have any beer"
Elf rolls his eyes, "Then who'se was it?"
Logan shrugs, " I don't know.... maybe cyclops's"
Elf rolls his eys, "yeah right just admit it was your beer fatty"
"It really wasn't mine" said Logan starting to get annoyed.
Elf, "Then why was it in your room genius?" he asks, delighted that he's annoying Logan :D
Logan, "I don't know. Maybe someone planted it there!"
Elf chuckles, "Yeah right Logan just admit it was yours"
Logan shakes his head "no, i wont admit to anything"
Elf rolls his eyes epicly
"you call that an eye roll? this is a real eye roll" Logan then rolls his eyes more epicly than Elf could ever roll
Elf is hurt by Logan's manly display of manly eye rolling
"i win" logan stated, "now lets get going"
Elf is all emo but nods and starts walking in his emoness, secretly plotting his revenge
Logan rolls his eyes at elf once more and keeps walking
Elf walks uncomfortably close to Logan and smiles as he wraps his tail around Logan's waist, "You really are in good shape wolverine :D"
"hey! thats my line" out of nowhere the proffer appears and starts glaring menacingly at elf
Elf jumps and quickly removes his tail from Logan's waist >.> <.< "Mai bad Proffer"
"good. now don't let me catch you saying that again" with one last glare, the proffer disappears again
Elf, "That was creepy....now buy me a steak Logan cuz I know that you lovers me"
Logan raised his eyebrow but answered anyway "where would we get a steak... we're in the middle of nowhere" he said looking around
Elf shrugs, "You can figure something out you dumbass"
"not really" says logan and keeps walking
Elf V.V "Bastard" he says and sticks his tongue out at Logan
Meanwhile, hidden in the shadows, someone watches the two and smirks
Logan rolls his eyes and mumbles " very mature"
Elf smiles, "Why thank you Logan"
Logan rolls his eyes again but smiles too
Elf, "Do you think we should head back to the mansion? It's getting pretty late"
Logan nods, "yeah you're right, lets head back"
Elf nods, "Alright but...which way is home?" he asks, looking around nervously
Logan rolls his eyes and points to his left "clearly its this....wait..... maybe its..." he trails off and scratches his head. then turns to elf "i have no idea"
Elf whimpers and looks all scared and emo, "But...but...I wanna go home... V.V"
Logan, "Calm down. we'll figure this out"
Elf nods a little and sticks close to Logan
"uhh, lets go this way" logan says and begins walking
Elf nods and follows after Logan kinda nervously
Logan continues walking not knowing he is going in circles
Elf whimpers softly, knowing they're going in circles, "Eh Logan...we're just goin round and round"
"are you sure?" logan asks and stops walking
Elf nods and points to a store they've passed at least 2 times, "That look familiar?"
Logan "not really.... but if you're sure lets go another way then"
Elf nods and looks around then jumps when something makes a garbage can lid clang loudly, "Did you hear that?" he asks nervously
Slightly annoyed, Logan says, "yes. Now which way do u think we should go?"
Elf whimpers slightly and just chooses a random direction, not wanting to annoy Logan any further
Logan follows Elf silently.
All of a sudden, Sabretooth jumps out from an alleyway and grabs Elf, easily throwing the small mutant into a wall then facing Logan and smirking.
Elf winces and collapses when he hits the wall.
Logan glances quickly at Elf and then sets his gaze on Sabretooth "what do u want Sabretooth?"
Sabretooth smirks, "What is it a crime to check up on my little brother?"
Logan glares "don't give me that crap."
Sabretooth smirks more and starts growing at his claws, "Is that anyway to talk to me?"
Logan growls "just tell me what you want"
Sabretooth, "Where's Rogue? You haven't been doing a very good job of watching over her lately have you?" he asks and smirks more, "I have her hostage and if you ever want to see her again you'll pay up"
With barely contained anger Logan asks "what?!"
Sabretooth chuckles, "I want inside information on your little mansion and I want it before nightfall, I'll be waiting at the pub you go to every other week with that thing" he points at Elf then looks back at Logan and smiles, "Do anything funny and precious little Rogue's head will be waiting at the pub for you, understand?"
"Why you...!!!" logan yells and takes out his claws and charges at Sabretooth
Sabre smirks and waits then grabs Logan and puts his claws to his throat, "Is this really the wisest decision? You kill me and then you'll never get the girl back"
Logan glares at sabretooth for a few seconds but then stops struggling and sighs in defeat.
Sabretooth smirks then throws Logan aside roughly and spits at him, "Gimme what I want and I'll give you back the girl"
"fine" logan says angrily

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