15 more of my rants
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31) I believe any child under the age of 14 should be banned from having a cell phone. Yes, you're still a child. I hate having to listen to your high-pitched obnoxious retarded chirpy voice complain that "ohmigod can you buh-leeeve that Mike is taking Sarah to the dance!? Double-You Tee Eff!!"
32) Drunk-Dialers. I'm sure we've all had our fair share of times when we were too intoxicated to function and we call our exes, best friends, or enemies and blab on about useless shit. But seriously, don't make it an every night ritual. -cough- Ahem... Garret.... (I hope you read this).
33) People my age. If our generation is considered 'the future', and we're shooting up schools, making threats, stealing to act 'cool'... I'm fucking terrified to see what the future holds.
34) If you've been called 'Captain Obvious' or heard the phrase, 'No shit, Sherlock', once in your life... Don't bother talking to me. It's like you don't have enough satisfaction in your own petty world to keep your business to yourself.
35) I truly applaud those members on here or elftown who state that they're done with that site for good, and never come back. Then there are those who get caught up in drama, bitch that they're never logging on again... and low and behold, 10 minutes later, Mr/Mrs Drama Queen sign on to see if they got attention. Get a life.
36) There are limited bands that are allowed to come back from the 90's. New Kids on the Block are not one of those bands. Same goes for Duran Duran, and the Backstreet Boys. Stay back in the 80's and 90's. Reincarnation does not apply to you.
37) Okay, So I know everyone is entitled to have their own obsession over something totally worthless. But, enough with this Tinkerbell shit. I think the only time I ever had anything to do with that poorly drawn fairy was when my mom made me be her for Halloween in kindergarten. Everywhere I look, there she is; on backpacks, clothes, tattoos?! She's ugly enough as it is, but when I see pictures of a "Goth Tink" or a "Halloween Tink", I want to rip my eyes out. Obsess over Peter Pan. He's better anyways.
38) Mirror pics are already cheesy to begin with. But if you're going to be trendy and take a mirror shot, make sure the mirror is clean please.... It's so gross to look at a picture of someone and being hardly able to see their face because the mirror their taking the pic in is filled with toothpaste spit. Gross.
39) Around each election, I always end up in a pissy mood. Not because the commercials for the candidates are fucking annoying. Not because I get phone calls at 9 at night, asking me to take a survey. No, none of those things piss me off as near as much than nonchalant, complaining bastards. "Oh, I hate the way the economy is. Taxes fucking suck. And the retard running my community should go back to school". Get your fucking head out of your asses, be proactive, VOTE, and quit bitching. If you dont like the way things are, go to the fucking DMV or post office for fucks sake and get registered and help push forward a CHANGE.
40) This is a silly peeve, but it still ticks me off xD::: When people put in their name section "Ask and I'll tell" and guess what, their user name is -Christina- or, +Jamie+, or ***Sarah at the Disco!!!***. Hahaha you people really are retards!
41) People with "Brand Name Designer" pets. I mean dogs who are registered with the AKC and cats who are worth thousands of dollars. First of all, not only are AKC dogs fucking annoying, obnoxious, inbred, and overpriced, the people who own them urk me as well. I find it pointless to spend thousands on a dog from a 'registered' breeder when you can find a better, not-so-high maintenanced dog in a shelter for 3/4 of the cost. I've only had one pure bred before, and that dog went fucking psycho. From then on, I find it best to save my money, save an animal's life, and get a mutt.
42) Wing tattoos. They looked okay on the first 1000 people that got them done. But now, EVERYONE has a set of wings protruding from their shoulder blades. It's not creative anymore and when someone mentions they got a new tattoo, on their back... 9 times out of 10, it's a retard set of wings.
43) People who dis people who like Twilight. I have never read the series or seen the movie. I don't want to. But if people are obsessed over Twilight, let them be! It makes me mad when others make wikis like "Twi-shit" or something along those lines and they make fun of others who are really into Twilight. It's not taking over the world, they're not shoving it down your throat. Now stop being an asshole, and let them love it.
44) I find it funny when people on these social networking sites post on their page
"I'm a bitch, I'm fucking blunt, Chances are I'm going to hate you, Don't talk to me if you're Turkish or don't have a pic. Don't waste my time." And then they complain that no one is messaging them.
"Talk to me PLEASE!" Jeez. Let's not be so self righteous, shall we? There's a solution to get out of solitude.. Stop being an ass clown. End of story.
45) My parents always used to bitch about how much they hated our neighbors' Christmas lights staying up all year long and I never understood why it bothered them so much. I live on my own now, and my neighbor has her icicles still hanging down and glowing. It's fucking May. 90 degrees outside, and all I am staring at is that damn icicle set.
46) I don't rave. But I do know when I can smell a fake Kandi Kid. Just because you went to a club ONCE, or heard 'Starry Eyed Surprise', doesn't qualify you to be in with the P.L.U.R crowd. My little sister can wear beads and I still think she's more of a raver than you fakes.
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