My Girl
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I really don't know what to say about her. She's amazing and I love her to death. Fuck with her and not only will she fuck you up.. but so will I

Mmm.. blood... Ok, so I'm a bit eccentric, gothic-esque, a metalhead through and through, and a bit more. I'm the vocalist in a Heavy Metal band, Black/Dark Metal band and a real Punk band. Don't fuck with me and I wont fuck with you.

I'm a writer, mostly poems and short stories at this point, but I am/have been working on a couple novels for the past couple years, none of which seem to be any closer to getting finished. I'm an English Major and A Digial Film and Television Minor at UW-River Falls. I primarily deal with things in the Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror and Mystery genres. I am the vocalist of two metal bands - Shattered Oath (drummer is in Iraq) and Cruor Saevio (Lead guitarist moved because of financial reasons and wont be returning for a couple more months) - neither of which are currently doing anything. Essentially, as of right now, my life is at a stand still. Nothing is going on and I am just living.

I can be antisocial. I typically hate people. If there is something about someone I don't like, chances are that I will tell them. I am an asshole, but not necessarily the bad kind.

   - My favorite passtimes are sitting by myself in a dark, cold basement  listening to music and writing stories; sitting outside underneath a tree reading a good book; watching horror movies with Randa; going out to eat at Denny's or Perkin's; sitting around a fire with a number of friends and unquestionable amounts of beer; walking around town or on campus watching people interact with each other and laughing; purposefully annoying people I don't like; making people feel uncomfortable for no good reason; being obscene in public; hanging out with my friends/bandmates; going out to party's on occasion; throwing parties on occasion; talking intellectually about religion, politics or anything really; playing dungeons and dragons/white wolf roleplaying games; and downloading music.
   - A few things I don't like: Bad grammar; bad spelling; prissy little girls who use the words like and um too much; people ignorant of the world around them; people to self-obsorbed to give a damn about anything else; christians who constantly attempt to press their religion up me, even though I don't attempt at all to press my beliefs upon them; lack of respect of other people's property; drivers who don't put their blinkers on until five feet before they turn; talking about a movie while I'm watching it when you've already seen it and I haven't; and yeah. Thats about it.. there are more. I try desperately not to hate individual people until they prove to me that they are worth my hate.



Don't call me emo.. I'm a metalhead



Music:
Aborted
AC/DC
ACID BATH
Alice Cooper
Alice in Chains
ALL SHALL PERISH
All That Remains
American Headcharge
AMON AMARTH
Anthrax
Anti-Flag
ARCH ENEMY
Austrian Death Machine
BAD RELIGION
Bathory
Beastie Boys
THE BEATLES
BEHEMOTH
The Blach Dahlia Murder
BLACK SABBATH
Bleeding Through
Bob Marley
Born of Osiris
Buckethead
Burzum
CANNIBAL CORPSE
Carnivore
CHILDREN OF BODOM
CHIMAIRA
CRADLE OF FILTH
The Cure
DAATH
Damageplan
Dark Funeral
Dark Tranquility

Darkthrone
Dead Kennedys
DEAD TO FALL
Deathstars
Deep Purple
DEICIDE
Despised Icon
Dethklok
DEVILDRIVER
DIMMU BORGIR
Dissection
Disturbed
THE DOORS
Dope
Dragonforce
Dropkick Murphies
Fear Factory
Finntroll
Flogging Molly
Gaelic Storm
GOATWHORE
Godsmack
Gorgoroth
Gwar
Hatebreed
Himsa
Iron Maiden
Janis Joplin
Jefferson Airplane
Jimi Hendrix
JOB FOR A COWNBOY
Journey
Judas Priest
KATAKLYSM
Killswitch Engage
Kittie
K.M.F.D.M.
Korn
LAMB OF GOD
Led Zeppelin
The Left Rights
Marilyn Manson
Megadeth
Meshuggah
METALLICA
Mindless Self Indulgence
Ministry
Morbid Angel
Motograter
MUDVAYNE
Murderdolls
Mushroomhead
Nightwish
Nile
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
NOFX
Old Man's Child
Opeth
Otep
Ozzy Osbourne
PANTERA
Pearl Jam
A Perfect Circle
Pink Floyd
Powerman 5000
Psycroptic
Queen
Queensyrche
Rage Against the Machine
RAMMSTEIN
The Ramones
Rancid
ROB ZOMBIE
The Rolling Stones
Sepultura
Serj Tankian
Sex Pistols
Shadows Fall
Sikfuk
SLAYER
SLIPKNOT
Smashing Pumpkins
Soilent Green
Spineshank
STATIC-X
The Strokes
Sublime
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
Tenacious D
Tool
Twisted Sister
Type O Negative
Vader
Venom
White Zombie
Whitechapel
The Who
Zao
13th Step
36 Crazyfists
The 69 Eyes
3 Inches of Blood

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My URL: <URL:www.myspace.com/javaman5000>

Quoteworthy:

"He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once."
- Neil Gaiman

"I think I just had an evilgasm"

"I fucking hate arrogance. No, correct that... I fucking hate people. Vast mindless herds of people, usually around Christmas time or rush hour. And TV stereotyping. Urrrgh! Normality, waiting for anything (patience is not one of my virtues), litter, concrete urbanisation, lack of vision, religious strangleholds, bigotry, sponge cake... hate them all."
- Dani Filth

"We can't stop here. This is bat country!"

--- Lord Java

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"Hmmm.... should I chase my shot with liquor or beer?" - Lord Java

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"Don't shake my milk! It'll go flat!" - Sir Joseph (Kyle French)

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"If you punch and emo kid in the face, there is a 30% chance they'll realize how RETARDED they are... then again, there is a 70% chance they'll just cut themselves." - Lord Java

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"If you don't feel the burn, then its not worth drinking the liquor!" - Lord Java

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"Whiskey.... Vodka.... Dr. Pepper... MINE!" - Lord Java

---- The following was a conversation between Lord Java and The Jester ----

18 Years from now....

The Jester (John Phillips): So what is the plan for tonight?

Lord Java: I don't know... Do we ever have a plan?

Phone Call: Dude where are you guys? You were supposed to be here 3 days ago.

(Lord Java and the Jester fly to Houston).

Sir Joseph: Where have you guys been... you were supposed to be here like 3 days ago!

Lord Java: We've been drink for the past 17 years....

The Jester: Lets go play a show

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Lord Java: I think that I should go see a head doctor.

Sir Thomas: I've always wanted to see a naked midget.

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Sir Joseph: Something fell from me!

Andy Drain: Want some grass?

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Sir Joseph: I'm gonna fat out!!! Come here, come here and eat my dick!!!

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Sir Joseph: Permission to show Danny's boobs.

Sir Thomas: Granted Denied.

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The Jester: My coffee tastes too much like coffee and not enough like liquor!


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Lord Java: Last night I was pretty sure that I was going to wake up to my lungs and my liver smoking my last two cigarettes.

Favorite Movies:
(in no particular order)
A Scanner Darkly
Pulp Fiction
Bladerunner
The Dark Crystal
Star Wars Trilogy
Domino
Aeon Flux
Resevoir Dogs
Snatch
Lucky Number Slevin
Crank
Sin City
Mirrormask
The Lord of the Rings
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Boondock Saints
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Oldboy
V for Vendetta
Pirates of the Carribbean (I, II, and III)
Donnie Darko
Seven Monkeys
Gattaca
The Blade Trilogy
Interview with the Vampire
Queen of the Damned
Cemetary Man
American Beauty
K-Pax
Adaptation
Enemy at the Gates
Fight Club
Grandma's Boy
Anchorman
Hostel
King Kong (The old version and the Peter Jackson version)
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead (all versions are good in my opinion)
Land of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Dead Alive
Undead
Office Space
Team America
The Waking Life...
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Hellraiser (All of them)
The Crow (only the first one)
Shrooms
Gummo
Buffalo '66
Four Rooms