This is me if you don't like it then don't look at it



This is me and my puppy dog. My hair is shorter now cause I got it cut



Isn't she just so sexy, lol. This is lauren and she is mine and me love her




Duck killer for life



[Dopped up cracker] and me have a reward for us








Juggalo for life

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
JUGGAS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
JUGGAS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
JUGGAS: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
JUGGAS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
JUGGAS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
JUGGAS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
JUGGAS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
JUGGAS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
JUGGAS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
JUGGAS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
JUGGAS: Will repost this shit

I am just a simple person that is easy to get a long with if you give me a chance. I need more groups to get into so if you got one just see if I am intrested. Most likely I would be
I am worth exactly $2,037,174.00

go to www.humanforsale.com to find out how much ur worth


Fill This out and Send it to Me!
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?




1. Smoked a cigarette: yes
2. Smoked a cigar: Yes
3. Snorted coke: Once and never again
4. Smoked Weed: yes
5. Been high: yes
6. Had sex: yes
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: Yes
8. Tried to kill someone: No
9. Tried to kill yourself: yes
10. Got in a fist fight: Yes
11. Lied to your parents: Yes
12. Given someone a bruise: yes
13. Ditched someone: yes
14. Freak danced: no
15. Stole something: yes
16. Cut yourself: no
17. Skipped school: Yes
18. Hung up on someone: yes
19. Threw up at school: yes
20. Done someone else's make-up: yes
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: Hell no
22. Had a burping contest: yes
23. Snuck out: Yes
24. Been to a school dance: yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot: once


001: Name: Andy
002: Nickname: Baked
003: Country of living: USA
004: Birthdate: August 10 1985
005: Height: 5'8
006: Eye color: Hazel
007: Shoe size: 10
008: School/work: work
009: You smoke: yeah
010: Hobbies: Billards, Sports, and a lot more
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 brother
012: Relationship: Not sure
013: Piercing(s): None
014: Tattoo: Nope
015: Fave Country to go to: Canada
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: nope
017: Nicest people you met this year: everbody I met
018: Person you rather not have met this year:None that I can think of.
019: Who would you like to meet:My brain
020: Who do you admire most: All my friends
021: Most sexy person(s) on Elftown: They know who they are
022: Favorite Pyjama: Shorts
023: Favorite Car: Porche
024: Favorite Movie(s): Drumline
025: Favorite music: Rock, Punk, and metal
026: Favorite City(s): Here
027: Favorite Plush: Never heard of it
028: Favorite Perfume:none
029: Favoriete Magazine: none
030: Favorite sound: nothing
031: Favorite TV-series: The simpsons
032: Favorite Writer(s): none
033: Favorite Nickname: Eight Ball
034: What is on your mousepad: Dog
035: What all is under your bed: The boogey man
036: Favorite color: Black
037: Favorite Song ever: "freak on a leash
038: Favorite song at this moment: "Doornail Dorthy"
039: Favorite food: Anything
040: Favorite class in school: Mythology
041: Favorite drink: Rum and coke
042: Lucky number: 420
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself: Nothing at all
044: What deodorant do you use: Adidas
045: Favorite shoes: Airwalk
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: never
047: What word do you use most: Whats up
048: Most romantic moment in your life: life's not over
049: Most embarassing moment in your life: wouldn't you like to know
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: Outside
051: What do you do in the weekends: Party
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: English
053: Your Breakfast: Never eat it
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: Onions
055: Pets: 4 dogs
056: Laugh or dream: Laugh
057: Serious or funny: Funny
058: Fast or slow: Slow
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: Realation
060: Simple or complicated: complicated
061: Cremated or Buried when dead: Buried
062: Sex or alcohol: Both at the same time
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: go to bed early in the mourning
064: Light or dark: Dark
065: Speak or Silence: Silence
066: Tall or small man/woman: small
067: News paper: Never heard of it
068: Hug or kiss: Both
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: Death
071: Gig or Disco: Niether
072: Left or Right: right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: Sausage is nasty
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: Either
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: Who created you
076: You believe in reincarnation: Yes
077: You believe in Aliens: I seen them
078: When you die, what will be your last words: FTW
079: Does true love exist: I believe so
080: How many kids would you like to have: How many I end up with
081 :What is the one thing you can't stand: People mad at me
082: Best feeling: Knowing someone loves you
083: Worst feeling in the world: When someone you love dies
084: What are you afraid of: Things in the dark
085: Are you an emotional person: Depends
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: Never
087: Your goal in life: To die
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: To go to a KoRn concert
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: Human
091: What is the most beautifull part on the male body: I don't look at them
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: a resturant
093:What do you think of Elftown: Awsome
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: Nothing disapperead
095: Where did you get this question list: A friend
095: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: Messenger
096: Star sign: Leo
097: Fave animal: Dragon
098: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you?: Dude you dead yet
099: Do you get in trouble alot: Always
100: Is there a question you missed in this all: Don't think so


I actually took one of these things