Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
Hey,
Itz been a long time since i wrote in this wow. Weel my b-day is coming up up yay in 2 dayz wel anwayz i had th weridest dream last nite i was with my boyfriend and we were about 2 do something wen i heard the door and it was al my freinds and family there surprising with a party and yes of course julain was there and he saw and was so amazed that he kissed me on my lipz and i pushed him away and of course by boyfreind came out 2 see what was goin on but everyone who he was they jsut said hi and they came in 2 chill and we were wilding out julian took by the ahnd and said we needed 2 talk so i took him 2 my room 2 see wat he wanted and then he sarted tellin all this love shit and he got on his knees and asked me 2 marry him and i said i couldnt cuz i was with my boyfreind but then he sayz he will nevr love you like i do so of course since i stil loved him i said yes and he kissed me and we went back 2 the party and i made the annconment 2 everyone and i told my ex2 get out cuz i didnt want him anymore but it wasnt cesa that i was with b4 julian came but it was some other guy taht treated me like dirt so ya but then cesa was there 2 and he came 2 me and took e2 my room and i asked y am i with juian after wat he did 2 me and he looked at me and kissed with so passion atht i couldnt resit but sit there and kiss him back and we end up havin sex and then he asked me 2 marry him and i was shocked i told him yes but then i took julian and gave him back his ring and said atht i couldnt marry him i loveed cesa 2 much and yes i did stay with cesa and he ended living with me and everything but they boom julian wanted 2 shoot cesa but i got in the way of him and he shot me and i woke up omg scary and werid bye bye
To every girl who is looking for true love.
-To every girl that is herself no matter what.
-To every girl that dresses cute not skanky.
-To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot.
-To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you.
-To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead
-To every girl who is nice to everyone no matter who they are.
-To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
-To every girl that wont settle for the jerk.
-To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess.
-To every girl who wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
-To every girl who just wants to hold hands.
-To every girl who kisses him with meaning.
-To every girl who just wishes he cared.
-To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
-To every girl who just wants him to call.
- to every girl who wastes her day waiting by the phone.
-To every girl who just wants to cuddle.
-To every girl who just wants to sleep (no sex) with him.
-To every girl who is scared to put her heart out there again because she has been hurt so many times
-To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
-To every girl who thought maybe this could be the one.
-To every girl who believes in her dreams.
-To every girl who would do anything so she could achieve them.
-To every girl who laughs at stupid stuff when she actually does think it is funny.
-To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.
*****To every girl who gave her heart only to have it shoved back in her face.
This one is for you.
Hey im on taht ime of month and its suxs everything is goin werid lol i dont know why i dont know what to anymore someone plz help me
hey everybody itz ur girl addi plz go 2 my website www.freewebs.c
hey all my freinds im starting w=a wiki all about me aight cuz everything about me i cant put on my profile cuz itz 2 much so ya a wiki all about me bye
wow this so sweet
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Hey
i CANT BELIVE BUT I GOT ASKED 2 PROM IM SO HAPPY HEHE ALOT ANOTHER HAS BEEN GOIN ON BUT I TRY NOT 2 THINK ABOUT IT CUZ ITZ MESSED UP
i cant believe what is goin on in my skool itz so messed up i dont know y pplz would do taht bye bye
everything goes well but the startz 2 go bad y is taht tell me why well anywayz pretty soon i will be starting w wiki about my friendz aight mauhhhhh bye bye
pplz get on my nerves tehy lawyz buggin me over teh same question and it gets annoying i hate it well bye bye
i wsih i could be with the one guy who makes me happy no matter what he sayz or do i know hez alwayz goin 2 be there no matter and i know i casn count him even if we dont go out i know he will stil help with anything if i aksed him u no who u r I LOVE YOU JULIAN AND TZHTA NEVER GONNA CHANGE MUAHHHH!!!!!
im get 2 feel like everyone hatez including the pplz i care so much about like gustavo and cesa gustavo has been there 4 me and i dunno wat hapened but he has changed so much ever since he gotten a g/f and cesa i dunno wat happened 2 him but he has changed 2 he hardly comes on anymore and wen he does he hardly talkz 2 me he only sayz a few wordz and then logz off thatz messed well bye bye
i cant not believe itz taht time of month 4 me and i do not feel good but im not compalinign well bye bye love ya guyz muahhhhhh
OMG I CANT BELIVE IM IN 10TH GRADE IM SO HAPPY AND IM SOGLAD THAT IM DOIN GOOD IN HIGH SKOOL WELL BYE BBYE
hey well i went to puerto rico and alot happened lol my moms cuzin wanted 2 be her son in law cuz of me lol but he is like 23 and everyting but most of all i had fun kinda of and i had some god dreams about julian and bad one about cesa and his girl tahgt doesnt like me worth nothin but i dont know why wel bye bye
hey i need 2 tell someone how i feel about them but i can't cuz he lives 2 far away and i don't think he feels the same about me love ya muahh bye bye
hey i haven't wrote in here cuz ive been buiz but i went to st agustine on the 4th of july and had a good ass time unitl i fal on my ankle at the ppl in a hotel when i was runnin up the staris 2 get the waterslide now how stu[pid i am lol well bye bye il write again 2morrow maybe
hey i can't belive everybody wants me and i don't know what 2 do about it its kewl but then i dunno its just werid
hey itz the first time i wrote in here lol well ya um i like this guy but i can't be with him and i can't talk 2 him hes so special 2 me i feel so bad cuz hes heartbroken cuz he can't be with me the shows he watches i watch them and i think about him and it makes me want 2 cry he sleeps with two pillws and two blaknets so now i do but i dunno why itz werid im just like that realli werid we get along so well and im happy that i met him but then again im not cuz its mesed up how everytime good that i have turns out 2 be bad we have alot in common and my parents don't understand that i guess but who cares its what my parents what best for me aqnd thats what they get well g2g muahhhh bye bye