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Random Quote of teh day!
Fruitcake: Uh, where...are we?
Deg: Uh...at your house...when...Torture is little.
Fruitcake: *all whiney* Oooh I don't like that cause now she's all young and bitey

Random lyric of teh day!
I used to think this was perfect, and wish that it was never ending
But those days are gone forever; It's something I'm not missing
There's a force there's a voice, in my head
Telling me to think about the times that you were cruel and mean
I don't care if you walk away I'm here to stay and you need to hear
You make me sick, but I love what we're doing here
You make me sick, and I can't be the only one!

…the fuck? I get messages like this all the time…
"I love you"?! I don't even KNOW you!
"I need a friend who would love me all my life…"
…you sure the fuck are looking in the wrong place, buddy.
I mean, they're not being rude, but I don't fucking KNOW you!
Jeezis!

okay I'm obviously not going to sing happy b-day to myself but it always reminds me of this stupid ass b-day song that I learned in middle school...okay, so...here it goes (it's supposed to be sung kind of fast)

Happy happy birthday
Today's your special day
You're one year older
Than you were yesterday
First you light the candles
Then you cut the cake
Then we get together
And help you celebrate
HEY (or YAY or some shit like that)

or if you're being really shit ass funny that day you could say
"first you cut the candles
Then you light the cake" because people are dumbasses like that

START: (x= yes, _= no)
(x) snuck out of the house?
(x) gotten lost in your city?
(x) saw a shooting star?
(x) had serious surgery?
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas?
(_) kissed a stranger?
(_) hugged a stranger?
(_) been arrested?
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose?
(_) pushed all the buttons on an elevator?
(_) jumped up and down in the elevator to get stuck?
(x) swore at your parents?
(x) been in love?
(_) been close to love?
(_) been to a casino?
(_) been skydiving?
(x) broken a bone?
(_) been high?
(_) been drunk?
(x) skipped school? *Too many times
(_) flashed someone?
(x) gotten in a fist fight?
(_) been suspended?
(_) had anger management?
(x) done the splits?
(_) played spin the bottle?
(x) gotten stitches?
(_) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?
(x) bitten someone?
(x) made someone bleed?
(_) been to Niagara Falls?
(_) gotten the chicken pox?
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex?
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed into someones car?
(_) been to Japan?
(x) ridden in a taxi?
(_) Been dumped?
(_) had a crush on someone of the same sex?
(_) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
(_) gone on a blind date?
(x) lied to a friend?
(x) had a crush on a teacher?
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans?
(_) been to Europe?
(_) slept with a co-worker?
(_) been to Africa?
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day?
(x) Been to Canada?
(_) Been to Mexico?
(_) Been on a plane?
(_) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
(_) Thrown up in a bar?
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
(x) Eaten Sushi?
(_) Been skiing/snowboarding?
(_) Met someone in person from the internet?
(x) Cheated on a test?
(_) lost a child?
(_) done hard drugs?
(_) tried killing yourself?
(x) fired a gun?
(x) purposely hurt yourself?
(x) taken painkillers?
(x) seen someone? whatever that means.
(_) had a friend die?
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(_) had sex
(x) likes someone much older than you. Ten years at least.