Okay I had this dream last night that was half horribly scary and also just pretty badass haha.

It started off as I was going mini golfing by myself on this really cool course and it was a really nice day out and everything was going really good. At this point I had no idea that this dream was a nightmare because normally all my nightmare dreams the surrounding are really warped and have a dark feeling to them, but this time I was all good. So anyways I'm minigolfing and I get through the first nine holes and then I look and to get to the last nine holes you half to cross this really shallow--up to your waist the entire time--crystal blue lake. People are walking back and forth, enjoying themselves, so I'm about to hop in when a guy comes up next to me and asks me if I would like to play the first nine holes of golf with him because he wanted someone to play with because he was all alone. I was going to, but I kind of wanted to see what the last nine were like because the first nine were pretty cool, so I declined and hopped in the lake and started walking. At this point I'm starting to know this dream is going to nightmare mode because the further I walk to the other side, the darker and muddier the water is getting, and then I start to realize the people in the water crossing ahead of me aren't laughing--they're screaming.
So I look in the water and there are huge, huge crocodiles. Now, I'm not really afraid of crocodiles--sharks are really more my thing--as long as I'm not fucking swimming with them. Of course, the only thing I have on me that could be used as a weapon is my putter, so as they lunge out of the water at me I'm bashing them on the head with my putter. I'm trying to run but you know how it is when you're in that deep of water, it's like slow motion. I'm just hoping I get to the other side quick so I can pull myself up onto the last nine holes and get away from the water but I look and the dock to the mini golf and the little islands they're on is gone. It's just lake, everywhere, and it's getting deeper. There are people all around me dying and getting eaten alive and some trying to fight back with their putters as well, so we group together in a circle and put our backs together and try to fight off the crocodiles as we keep walking. By now the water is up to my chest and I'm starting to lose hope when we come to a sort of channel that we can only go one way down, like a conveyer belt sorta thing. There is a wall at our backs and a bunch of trees growing out of the water really tightly together about fifteen feet in front of us, so we can only go sideways with our backs against the wall as we fight off the crocs. Finally we notice the water is getting shallow and we look and there is a way out of the lake, leading into a jungle. We lunge out of the water and are met by these people that reveal to us that we have sinned and they are going to deal out our punishments. If we live, we are saved--if we die, we're going to Hell.
I'm pretty pissed off that I didn't just go and replay the first nine holes with that one guy.
So these people who are in control--a few guys and a girl--lead our little group through the jungle to this tent in an open field and tell us all to go in the tent. We do, and the ceiling is covered with dead bodies. They zip the tent up behind us and tell us to find "white life" in the tent--whatever THAT meant--or one of us was going to die. Well I was pissed because there was no life in that tent besides all of us, and although the bodies were pure white from being dead they weren't alive, so I was pondering it over when I saw a small white flower growing near the foot of one dead person. Then I hear "time's up!" and we're dragged back out of the tent. The guys in charge are demanding we give them an answer, and I'm like "guys! Guys I know what it is!" but they are so scared and panicked that they just gave them the stupidest answer ever ("Is it one of the dead people?!") and so one of them gets beat to death when I had the answer. I was so angry and pissed.
So they lead us out of the jungle and into this huge hangar type looking shed with the door open so we can see out into the field in front of us and it's a huge open field with normal forests growing all around and there is a huge quarry off to the left. The people in charge say that any one of us that wants to prove ourselves can do one task, and if we complete that task we don't have to do any more of the trials and we can go home. Nobody seems to want to do that, but I'm marching right up to the people and demanding to know what the next trial would be--to see if going out into the field where I don't know what is out there would be worth it. They say there is plenty of deep water crocodile fighting up ahead, so I'm like fuck it, I'll go out in the field. What do I have to do to be able to leave?
The task is this; I get a hand gun and a rifle, both fully loaded, and I have to walk a fourth of a mile and back in any direction I choose. If I make it back to the hangar, I'm free to go. I look around at the pansies and I'm like "Does anyone wanna fucking come with me? It'll be easier to watch if we have two people, and I can't use the handgun and the rifle at the same time." but they're all crying and shivering and panicked and being assholes so I say "fuck you guys, I rather go out there all by myself than have to depend on one of you pansy-asses to have my back" so I walk out of the hangar.
I decide to walk straight right out of the hangar, because going straight is uphill and would lead to a dark forest and left is down into that quarry, which I wouldn't want to have to get back up from if something was chasing me which I was sure was going to happen, and right had a really steep hill about a hundred yards out that blocked the view of whatever was down there but I figured it was still my best bet. I'm getting to the top of the hill and all of a sudden I get really suspicious that there is going to be a monster waiting for me down at the bottom so I get on my stomach and army crawl to the top of the hill. I look down and it's another open field with a few huge rocks coming out from the ground in random places, and I'm like what the hell, I was sure there was going to be a monster or something that I'd have to fight--and then I saw it. Although it was a bit more normal than I thought it was going to be, it still scared me.
It was a huge buffalo, as big as a bus, and its eyes were red and it was shaking his head with massive, curled goat-horns back and forth as if it was crazy or had rabies. I knew I hadn't gone a fourth of a mile yet, and that if I was going to go a forth of a mile I had to go down to where the buffalo was. If I did that, it was going to see me and chase after me, but I had no choice because that was part of the rules--go a fourth of a mile and come back.
I sigh and go creeping down the hill and dodge behind the first huge rock jutting out of the ground that I see. The buff still hadn't seen me, but it turned its head in my direction and was sniffing the air and it growled. That's when I noticed it had fangs, and then I noticed it had hands instead of hooves. Okay, so not a normal buff at all, but whatever. I was gonna shoot the hell out of it.
I lined up the crosshairs of the rifle right between the buffs eyes, hoping to drop it with a couple of shots quickly so I could not have to worry about it chasing me all the way back to the hangar, but when I shot at it--although I saw the bullet hole in its forhead--it didn't do one damned thing. I was sooooo pissed.
Because now it knew where I was. And it was furious.
It charged me and I rolled behind the boulder, droping the rifle and pulling out the handgun because it had a quicker release and wasn't as clumsy to shoot from close quarters. I wait for the buff to go running passed the boulder and I snap a quick round into the back of its head. Nothing. It turns quickly and on a dime, much more agile than a normal bull, and is almost on top of me before I can even move. I dodge out of line of the charge, but now I'm in the open. I only have a few rounds to go before my handgun is useless to me, and the buff doesn't seem to be taking any damage...
Then I woke up, haha. I never did find out if I killed that deranged buffalo or if it killed me, but oh well, I still felt pretty badass fighting it. :) Gehheheeee.

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Okay this is obviously one of those "READ THIS OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!!!@@2@!!11!!" jackoffs, but I thought it was kinda creepy so read if you want to.

girl meets a boy on a messenger


crazy1 86: hey baby!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???


crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???


crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...


crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

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crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.


crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.


crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....


h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?


crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...


crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.


h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!


2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?


h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.


2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.


2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?


h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?


h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.


h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.


2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.


h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.


h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.


h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.


h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you.




The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

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