Im in to hard rock and im a really good person to get along with....... i dont mess with you unless you mess wit me.... i like just about anything. im in the 11th grade. im 17 yrs. old. i dont like jerks or guys that are scared to get dirty. i watch a lot of tv but i listen to my music the most. i read some. im in the choir at my high school. i act real crazy around my friends and like a pshyco at home. lol. so if you want to know anything else just ask. dont be scared i wont bite..... :)

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I shave my legs,
I sitdown to pee.
And I can justify,
Any shopping spree.
Dont go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
Ican get a massage,
Without a hard on.

I can balance a checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
About the size of my a**.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
And yes it takes long.
At least i can admit,
To others when im wrong.

I dont drive in circles,
At any cost.
And i dont have a problem,
Admitting im lost.

I never forget,
An important date.
You just going to have to deal with it,
Im usually late.


I dont watch movies,
With lots of gore.
Dont need and instant reply,
To remember the score.

I wont lose my hair,
I dont get jock itch.
And just because im assertive,
Dont call me a b****.

Dont say to your friends,
Oh yeah, i can get her.
In your dreams my dear,
I can do better.

Flowers are nice,
But jewelry's better.
Look at me you idiot,
NOT at my CHEST!

I dont have a problem,
Expressing my feelings.
Iknow when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

Dont call me a girl,
a Babe or a Chick.
Iam a woman,
Got it? You d****.