This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is STUPID fucker cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is fourty cat
This is seconds cat
*~*whatta dumbass*~*
now go back and read every 3rd word of each line.

    YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?!?!?
    THOSE STUPID "WHAT WOULD YOU DO?" QUESTIONS
If I had you in a room for twenty-four hours what would i do, what do you think! We would be playing chess, what the shit kind of question is that, honestly, what would anyone do, your nineteen a female what the hell, i mean shit, really, thats a full day with a girl that i am assuming would do anything i wanted her to, honestly, what would do if you were me, i mean really... gah... you know that really grinds my gears, its like women speak a complete different language, you know what i read, "gigflag hapoterty ragsnot rhinotillyexomania?". But to answer your question i would go to the store, buy yoohoo's and oreos, stop buy the video store, get XXX with vin diesel, lord of the rings (all three), and come back to watch the movies (That I ventured forth into the harsh world to retrieve) with you, drinkin a yoohoo and munchin on some oreos.
AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS. (By Hiro assisted by Rune)    

28 Things Girls Should Know About Guys...


1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
3. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
4. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
5. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
6. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
7. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
8. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
9. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
10. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
11. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
12. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
13. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
14. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
15. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
16. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for
17. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
18. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
19. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
20. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
21. PMS is not an excuse.
22. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
23............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was, it makes us feel like crap
24. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
25. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
26. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
27. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
28. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you deny it HE is still letting you win!
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-------I BELIEVE--------
That Gimli was downplayed for Legolas
That the scouring of the Shire should have been in that film
That that was Peter Jacksons worst mistake
That Lightsabers have been made and they are real
That i really want to have one very soon
That they should be manufactured keychain size, to be worn on the belt
That BlackGuardian was the greatest man on Earth
Valhalla waits for those who dare to dream
That i will never get laid ever again. But if i do, i hope that its with you
^ by Mathom ^ (if anyone takes this please also take the by Mathom part)



<---- Someday, im gonna free all of the koalas...sooon...then the lobsters from Wal-Mart

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peace,pot,tequila shot,jesus luvs u stoned r not,sex,drugs,rock~n~roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch then u die,fuck the world let get high.we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule

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ACK! whats with all the emo people, its as if every 3 random members is emo. RUN AWAY!!!1!!11!1!!11!11one

$$$Its not that life is too short, it's just that death is so damn long!$$$

Rap is to music as etch-a-sketch is to art
Emo/MCR is to music as Liberace is to straight
**************************************************** GAh hagyfucktitty Uglorike COCKHAOS!
Thats it. Im sick of that retarded motorcycle story thats on every other page. Honestly, that story is the lamest thing ever. That guy most have been THROWN on his head when he was a baby. Ok, quick lesson for all of the retards out there who find that romantic: When your brakes dont work do you
A:Go to Wendys and ask for a circle shaped meat patty
B: SPEED UP, exceeding 80
C:Attempted to speak telepathically to a crab
D: DONT LET ON THE GASS ANYMORE AND LET FRICTION SLOW YOU DOWN, USING YOUR FEET TO HELP


Hmmm....what the hell could it be? I dont know! There is a fucking huge difference between STUPIDITY and ROMANCE. If you want a romantic self sacrefice story, at least pick one that someone cares about. Gah! Tards, No, Not even Tards, RETARDS, To be Tarded to the second degree. Im off to eat some Whoppers and drink Rootbeer...

>>>>>>>>>> A boy and girl are riding on a motorcylcegoing 90mph.

girl; slow down i am scared

boy; i am having fun

girl; please slow down

boy; ok, put my helmet on i dont know what i was thinking letting you on my bike without one any way

girl; ok

the boy let off the accelarator and even though the breaks didnt work he let friction slow them down with the help of his feet until he came to a stop


in the paper the next day, texas rangers beat the tampa bay devil rays 7-3
         THE END

********************************** So... Doulble-u Teh Eff.*************************************** Why do people say "If you mess with (username)" Ill kick your ass, tear out your eyes,or threaten you in any way. Its not scary, really, im sorry if you were beat up as a child and need a false sense of dominance. But if I make fun of someone, you just have to deal with it, because you messaging me a hate letter just doesnt seem to be cost effective. If you are getting anything accomplished, its just wasting about 20 seconds. So, yeah, you go ahead and metaphorically rip out my intestense and hang me with it. Then I can make fun of you for being a dumbass.

One thing that really gets me are the girls in elftown that post pictures of hopefully themselves, doing some kind of pose or wearing kind of outfit that makes them (for lack of better terminology) freakin' hot. Then follows up with "dont messeage me with, 'your hot' or, 'sup sexy'" somewhere later on in the profile. Ok, now lets be honest, all you women out there who are guilty of this know the only reason you put these pictures out there is to turn heads so how dare you make the man seem like a sex mongering dick head when it was your intention the whole time to retrieve a brief cat call complimenting your perfect body or otherwise, plain and simple, if you dont want men calling you sexy then for goodness sake take the launduray picture of yourself off your page.

******************************the bear went over the mountain the bear went over the mountain the bear went over the mountain, and what do you think he saw****************************

Sex Is A Sensation Caused By A Temptation A Guy Sticks His Location In A Girl's Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation Do You Get My Explanation Or Do you Need A Demonstration?