Thanks to all
your ideas at
Redesigning Elfpack, the team have come up with many improvements for the site. Rejoice! All of these will be applied after Tuesday's maintenance.
New site theme! Bored of Elfpack grey? Want some new colours? You got em!
ALL OF THEM. Here's a sneak peek of our new Elfpack theme (click for bigger):
Sexier graphics! Sex sells, so in order to increase our ad revenue we're replacing all the graphics with
sexier versions. Elfpack with 100% more boobs; what's not to love? Don't worry ladies, we didn't forget about you. Lex Steele himself will be personally modeling the new border image. Get that scrolling finger ready ;)
New image rules! People with a picture are 57% more likely to get involved with the community. That's why you'll only be able to message other members if you've uploaded a picture. If you don't have a picture, all your private messages will be deleted and you won't be able to make comments.
Message bots! Sometimes you just need somebody to talk to... be lonely no more! We're implementing message bots to give some company to lonely members. These bots will send you a hi-message every single day you log in. Don't you feel special now?
LOLSPEEK EBERYWERZ! HOO DUSNT LUV LOLSPEAK? CRAZY PEEPS, THAZ HOO. ALL OFFISHUL PAGEZ AN NEWS ARTICLEZ WILL NAO BE RITTEN IN LOLSPEECH 2 APEEL 2 TEH NEW GENERASHUN OV INTERWEBZ USERS. EMBRACE TEH CAPS LOCK.
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