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hotassme (GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW!!! SORRY!!!)
Email: brisarios@yahoo.com
Name: jazmine
hey peeps there's nothing like a sexy mexy!!!
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Drunk-ass | Adventurer | Sex-monster |
Crazy kid |
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Description:
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i am:
a hot ass, funny, cool, really lazy, fun, a hoe, a slut, a bitch, hot, fun to hang around, party girl, a Taurus 4 da Zodiac sign, and a me.
ok i luv to get drunk and to have fun! (-_^)
oh my heck, plz go here, it is so awesome!
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?jazmine%20the%20hotass
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poems i found...
sticks and bones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me!
kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. The guy says i love you, you believe its true, but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'to hell with you'.....10 minutes of pleasure..9 months of pain...3 days in the hospital, a baby without a name. the baby is a basterd, the mother is a whore. This never would have never happend if the rubber wouldn't have torn
roses are dead
violets are too
im still in love
but not with you
you thought you hurt me
and made me cry
but i was still in love
with another guy
simply because
you have no class
so all you can do
is kiss my ass
you sit around
and talk your shit
so fuck you
and your little ass dick
you thought you left me
but i left you
what my man is doing
you cant do
you tell your homies
you played me like a bitch
and i tell my girls
that you have a little ass dick
you said you loved me
but it wasnt true
well guess what motha fucka
i played you too
Doggie style 69
up and down
bump and grind
fuck me hard
suck my twat
spank that ass
and forget me not
add a partner
3 some is heaven
fuck just 3 make it 7
rough sex
make it hurt
roll around in the dirt
kink it up, whip me good
bondage babe up in this hood
ill suck your cock
whip it out a hella good time lets make it count!
ROSES ARE BLUE
VIOLETS ARE RED
IM CPAP AT POEMS...
BUT TRY ME IN BED!!
I wanna give you a hug
but a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?!
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*10 Commandments of a Teenager*
1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. (why wait?)
2--thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6--thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7--thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8--thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9--thou shall not think about having sex.
(as nike says just do it)
10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. (just leave them in the middle)
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Quotes
when your parents catch u 2 drunk 2 walk, n when they they catch u 2 high to talk, and when u cant think and dont no what to do, dont call me...cuz ill be fucked up with u!! huh biggie bro?
*a good friend will bail u outta jail but a best friend will be sitting next 2 u saying damn that was fun*
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear
If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
life is a bitch...it is unfair so just have fun and enjoy what you can while you can
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*~*GiVe Me A HuG*~*
*~*GiVe Me ThE WoRLd~*~
*~*GiVe Me YoUr HeArT~*~
*~*aNd iLL B yOur GiRL~*~
*~*GiVe Me YoUr SmiLe~*~
*~*GiVe Me YouR TiMe~*~
*~*GiVe Me yOuR LoVe~*~
*~*aNd iLL GiVe YoU MiNe~*~
--I wanna be the *GIRL* you call baby, the *GIRL* you call your own the *GIRL* you hold in your arms, and fall asleep on the phone the *GIRL* who makes your days better, and the *GIRL* that will make you say ... my life has (CHANGED) becuz of HER--
A gUrL iS MuCh MoRe
ThAn ShE SeEmS
NoT A ToY By AnY MeAnS
UnDeRNeAtH tHe MaKe-Up N' hAiR
ThErE iS a SiGn SaYiN'
HaNdle WiTh CaRe
- YoU NeVeR rEaLiZe HoW mUcH yOu LiKe sUmOnE
UnTiL yOu WaTcH ThEm LiKe
SuMoNe eLsE -
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~HaTiNg mE WoNt mAkE YOU PrEtTy~
I dont discriminate... I hate everybody!
Be Sure Its True When U Say I Love U
MiLlIons Of HeArTs hAvE BeeN BrOkeN
JusT beCaUse TheSe WoRdS WeRe SpOkeN
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people worth talking to:
[angel_of_pain]
[BMW_BOY]
[Dimondback]
[latinboy]
[losthopestoall]
[MangledKitty]
[MATT'S PEACH PIE]
[psychotic T]
[scare face]
[Shadow Guardian]
[Kira.]
[LastHope]
[~*~SeXiGuRl~*~]
there might be some people that i enjoy talkin to that i may have not listed, maybe because we dont have a relation, if so, please remind me!
i want to say thanx to [MATT'S PEACH PIE]
thanx so much gurl for helpin me w/ my page!
well, thanks for coming to my home...
now fuck off! just kiddin!
IF YOU LIKE ME PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND I'LL LOVE YOU!!!
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Month of birth: 5 | Day of birth: 19 |
Gender: female
What do you do?: Being lazy
Place of living: USA-Utah
Exact place of living: lala land
Home-page URL: fuck
Weblog URL: you
Favorite URL: bitches!!!
Other interests
animals | beer | cars |
chasing the preferred sex | cybersex | dancing |
dogs | drinks | eating |
fashion | party | porn |
singing | slacking | smoking |
shopping | travelling | whisky |
wine |
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