Joke by [
FireWing]
Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma lee
Norma lee who?
Normalee I don't go around kicking doors, but would you like to buy some encyclopedias?
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Date: 2005-10-15 06:43:26
Joke #: 4
Mod: sotalean
Joke By [
~Neo Angel~]
Q. How do we know that a redneck invented the toothbrush??
A. Because if enyone else had invented it, it would have been called the teethbrush not the toothbrush.
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2005-10-13 22:53:32
Joke #: 3
Mod: Mildred Hubble
Joke By [
~Neo Angel~]
Q. How do we know that a redneck invented the toothbrush??
A. Because if enyone else had invented it, it would have been called the teethbrush not the toothbrush.
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2005-10-13 22:53:01
Joke #: 2
Mod: Mildred Hubble
Our first Daily Joke from
Elfpack Jokes. We need more jokes people. Enter them as you feel needed. ^_^
Entered by [
Roosey]
A duck walks into a store and walks up to the clerk and he asks "Do you have an grapes?" and the clerk said "No"
So the next day the same duck walks into the store and ask the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" And the clerk said now annoyed "No, and if you ask me that again I'll staple your mouth shut." So the duck shruged and walked out.
The third day the same duck walks into the store and walks up to the clerk and asks "Do you have any staples?" and the clerk said "No" and then duck asks "Do you have any grapes?"
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
Joke #: 1
Mod: hedda
