I THINK THIS IS FUNNY
little johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. he had been hearing quite a bit about making out from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.one day he took his question to his mother,who became rather flustered. instead of explaining things to little johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains tonight and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. this he did. the following morning, johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "sis" and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while then he turned off most the lights...then he started kissing and hugging her. i figured sis might be getting sick because here face started looking funny!... he must have thought so to because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart just the way the doctor did. except hes not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.i guess he was getting sick to, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. his other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. about this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down to the end of the couch. this is when her fever started. i knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hott...finally i found out what was making them so sick a big eel had gotten into his pants somehow...it jumped out of his pants and just stood there,about 10 inches lon,honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.when sis saw it she got really scared her eyes got big and her mouth fell open,she started calling out to god and stuff like that...she said it was the biggest one shes ever seen.i should tell her about the ones at the lake down by our house. anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.all of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he got a muzzel out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it...and he helped by laying on top of the eel...the eel put up a hell of a fight...sis started groaning and squealing and almost upset the couch...i guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it in beteween them...after a while they both quit moving and let out a great sigh.her boyfriend got up and sure enough they killed the eel.i knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting anyways.he started hugging her and kissing her again.by golly the eel wasnt dead!!!...it jumped straight up and started fighting again...i guess eels are like cats they have nine lives or something. this time sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. after about a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. i knew it was dead because i saw sis's boyfriend peel the skin off and flush it down the toilet
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[Who are you?]
[Are we friends?]
[Do you have a crush on me?]
[Would you kiss me?]
[What was your first impression?]
[What reminds you of me?]
[How well do you know me?]
[When's the last time you saw me?]
[Would you give me your number?]
[Would you let me kiss you?]
[Would you watch a movie with me?]
[Let me take you out to dinner?]
[Drive me somewhere/any where?]
[would you ever take a shower with me?]
[Have a fling with me?]
[Buy me a drink if I didn’t have any money?]
[Take me home for the night?]
[Would you let me sleep in your bed?].
[Do you think I’m attractive, sexy, or hot?]
[Do you like my style?]
[Do you think I’m funny?]
[Do you care about me?]
[Would you dance with me?]
[Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?]
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my inner dragon is a ....

Topaz Dragon

In the war between good and evil, a Topaz Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one.
As far as magical tendancies, a Topaz Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Dragon Description:

Unless something specifically interests or affect them, topaz dragons tend to be indifferent to happenings about them.

When born, a topaz dragon is a dull yellow-brown in color, infused with streaks of blue. As the dragon ages, its scales harden, darken and become translucent and faceted. A topaz dragon shines brightly, giving off rays of amber and blue light
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