my name? well. it happens to be kinkeh kate. i love edward cullen and dazzled [Daniella]! WOOOOO! oh and josh farro + hayley williams asses. (:

a lot of birds in my city are kinda freaky. they like to slide down my skylights, so their butts are all up close and personal when i'm just waking up. that crow's ass is fiiiine.

i had a little situation with a bowl of glow in the dark condoms in cyberdog with my friend once. after giggling hysterically, we were told that they look like lightsabers. i can only suppose it's true. GLOW IN THE DARK FTW, DANIELLA! XD

aiiight. so. the name will always be kate to you. call me anything else, like carrot top or the green giant and you'll get a poke in the eye with a ballpoint pen. kapeesh? awesome.

i play guitar, work as an assistant and i'm currently studying graphic design, psychology aaaaaand -dundundun- photography. ze hair is naturally red (though it's dyed in the pic :P) annnd i like big butts and i cannot lie. yepyep. haha ummm and also, i'm a total twerd (twilight nerd) and parawhore. :] want my msn? sing baby got back to me in french.

so chyeahh. umm.. laterz. XD

STOP! its quiz time. got this sent in an email and thought it was funny enough to share. :]

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHY WERE YOU NAMED IT?
um..my name's kate. it's not really short for anything, it just suits me, seeing as my first and middle names suck aaaass. i guess i was named it 'cause.. like.. well while i was swooning in my mother's womb, she probably thought "heeeey let's give this baby a really victorian sounding name" and that's what i got. heh.

NOW THAT WE KNOW YOUR NAME, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED?
hah. just call me kate, or you will be poked.

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
i'm sure the name "kate" and my boobs make my gender pretty damn mysterious.

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
so was i, you blinded fool. sixteen, bby.

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
i stuff my face with food all day, drink lots of coke or relentless and burn off all the calories by running around like a hyper shit.

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
LOOOOOOL! i'm sorry, does this red look natural to you? it's as bright as the red in a traffic light, man.

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
5ft 8". yeah, i'm pretty tall, but hey, it's awesome.

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
uh.. what kinda question is that? you askin about my sexuality, dude? heh. i guess i like both. ehhh daniella? :P

OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
um, no. sailing's too slow and boring for my liking.

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
heh. wouldn't you like to know.

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
o_O uh.. well. i like art. skateboarding. playing guitar. rockin' out to paramore. and partaaaaays. hellz yeah.

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
ugh, annoying people. y'know... those... THINGS. that just wanna tickle you 24/7. and annoy you. and look over your shoulder when you're on the computer. it's like "uh hullo, talking, kthxbai." hahaha xD

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
beeeelching after drinking a whole massive bottle of coke. hahah. um, i'm good at guitar. and art. and being a complete and utter fool.

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
um... making good choices. i may be intelligent when it comes to the books, but i'm a dumbass at everything else. i make dumbass decisions all the time hahaha.

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
heeeeellz no! i'll chuck a snowball at you and win.

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
what kinda question is that? hm. i like dorkiness. someone who can make me laugh.

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
nuu. you're really not. hmmm... i don't like annoying little sanctimonious creeps. or too much hair gel. it's nasty. you'll be like "heeeey baby" -runs hand through hair and get nothing but goo- "iiiiiick!" :|

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
i don't like you either. you've got your trousers all the way up to your damn waist.

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
dokayy.

FAVORITE FOOD?
strawberries. yuuuum.

FAVORITE MOVIE?
superbad! I AM MCLOVINNNNN!

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
i love a bit of everything; i'll dance or sing along to anything. muuusic junkayy.

FAVORITE DRINK?
orange soda. whooooo loves orange soda?!

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
my butt.

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
ren + stimpy (steempy you eeeedeeot!) and skins. <3

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
halloween. and autumn.

FAVORITE WORD?
sneaky.

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
edward cullen. hehe nah, lee miller — amazing photographer.

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
night.

FAVORITE COLOR?
red, orange, purple and green. i hate those obnoxious "i iz gonna blind you" ones.

FAVORITE BOOK?
twilight. duh. or running with scissors.

FAVORITE TOY?
hmm... anything that squeaks.

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
TEAM EDWARD!

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
something artistic. if not, i wanna grow up and fall in love with big bird over the rainbow.

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
damn. hahahaha.

WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
glorious.

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
uh... i iz married to [Daniella] hahah.

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
how 'bout you go to volterra, i'll pretend to meet you there, but end up "forgetting" and running off to play video games.

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
wtf. noez.