"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official. "
-Francis Wolcott, Deadwood


So, I was thinking, all the different cliques out there seem to think that they are somehow superior to the others. Well...some of them are right. Here I'll illustrate the hierarchy of cliques by listing them in order from best to worst. I'll give clarification later if it is requested.


1. Clint Eastwood
2. Metal Heads
3. People who like hip hop/rap.
4. People who like classic rock and/or the blues.
5. Oldschool music fans (Frank Sinatra and the like)
6. Nerds
7. Punks and Skaters
8. Goths
9. Jocks
10. Cheerleaders
11. Pop fans
12. Emo kids
13. Middlers
27. 'N Sync
34. People who like Ska


Here's how the system works: Take all the groups you fit in, or the ones closest to where you fit, and average their assigned numbers. That is your place on the ladder. The lower the number the better.