Who reads these things anyway?
Should I waste my time on this?
            Sure I will.
      [WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS
        TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS]

      The greatest band EVER=Queen
None can deny their almighty majestic-ness. 
  Bow down to them, you fool.

    David Bowie is surely the most incredible male soloist in the history of time.....

.....making Madonna the greatest female soloist.
  Although, she did not start out solo.
    Or a singer.

  All of these bands SUCK:
Greenday
ICP
Slipknot
Korn
My Chemical Romance
   Yes they do. I don't care what you think, if you like them, you must not think a whole darn lot.

   I don't mean that really. But, c'mon. Where's the talent?

    
             I suppose a bio should have something about me.
  Funny how that is, isn't it?
Obviously, I have blonde hair. Yes it's natural, but not an excuse for stupidity.
    [I LOVE BLONDE JOKES!]
So, if anyone has some good ones....
       Exactly. You know the drill.


    
I have decided to add a list of my favorite music artists.
  QUEEN
DAVID BOWIE
  R.E.M
Madonna
  ELP
Aerosmith
  Rush
Guns-N-Roses
 Genesis
The Killers
 Enya
The Darkness
 Blondie
Journey
  AC/DC
Pink Floyd
  Vai
Led Zepplin
 Evanescence
Rob Zombie
  Thin Lizzy
The Beatles
  Thursday
Van Halen
  Spice Girls
YES
  Twisted Sister
Whitesnake
  Foo Fighters
Foreigner
  Classical
Gregorian Chants
  
There you go.
   

    Wiki.....stuff.
Pro-life Yeah, there was a scientific breathrough not too long ago. Yup, they found out that SEX MAKES BABIES!! Golly Gee! Who woulda thunk?
The Eccentrics Uh huh. And King Louie the 42nd was my 6th husband. I swear!


Stupid motorcycle story. I am so sick of seeing it!