blonde hair blue eyes n luvz 2 av fun n a laugh n getin pissed.i iz dense az fuk though a propa blonde!!!!!!!
ersz sum of me m8z
[xelliehunnyx] - propa funny n dense lik me she luvsz[parker182] huz sound az n iz guna lose a bet lol
[matty4040] he az a fit body n iz kwl n gr8 4 a chat
[coxy] is propa kwl preety ardd n a gud laugh ez me sis iz m8 but stil sound az a pound
[brunetbabe] iz kwl n gut 2 chat 2 loll hiyaz chik
[*Ema*] iz propa funny a gd m8 n u can chat 2 her bout n e fink v yaz chik
[troubles] iz vry sexi n a gd m8 n a laugh
[xXxwhite ass bitchxXx]diz is me sis shez kwl but pissez ya of shez pretty unlike me
[Puff Daddy] hesz me lil darlin bless
[bigdivo61] mwah 2 ya babesz ur so fit lol n uz gna take me 2 da candyshop
[Epson11]iz kwl n a gud m8 just m8 lol e iz gud 4 a chat n undastands u
[$$JoSh$$] iz very very fit lol n gr8 m8 sound az pound aint yaz babe
[x-x..BeKa..x-x]beka iz sound az a pound youth aint yaz lol gr8 2 talk 2 cuz she neva stopsz talkin luv yaz hun
[Tom] hezz propa sound bless him n i lv yaz 2 bitsz u n abbie shud get bk 2 geda but she dnt deserve u az she broke ur heart luv yaz babeaz.
[pkjoe69] lol bless im n char it woz an day cal it puppy luuvvv
[xSexySarahx] -funny n sound
[x~X~xSeXy StRaWbErRyx~X~x] - propa funny both on german report lol shez a sound m8 lol she crnt stop gigalin bless but watch out 4 her fartsz
[xXx hattie xXx] - alwaysz in a hypa n propa kwl shez a gud m8 n got f in straight hair aint yaz hun lol
[Abbie4Langston] - propa funny n kwl n shud get bk wid tom b4 itsz 2l 8
[xchunkx] - shez ard az fuk so dnt mess wid her shez sound
[!! Jord - Ea !!] - teddy bear n so luvly
[xox Vikki G xox] sound dat wer m8z gen n i swear i want get in2 n e mre fitesz
[the monk] -geek but luvly
[olly69] - gr8 n luv im 2 bitsz e iz da biggest gimp eva but da bestest m8 4 life
[xhazx] - my bro dat i neva had
[gillbert] - sound
[xXxKiZz Mi QuIcKxXx]m8z now lol shez sound n gr8 2 talk 2 a rite laugh lol !!!!!!
[THOMPO] - funny az fuk
[£DAVEY£] -sound az fuk fit 2 fuk n luv im llodsz n wer guna win dat bet babez lol
[downin14] - funny bles im


Kissing is a habit,
Fuk'in is a game.
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the blame.
The guy says I love you,
The girl believes its true.
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says "To hell with you!"
30 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in the hospital,
A baby without a name.
The baby is a b a s t a r d
The mother is a hore.
This never would of happened if the rubber hadn't torn.

xXx Take these please and write to me to tell me what you think xXx



wat do you think of me:


1.a mate


2.dont like u


3.sexy


4.ugly


5.fukable


6.funny


7.boring


8.snogable


9.pretty


10.best friend



xXx This is another one xXx



if i walked into ur bedroom wen u wer in there what wud u do:?


1.scream


2.call ur parents


3.pull me


4.touch + tease me


5.play with me


6.fuk me


7.sit and talk


write to me and tell me
I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuk.
hmm...wanna hug!?





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love is a sensation
caused by temptation
to feel penetration
from a guys location
in a girls destination
increasing the population
for the next generation
now do you get the explanation
or do u want a demonstration???

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guys this is for you to know
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Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go




sum sayinz dat gud!!!!

Lifes a bitch
and then you die
so fuk the world
and lets get HIGH!!!

Im a stona
proud and true
i grow my weed
and smoke it too.

du i fuk!!!!!!!





DONT EVER WANT TO LOSE YOU!!!
The first time I met you
We were just friends
I didn’t see you for awhile
Then it came true i do love you
Now i can’t live a day without you
I need to have you in my life
I want to be your soulmate, your love,and your wife,
I love you more
Then I’ve ever loved before
I would do anything to make you see,
that you mean the world to me.
the very first time I said I love you
I knew deep inside that it was true.
From that point on I knew,
that I was forever stuck with you.
This is a promise,
A promise to me and you
That we will always be by each other’s side.
A promise to always stay true,
to always stick together and never make one another cry.
You are my boyfriend,
but my best friend too.
And this is why...
I don’t ever want to lose you!!!

[ BLONDES..]
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".








...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.








...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.








...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".








...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.








...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.








...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.








...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.








...she tried to drown a fish.








...she thought a quarterback was a refund.








...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.








...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.








...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.








...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".








...she tripped over a cordless phone.








...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.








...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".








...she asked for a price check at the pound shop.








...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.








...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.








...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.








...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.








...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.








...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.








...she sold the car for gas money.








...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.








...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.








...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.








...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.








...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.


if i was a flower would u pick me
if i was a lolly would u lick me
if i was a sweet would u suck me
if i ask u nicely would u fuk me!!
!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!x!
I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuk.
hmm...wanna hug!?
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A pOeM 4 Uz GaLz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the check book,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!

blEsZ ItZ PrOpa GUt lol