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I feel like this a lot..^









my blade
my breath
my fear
my death
my hate
my crime
these voices that wont go away,
the helplessness, my souls decay,
the very air i breathe; its all around me,
the very fact i face; the suicide;
my razor blade, at my side,
its empting you say, for i am away,
away i am thinking about this crime,
the sweet sound of suicide,
i feel as if i cannot stay,
everybody want me away,
so i lay to rest, nevermore to see the light of day.
i hear voices telling me to kill myself, i feel as though they control my actions,
i have forsaken myself on this day,
everybody must go away,
as i take my very last icy cool breath,
i make my problems go away awith the only solution to my desire,
i take my blade, and meet its bleeding
Death.

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Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go
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Top 7 ways to freak people out while ordering a pizza:
1.Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
2.Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
3.Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
4.Ask what the order taker is wearing.
5.Say hello, act stunned for 5 seconds, then behave as if they called you.
6.Change your accent every 3 seconds.
7.Start your order with "I'd like....". A little later slap yourself and say "No I don't."

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ..

You cried the day your son tapped his first keg.

There is a picture of you,in your wedding dress, holding a stringer of fish.

Every time you attempt to put your boat on your trailer, a crowd gathers to watch.

You've ever dreamt about tires.

The seats on your pourch used to be seats in your car.


The only time you've ever run a mile, you were being chased.

The pizza deliveryman won't come to your house without bringing the police eith him.

You honeymooned in the pop-up camper in your parents' backyard.


Your most expensive bottle of liquor doesn't have a label.

Your school colors are camouflage.

Your Uncle Bob died peeing on an electric fence.

You've exceeded 100 mph while towing another vehicle.

You've never stayed at a hotel without stealing something.


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)