[Guy:] I saw her today.
[Girl:] I saw him today.
[Guy:] It seems like it's been forever.
[Girl:] I wonder if he still cares.
[Guy:] She looks better than before.
[Girl:] I couldn't help staring at him.
[Guy:] I asked her how things were going.
[Girl:] I asked about his new girlfriend.
[Guy:] I'd choose her over any girl I'm with.
[Girl:] He's probably really happy now.
[Guy:] I couldn't look at her without starting to cry.
[Girl:] He couldn't even look at me.
[Guy:] I told her I missed her.
[Girl:] He doesn't miss me.
[Guy:] I meant it.
[Girl:] He didn't mean it.
[Guy:] I love her.
[Girl:] He loves his new girlfriend.
[Guy:] I held her for the last time.
[Girl:] He gave me a friendly hug.
[Guy:] Then I went home and cried.
[Girl:] Then I went home and cried.
[Guy:] I lost her.
[Girl:] I love him.

 


[all of your fantacies fulfilled ;)]


[love knows no gender]







Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house.

She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Steve and his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table, nobody says a word.

A few minutes later, Steve grabs his girlfriend’s mom, throws her onto the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her father is boiling, and her mother is a little more pleased. But still, there is complete silence at the table.

Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.

With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and exclaims, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn dishes!"



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[What should people know about you?]

I've got quite a weird combonation here for you. I'm a gay Atheist, who some dumbass I attempt to make civil conversation with thinks is shallow, superficial, and the stereotypical gay guy. God I hate him. Oh well. Anywho, I'm 5"11' (waiting on that other inch damn it!, toned body, but nothing too bulky, tan, etc. Interestd? IM me or msg me..my IM stuff is at the bottom.

[What's your favorite song right now? ]

"Holla Back Girl" by Gewn Stefani

[Who's your favorite band or musician ever?]

Marylin Manson and H.I.M

[What's the one thing you believe in most strongly?] 

Everyone is unique. Be true to yourself and don't let anyone tell you that your way of living is the wrong way. Also, don't change for ANYONE!!! So, I guess you could say the thing I most strongly believe in is individuality and anticonformestism (<--- i just made that word up, does it make sense?!?).

Also, there is no such thing as "normal."

[Describe an experience you'll never forget.]

My grandmother (63) was driving me to my cousin's house and I was listening to a rap song, god knows why! Anywaz, I didn't know that she knows the words. I was looking around and when it got to the part of the song that yells "Mother f***er!", she yelled it too and it took me a while to figure out she had been singing along with the song; I thought she had hit something! 

[What's the easiest way to get on your nerves?] 

Being a homophobe! This is to all of you who are one:

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Name? Tom
Nickname? Depends on the crowd i'm with
Eyes? light/sometimes dark blue
Hair? brown...plan to get blond streaks soon...yay-ness!
Favorite color? Red, black, and blue
Religion? Atheist
Animals? 1 cat....but she's missing! boo-hoo...lets all say the Kaddish!
Ever had sex? yeah
Piercings? for now...just my earlobe
Ever smoked pot? yup
Do you smoke? gave it up
Do you drink? socially....just at parties
Favorite subject in school? no scholl right now...can i get a WHOOP WHOOP!!
Worst subject(s)? math and science
Favorite movie? "Latter Days" and "American History X"
Favorite actor? don't have one
Favorite actress? my ass.....in other words. Vanessa Weidrick! luv ya honey!
Favorite song? "Holla Back Girl" by Gwen Stefani
Favorite male body parts: do you REALLY wanna know? ;)  lmao
Likes? Sing, draw, read, listen to music, write, play piano
Single? it's a strange situation
Looking? diddo to above question
Tattoos? not yet.
Music? everything except bluegrass and most jazz
Ever drank blood? eeeww no!
Most embarrassing moment? Ummm……I have many of those…..I'd have to say…….DAMNIT! I can't choose.
Painful moment? Emotionally or physically?
Both?
Emotionally: not open for discussion
Physically: when I got a straw shoved down my throat…..
Blonde moment? the other night my friend ben and i were standing in a fountain next to the library and my flip-flops got wet and when i went to get back in the car, i slipped off the curb and fell into the car head-first
Favorite place? i dont know, u dont care!





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