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Member #15296 created: 2005-04-27 20:06:43Simple URL:   

Name: heather

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*I'm a bitch but i got class
fuck with me i'll kick ur ass
to all u hoes that think ur cool
just remember BITCHES RULE!

Shut the door and lock it
shut your window and close the curtain put your hands on me and kiss my neck gently. Unbutton my top one button at a time. Then put your hands on my chest and work your way down. Unbuckle my belt and unzip my jeans then slide them down my legs and lift me out of them. Lay me on your bed and kiss my belly all the way up. Press your body against mine and make me gasp for air. Slide my thong off and lay you body against mine. Run your fingers through my hair and make me want you even more. Then slide between my legs and push your way in. Make me scream and Moen. Whisper softy in my ear how much you need me, how much you love me than finish your job and get the hell off me!!!
Bla Bla Bla
Thats all people say
So shut the Fuck up
And get the fuck out of
my WAY!
+the woman poem+
My retaliation re–vision of the "Man Poem" on
The Women‘s Poem
I'm glad I'm a woman, you better believe.
Because your dumb–ass is supporting me.
I don't bitch to my friends about the size of my breasts.
've already had them done and haven't let you touch them yet!

I don't have to pay for more than one beer.
Cuz it's players like you that pay for my beers.
Talkin' your "game", while I'm, rollin my eyes...
I'm telling myself that you are the dumbest man alive.

I don't look at my vagina like you look at your dick
I am not obsessed with the size of my clit
Although when you beg, it's a weakness of mine
To call you my bitch&and put your ass back in line!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
Cuz it's your dumbass that will buy me that ring.
And when I am in public, I do have my manners.
I don't grab my crotch and scratch my ass.

I will go psycho on you if you threaten to leave
It's my "God–given" right&your ass belongs to me.
I'll be rational, reasonable, and logical too
As long as you realize that I molded you.

And I honestly think it's a privilege for me
To sit down and relax when I have to pee
live for my family and all of my friends
There is much more to life than watching ESPN.

I'm not gonna cry if things don't work out.
Truth is, I probably already have someone for a backup.
And as far as sex goes, well hun&it's much more than pleasure.
Emotional connection means more by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see,
That I have been blessed with the right for child delivery.
While you reach your sexual peak in your twenties.
I will still be going strong throughout my fifties.

I'm a woman by chance, and I'm thankful it's true
That I am a woman and not a man like you!

sex,drugs,rock n roll
speed,weed n birth control
lifes a bitch then u die
so fuck the world and lets get high!!
[Take my hand
Off we go To the room
Shut the door Hit the lights
Grab me close Raise me up
Kiss me slow Lips tongues touch
In a dance I’m turned on
By your glance Hands slide up
To my neck In my hair
Pull me back Trail your lips
Down the path One plus one
Do the math One kiss here
One lick there Two hard nipples
Equals wet underwear Lick me slow
Suck you deep Make me cum
Till I’m asleep Lose your pants
Take my shirt Nipples so hard
That they hurt Slide my panties
With your teeth Not just wet
But soft heat Take your dick
In my hands Better get ready
I’ve got plans Raise me up
Over your face Put your tongue
In that place Spread me open
Part my lips While I kiss
On your hips Take you in
I’m open wide You taste me
I’m so high Suck your tip
Flick my clit this sixty nine
Is so exquisite Take you deeper
Make me moan Feel my lips
At your bone Tongue me softly
Feel my flow Now how fast
Can I go Back and forth
Up and down Swirl your tongue
Round and round Feel you all
In my depth Can’t seem to
Catch my breath Stroke your shaft
Hit my spot Make you harder
Make me hot While you search
Seek to find The pleasure in
This tongue grind I’m taking you
All the way Through the night
Into the day I’m getting close
To the end But I’m getting
My second wind Suck you smooth
Jack you tight All that cum    Is mine tonight You’re getting tense
Back is arched Throat is dry Now I’m parched I can’t wait For another minute Cum for me Give me it That’s it, baby Give to me Let it go Set it free Oh my God What’ve you done? Baby now I’m About to cum Ooh don’t stop NO NOT EVER… I can’t believe We’ve cum together

Tips on Writing Your Suicide Note
Your suicide note will be the last thing people have to remember you by.
Your relatives, friends, police officers, and others, will read it. In some cases, suicide notes, or parts of them, even get to the media. You might think that suicide notes would be the most carefully crafted documents, however in many cases, they are written carelessly and hastily.
The following tips are provided for people who want to leave a real impression.
Note: if you are not actually committing suicide because you want to die but are just looking to get attention, do not bother reading this. Your note will mean nothing once the doctors are done treating the scratches on your wrists or pumping the 2000mg of Advil out of your stomach. There are better ways of getting attention anyway. I suggest you try one of the many services for people who are only crying for help.

Tip #1
Start Early.
Getting an early start is important. If you can, start a few days before your suicide. Make sure you're in a clear state of mind. You do not want to try to write your note while waiting for the pills you took to kick in, or have to rush through it before you bleed to death. Giving yourself enough time to write your note will help eliminate the most common mistakes.
Tip #2
Don't try to say everything.
There are probably a lot of things you have on your mind, and you need to take some time and sort them out. Decide what is most important to say and leave out things that don't matter. Decide now what you want your readers to come away with after reading your note. Eliminate those things that distract from that point.

Tip #3
Handwrite your note if you can.
A handwritten note is a lot more personal. However, if you are worried your letter will not be understood, or you are physically not able to write it by hand don't worry about it. The important thing is that you get your message across.

Tip #4
Be natural.
Write the way you would speak. A good suicide note is personal, not formal. Don't get out the thesaurus and look for the biggest words you can find. Be yourself.

Tip #5
Avoid cliché's
Filling your note with phrases like "Goodbye cruel world" and "no one understands me" will make your note feel less like your thoughts and more like a form letter. Too many cliché's and it can look like you are just going through the motions or that you are leaving a note because you feel that you should, but without having anything to say. If you want to say something but it sounds too cliché, try to re-word it a little.

Tip #6
In general, use first person.
It creates a sense of intimacy and makes it easier for a reader to see things from your point of view, if you want to use a different viewpoint, be sure that you stick to it throughout your whole note.

Tip #7
Don't use your note like a will.
You might want your best friend to get your stereo but your suicide note is not the place to express that. If you want to leave certain things to certain people you should setup a will ahead of time. Just because you write it down does not make it legal, and it can be easily dismissed by the claim that you were not of sound mind when you wrote it.
Taking the time to set up a will will also help keep you from giving away your stuff in the months/weeks/days before the suicide. That's one of the most obvious indications that you are thinking about killing yourself and will likly get you "saved", or at least make the process more difficult.

Tip #8
Be Honest.
Your note will be one of the last things you give the world to judge you by. If you include things that others can disprove, it can discount the entire note. Besides, there is not much reason for lying at this point, is there?

Tip #9
Don't reveal your methods.
This is most important when taking poisons and pills. Telling everyone what you took just makes it easier for them to give you the treatments needed to revive you. Alternately, you do not want someone to find the note that details which bridge you're jumping off of before you get that chance to jump. They might be able to stop you. People will find out how you did it once the autopsy reports come in anyway.

Tip #10
Don't say anything you might regret.
There is always a chance that you will be found and "rescued". Suicide notes are not the place to rip into people, give away other's secrets, or confess crimes. The last thing you want is to end up in a hospital bed, facing the people who read something you would never have told them while alive.

Tip #11
Don't try to persuade the reader.
You do not want to spend your time trying to convince the reader that you are right. In most cases nothing you can say will change they way they feel. Your purpose is to express your point of view. It doesn't matter if the reader shares your point of view or not, only that they understand it.

Tip #12
Proofread your note.
Re-read your note at least twice. It's easy to make a simple mistake that distracts from the overall feel of the note. When reading over your note, there are a lot of things to look for. It's better to read it several times, looking for something different each time then to try to remember it all while reading it over once.
Make sure the point you wanted to get across when you started writing is clear. Don't be afraid to made edits, but be sure to read your note over again when you do.

Tip #13
Make your note easy to find
Take some time to consider where to leave your note. If you can't leave it near you, be sure to leave it in an obvious location. Even if you want someone in particular to read your note first, avoid sending it to someone by mail. There are too many things that could go wrong and once you send it, it's gone. Your note could get lost in the mail, or worse, it could reach someone before you can go though with it.

Tip #14
Check your note for flow.
Your note should progress rather then being a loose connection of thoughts and feelings. People reading your note should see that it is going somewhere. If you're having a hard time, start with a sentence or two that sum up the point of the letter, and then end with a summary of the same topic. Every paragraph in between should support that point.

Tip #15
Make sure it's not too long.
There is a reason it's called a suicide note and not a novel. Try to keep it around two or three pages at the most. Avoid the temptation to mention or leave a little note to everyone you know. Not only does that get dull fast but you're certain to leave someone out.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,...
but a true friend...will be sitting next to you saying
"Damn that was fun!"

There once was a man named Benis,
He loved to play with his penis,
It was small enough to fit in key holes,
And in little girls‘ pee–holes,
He‘d whip it out every day and night,
It‘d give everyone a little bit of a fright,
There was nothing but wrinkled skin,
The worst thing was it was very thin.

With nice little twist,
I slit my wrist...

Not waiting life to kill,
rather my own blood I spill...

It's my own choice, I have no fears,
only pain, in eyes some unshed tears...

On the floor, blood making stains,
slowly releasing me from my pains...

Bloody stains, stains like in my soul,
caused by all the pain, this life so foul...

Vision finally fading away, soon it's all done,
staring darkness, oh so black, soon it's all gone...

Soon I'm released, free from this pain,
suffering and life, it was all just in vain...

Thought, funny how blood makes difference between life and death,
farewell life, so painful, so useless, gonna take my last breath...

sex is evil sex is class
baby spank my ass
69er doggy style
fuk me baby make me smile
so if you want me in the sac
lick your lips and msg me bak!

I Cry

[Everytime you speak
You hurt me with your words of hate.
Everytime you speak
I die a little inside.
Tears well up inside me
Then you speak again.
The tears are welling up in my eyes
Once again your words of hate fill the air.
The tears are now rolling down my cheeks
You laugh as my tears hit the floor.
Now that you are no longer near
I would think that there would be no more tears.
But your hurtful words stll haunt me loud and clear.
Then I hear your laugh and see your face
This image I can not erase.
So I just cry
And cry some more.
Until I care about you no more.
[Your Just a Guy]

I can't believe how great you make me feel!
I feel like when I'm with you all I can do is have a great time!
With guys I'm shy and I can't be myself!
With you I am myself!
The thing is you see me for me!
You have no clue how great you make me feel!
All I can say is I hope I am returning the favor!
You make me laugh, smile, and feel beautiful'
How can you do all that, you, a guy?
No guy can possibly be this great.
It's almost like it's too good to be true!
I feel like I'm stuck inside of a great dream.
I'm waiting to be pinched, so I can wake up and come to reality.
But when I talk or I'm with you it's real
You are real this is real.
You take my jokes and I take yours!
How can you be so great?


"Please Don't Hate Me"

I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em
what up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out
me and you, we been down for a while right
we been here and there, we been pretty tight
somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
but hear me out, I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin
I was over there mowin' the grass
and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
and then I went inside to make a phone call
and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
one thing just led to another
next thing you know I'm butt-fucking your mother
Please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo
Don't hang up, I still got more
your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasnt thinking about you as my bud
when she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud
we broke out with your grandpa's gin
and got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
your mommas one of my favorite sluts
she likes lickin from the back of my balls
to the tip of my dick with one big lick
she calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I admit I like spanking her but
I used your sock though to catch my nut
don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better
that's probably why your toes been stickin together
Please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo
maybe they call you a termihater
if this was a swamp youd be a allihater
you could use a cold glass of haterade
sure come up, bring the allihater
your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
and I aint trying to diss her either
I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some
every hair is like a foot long
bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
its allright with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the b-hole
and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
here I am stuffin her muffin
not to mention the pickle buffin
and I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
and we plan on fuckin again, allright, i'll talk to you later
(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)
Please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo Please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo

Gender: female

Exact place of living: hellsville

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Elfpack crew wannabe: No

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Other interests

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 153

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