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Email: jwlt1989@aol.com
Name: Jurece
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Adventurer | Sex-monster | Crazy kid |
Description:
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92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]
♣Feel free ta use wuteva pics u want!♣
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Ok, sooo... i'm 16, 5'10 (nd i wear i wear a size 15 shoe so i look like clown wen i got ma boots on, lol), i got short black hair... which is originally curly but i like ta cut it. I LUV MUSIC.... actually da only thing i don't like is country (no offense ta u who do, i jus can't get wit it... haha). i also luv ta dance (things like.. dance hall(raggae), breakdance, mostly i like ta jus feel da music nd get crunk wit it.. hehe). i like like ta cyber, but i also luv ta jus talk 2 so write me nd i'll promise i'll write back. :-)
This is jus a sayin' dat i thought of n ma bath tub.. hehe: [A woman's body is a temple and her personality, the goddess of that temple, but its a shame that some guys don't know how to treat a woman right and end up destroying the beautiful temple, making the goddess feel like nothing.] Moral= respect woman or i'll b hauntin' u n ur sleep.. LOL............. no, seriously.... don't push it... i'll kick ur ass n ur sleep like i wuz freddy crugar... have a nice day. ;-D
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"Yes OR NO Questions"
1. Smoked a cigarette: no
2. Smoked a cigar: no
3. Snorted coke: no
4. Smoked Weed: no
5. Been high: no
6. Had sex: yes
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: no
8. Tried to kill someone: no
9. Tried to kill yourself: nope
10. Got in a fist fight: yes
11. Lied to your parents: who hasn’t
12. Given someone a bruise: yes
13. Ditched someone: yes
14. Freak danced: oh yeah… u jus don’t know
15. Stole something: no
16. Cut yourself: no
17. Skipped school: i wuz sick… hehe
18. Hung up on someone: yes
19. Threw up at school: no
20. Done someone else's make-up: i’v done a cheerleader’s mascara b4… lol… I’m kool like dat… lol
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
22. Had a burping contest: yes
23. Snuck out: not that i remember
24. Been to a school dance: yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot: my 3rd grade teacher wuz 23… she wuz so hot… lol
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LAYER ONE
-- [Your Name]: Jurece Calhoun ..........
-- [Nickname]: WAAAAY 2 many… if ya wanna know, jus ask
-- [Birthdate]: March 1, 1989
-- [Birthplace]: Bitberg, Germany
-- [Current location]: Battle Creek, Michigan
-- [Eye color]: Dark Brown
-- [Hair color]: Black
-- [Your Height]: 5'11
-- [Righty or lefty]: Righty
LAYER TWO
-- [Your heritage]: 50% Black, 25% jewish (german), nd 25% jus plane white.. hehe.
-- [The shoes you wore today]: didn’t wear any
-- [Your weakness]: bn’ hit n ma shin splints.. OOOOOWWWWWW!!!
-- [Your fears]: i’ll have ta think on dat 1.. lol
-- [Your perfect pizza]: Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Extra Cheese
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve]: go ta college nd get ma DMV 2 become a veterinarian
LAYER THREE
-- [Your most overused phrase]: Schweet
-- [Your thoughts first waking up]: I gotta use da bathroom.. LMFAO!!... hey its true.. hehe
-- [Your best physical feature]: i’ll let u decide
-- [Your bedtime]: weneva I fall asleep
-- [Your most missed memory]: 2 many.. hehe
LAYER FOUR
-- [Favorite Pop]: Sierra Mist… AND ITS CALLED SODA U BUMS!!!
-- [Fast food joint]: KFC… if dats considered fast food.. hehe
-- [Single or group dates]: both.. groups are fun, but singles give u more alone time 2gether
-- [Adidas or Nike]: who eva carries a size 15… lol
-- [Chocolate or vanilla]: Swirl
-- [Cappuccino or coffee]: French Vanilla Cappuccino… WOOOOOO… CAFFINE BABY!!!... lol (like i really need more..hehe)
LAYER FIVE
-- [Do you smoke]: nope
-- [Cuss]: talk 2 me nd find out cuz i really don’t have a scale
-- [Can you sing]: yup yup
-- [Take a shower every day]: yup yup
-- [Have a crush(es)]: maaaaaayb... hehe
-- [Do you think you've been in love]: i thought, therefore i wuz… lol
-- [Want to go to college]: Schya
-- [Like high school]: WOOO!!... nothin’ like it.. hehe
-- [Want to get married]: not 2morrow, but it would b nice 2 n ma new future.. hehe
-- [Believe in yourself]: neva doubted me.. hehe
-- [Get motion sickness]: nope
-- [Think you're attractive]: only if i’m told.. haha
-- [Think you're a health freak]: nope
-- [Get along with your parents]: yup.. but sumtimes ya really wanna ring their necks.. hehe
-- [Like thunderstorms]: hecks yes.. specially if “she’s” there ta watch it wit me
-- [Play an instrument]: not currently, but I can play
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- [Drank alcohol]: nope
-- [Smoked]: nope
-- [Done a drug]: nope
-- [Had sex]: nope
-- [Made out]: yup
-- [Gone on a date]: yup
-- [Gone to the mall]: yup
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos]: nope
-- [Eaten sushi]: nope
-- [Been on stage]: nope
-- [Gone skating]: nope
-- [Made homemade cookies]: made a cake
-- [Gone skinny-dipping]: nope
-- [Dyed your hair]: neva dyed it n ma life
-- [Stolen anything]: i stole my shorts back 4m my mom cn’ as though she stole’m n da 1st place… hehe
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing]: yup.. it wuz schweet
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated]: nope
-- [Been caught doing something]: who hasn’t
-- [Been called a tease]: oh yeah
-- [Gotten beaten up]: nope.. i know how ta protect maself
-- [Shoplifted]: nope
-- [Changed who you were to fit in]: nope.. i like me jus da way i am.. if u don’t.. oh well
LAYER EIGHT
-- [Age you hope to be married]: weneva it feels right
-- [Numbers and names of children]: wuteva works out… they gotta b rare names like mine though.. hehe
-- [Describe your dream wedding]: as long as ma mom nd dad r there 4 it.. or else.. hehe
-- [How do you want to die]: an extreme old man… ex.- a 90 yr old man who dies 4m a faulty cord on his parachute..hehe
-- [Where do you want to go to college]: i’m still workin’ on dat
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up]: veterinarian
-- [What country would you most like to visit]: Egypt, Ethiopia, Scotland, Brazil, nd Japan
-- [Who is your guardian/ most loved person]: ma baby sista.. she ain’t ma guardian, but she’s so luvably cute… hehe
LAYER NINE
In a girl...
-- [Best eye color]: doesn’t matter
-- [Best hair color]: nice nd dark.. blonde is ok though.. hehe
-- [Short or long hair]: depends on wut they look best n
-- [Best height]: doesn’t matter.. within’ a 1 foot radius of my height i guess
-- [Best weight]: doesn’t matter… not 2 big nd NOT A TOOTHPICK… PLZ!!!
-- [Best articles of clothing]: underwear… boy shorts r cute, low cut r hot, thongs r sexy… i prefer da boy shorts
-- [Best first date location]: where eva she wants ta go, i’ll take her
-- [Best first kiss location]: doesn’t matter
LAYER TEN
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally]: 0
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life]: a lot
-- [Number of CDs that I own]: 2 many
-- [Number of piercings]: 1… my left ear lobe
-- [Number of tattoes]: 0
-- [Number of times my name has appeard in the newspaper]: idk
-- [Number of scars on my body]: ummm… idk
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one of my best friends, [Chain_skater] ♠
here's my friend marcus
dis is steph [StephanieAnn]... she's sooo kool.. nd she's a cuttie.. hehe ♥
now here's a cuttie 4 ya..[~Saudi Arabian Prnces~].. u rock my socks.. lmao :-) ♥
meet midget.. hehe.. (da chica on da left) [dancin4life89] ♥
hey look its wittle caity [YOU WANT ME].. hehe.. don't she look so innocent.. *cough cough* ♥
dis is my baby sister... ain't she a cuttie ♥
dis is [luckybear25], she's pretty kool ta hang wit ♥
dis is [The Sexy Short One], one of da koolest chics i know ♥
LMFAO... LOL... dis is my friend mike passed out on da couch... LOL! ♠
Age: 17 | Year of birth: 1989 | Month of birth: 3 | Day of birth: 1 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Michigan
Exact place of living: Battle Creek
Music
adult pop | alternative | blues |
classical | eurodisco | goth |
grunge | heavy metal | hip hop |
jazz | new age | opera |
pop | progressive metal | punk |
rap | reggae | rock |
synth | techno |
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Other interests
animals | anime | art |
boardgames | books | card games |
cars | cats | chasing the preferred sex |
chess | cooking | crime stories |
cybersex | dancing | dogs |
eating | electronics | fantasy |
film | fishing | geography |
history | party | plants |
singing | shopping | sporting |
theatre | travelling | watching sport |
wine | woodwork |
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Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: muscular
Height: 177