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FenrirMM (I'm amazing, deal with it :p)

Member #17029 created: 2005-05-09 19:36:57Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/fenrirmm   

Name: Matt McCollum

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That....is a face of pure sexiness lol

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All the girls love the Matt-Banana

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Description:
Well i'm 17 and my names Matt. I live in the biggest mortuary in the world...Florida. I'm a senior in high school and can't wait for this damn year to be over with. After high school i will be goin to Florida State University where i don't really know what i'm gonna major in.....though i applied and got in for engineering.

I hang out with my friends on a daily basis...i've just recently been accepted into "Purple Skull Productions" which is my friends own production company, we do crazy ass funny video's. Eh, good times. I love football (american), bowling, and i'm on the cross country team. we run a bunch...i'm not the best on the team, but i'm in the top 5 people, so it's all good.

Though i enjoy all my outdoor activities alot, i also enjoy video games to no end lol. i play rpg's like a freak.....basically, if i'm home and not online, i'm playing an rpg lol....i'm a loser i know, but i love it :D

I work at JCPenny...it's pretty easy, work a register and fold clothes, no big deal. 

Ok, i have to add this......why in the hell do people always put in their pic captions "this is me, tell me what you think".....sometimes it's ok if you're good looking....cuz 9 times out of ten, somebodies gonna say something anyways, but if you're butt-ass ugly...why in the HELL would you put that as your caption....all you're in store for is a very unhealthy blow to your self esteem...and if you're already emo like so many people seem to be on elfpack....geh, you see where i'm going with this...*sniff sniff* "i'm emo, i cut myself to ease my pain....even though i'm a rich white kid who really shouldn't be bitching about life"......i give out free razor blades....

Oh yeah another thing is this, i'm usually a dick to people who send me messages, most commonly to those that say "Hey", "What's up?", "Nice pic"....you see where i'm going with this. So if you're one to be offended by rude messages, either don't send me one....or think of something that will get my attention and actually make me think you're worth talking to. Seriously, creativity is a good thing, people should try to use it more often. ;D

Age: 18Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 31

Gender: male

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: USA-Florida

Exact place of living: Ft. Myers

Known languages
English

Home-page URL: Yo mommas uterus

Weblog URL: Vaginal hygene is a good thing

Skype Username: Full Throttle kicks ass

Music
alternativebluesclassical
grungeheavy metalnew age
popprogressive metalpunk
raprocktechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beerboardgamesbooks
carscatschasing the preferred sex
dogsdrinkseating
electronicsfantasygeography
historymotorcyclesreligion
scifislackingsporting
travellingwatching sport

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 183


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