At Elftown, my s/n is Roc._____________________________________________
As of now, 8-25-2005, these are my qualifications for me to respond to your messages.
1. I will not talk to a woman under the age of 17 without a boyfriend or 16 with a boyfriend.
2. I will not respond to any pick up lines.
3. I will not respond to a mere "hi," "how are you?" "hey hottie?" or like messages. Message me using some sort of intellect or inclination you've actually read my description.
4. I like the use of punctuation in messages, so USE IT!
5. I won't respond to excessive "puter-talk." I can handle a little.
6. And finally, if you haven't gathered it yet...I DON'T CYBER!
A couple of things before I get started on discussing who I am: I hate it when people say, "I hate preps," or "I hate school; it's a prison," or "Goth forever." I am sick of it. As a non-prep, former demi-goth, I would like to comment: PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE! PEOPLE OF ALL SOCIAL CLASSES AND CLASSIFICATIONS CAN BE DECENT HUMANS BEINGS IF YOU DON'T JUDGE THEM PREMATURELY.
----ALSO, PEOPLE CHANGE. YES, YOU WILL CHANGE A LOT!
General description? "Of what," I ask. If it were up to me, I would ask specific questions, as to ensure satisfaction with the general description of person, x.
Oh, well. I might as well give this a try. As you may have already assumed, I am a cynic. Moreover, I have an all-around poor sense of humor: dry, dark, and twisted. I wouldn't say I have any admirable qualities aside from my keen fashion sense (sarcasm at its finest).
----Holy crap, I just realized I am able to completely be an SOB throughout my entire "general description." But we wouldn't want that, would we?
So I won't. I'll be serious from here on out...mostly.
Who is Mike?
First off, apparently, I am worth exactly $1,995,576, according to a scientific analysis conducted by [www.humanforsale.com].
I know some words people would use to describe me: LIBERAL, short, individualistic, desperate and lonely, (((more coming soon))).
I am political junkie who LOVES to debate. I am a college student at UWS, and I'm going for a legal studies major with a political science minor. Then, it's off to law school!
One could look at the bottom, but I'll say here, just for good measure.
Music (pretty much anything with a guitar, plus jazz, regea, and select hip-hop/rap and country/western SONGS), politics, law, the outdoors (I love backpacking, canoeing, and biking), playing some sports, poetry (writing and reading), and video games.
----But hey, I love just chillin' with my friends. I love having conversations about religion, love, sexuality, but sometimes, it's just fun shooting the bull.
According to TV Guide Online [http://www.tvguide.com/special/starwars/quiz.asp], I am a Jedi Master.
Though I am usually a very good sport about most things, there are things I do get rather annoyed by...especially here on EP.
1. Screen names with ["..."(17)(18)] and you're really only 13. [It doesn't work]; this tactic will not get men to talk to you, because there's a little thing called "statutory rape." This is a FELONY and will land a man a LOT of time in PRISON.
...okay, so I can't think of anything more right now...
Favorites (Top 3)
1. Audioslave & Rage Against the Machine (I can't decide)
Honorable Mention: Bruce Springsteen
1. "Walking in Memphis" (Marc Cohn)
2. "DOA" Foo Fighters
3. "Counting Bodies Like Sheep To the Rhythm Of the War Drums" (A Perfect Circle)
1. Audioslave (Audioslave)
2. Evil Empire (RATM)
3. "Born In the USA" (Bruce Springsteen)
2. Pirates of the Caribbean
1. DUCK HUNT
2. Super Smash Brothers (and Melee)
3. ...all MARIO games
Celeb Hotties (Female):
1. Catherine Zeta-Jones
2. (Tie) Gwen Stefani and Gabrielle Union
1. Matt Damon
2. Brad Pitt
3. Chirs Cornell
[Political Stances]; I encourage you to message me if you have concerns:
Abortion: BOTH stances are terrible! I am neither Pro-Choice nor Pro-Life.
Same-sex marriage: SUPPORT
ANWR Drilling: OPPOSE
Gun Control: SUPPORT
Affirmative Action: SUPPORT
Patriot Act: OPPOSE
Iraq War: OPPOSE. However, the troops must stay in order to fix what we have done.
School Vouchers: OPPOSE
Universal Health Care: SUPPORT
Evolution in Schools: SUPPORT
Death Penalty: OPPOSE
Ten Commandments in Gov't Buildings: OPPOSE; America was not founded on Christianity, for Thomas Jefferson was a Deist.
001: Name: Mike
002: NickName: Paco (long story)
003: Country of living: US, Minnesota
004: Shoe Size: 10.5 mens
005: Birthday: 7/10/86
006: Hair Color: light brown
007: Eye Color: blue
008: School/Work: College
009: Smoke: the occassional cigar
010: Hobbys: hanging out with friends, biking, reading, and looking at cars, video games, poetry
011: Brothers/Sisters: only child
012: Relationship: always single
013: Piercings: no, but I want an earring
014: Tattoos: no, but I would like one
015: Favorite country to go to: New Zeland
016: Are there people you won't reply to: yes
017: Nicest person you met this year: past year? Steve and Jessa...2005? don't know
018: Person you’d rather not met this year: past year? Mindy...2005? don't know
019: Who would you like to meet: A nice girl who doesn't need to be touched that often
020: Who do you admire most: My deceased father
021: Most sexy person(s): Catherine Zeta-Jones
023: Favorite car: Ford 1916 Model T and 1930 Model A
024: Favorite Movie: Dogma
025: Favorite City: D.C.
026: Favorite Music: Hard rock
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: The blue-spotted cow my father got me when I was very young
028: Favorite Cologne: I don't wear cologne
029: Favorite Magazine: The Economist
030: Favorite sound: bing?
031: Favorite Tv Show: Xena: Warrior Princess
032: Favorite writer: none
033: Favorite Nickname: Paco
034: What is on your mouse pad: NA
035: What is under your bed: junk
036: Favorite Color: Pie
037: Favorite song: "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rythm of the War Drums" APC
038: Favorite song at this moment: "Tribute" Tenacious D
039: Favorite Food: spaghettii
040: Favorite class in school: Intro to American National Government
041: Favorite Drink: coffee
042: Lucky Number: 3
043: What do you think is the greatest about yourself: ...
044: What deodorant do you use: Energy...it's a no-name brand
045: Favorite Shoes: There are different kinds?
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: midnight
047: What word do you use most: the
048: Most romantic moment in your life: I can't actually think of any romantic moments in my life...
049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: getting my pants stolen while in Lake Superior in public...that's where the pics I have are taken
050: You spend your time outside or inside: both
051: What do you do on the weekends: hang out with friends
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: art
053: Your Breakfast: breakfast stuff
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: asperigus (I have no idea how to spell it)
055: Pets: none
056: Laugh or dream: laugh at my dreams
057: Serious or funny: depends
058: Fast or slow: define...
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: haven't had a relationship, so I can't compare
060: Simple or complicated?: define...
061: Cremate or Buried when you die: thrown out with the trash
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late
064: Light or dark?: define...
065: Speak or Silence: both
066: Do you like a Tall or short woman: I'm short, so I'd like a shorter woman
067: Newspaper or Television: both
068: Hug or kiss: haven't had a romantic kiss ever, so I wouldn't know.
069: Happy or Sad: indifferent
070: Life or Death: life
071: Gig or Disco: disco
072: Left or Right: define
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: doesn't matter because it's sausage! YUM!
074: Brunettes or Blondes: brunettes
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: I don't believe in God
076: You believe in reincarnation: whatever
077: You believe in Aliens: yes, yes I do
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: HAHA!
079: Does true love exist: nope
080: How many kids would you like to have: none
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: ignorance
082: Best feeling: acceptance
083: Worst feeling in the world: regret
084: What are you afraid of: loneliness
085: Are you an emotional person: not outwardly, but yes
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: nope
087: Your goal in life: President of the United States
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: I'm not gonna say
089: Favorite art-artist: Picasso
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: pie
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female/male body: eyes
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: since I may never get married, it's irrelevant
093:What do you think of Elftown: people are cool here
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: huh?
095: Where did you get this question list: copy and paste
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: chat, papers, games...
097: Is there a question you missed in this all: not that I am aware of.
098: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you?: "What's the most annoying thing that people ask you?"
099: Do you get in trouble a lot: no
100: Is there a question you missed in this all: look two questions above
1. Smoked a cigarette: yes
2. Smoked a cigar: yes
3. Snorted coke: no
4. Smoked Weed: no
5. Been high: no
6. Had sex: yep
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: Yes
8. Tried to kill someone: No
9. Tried to kill yourself: no
10. Got in a fist fight: Yes
11. Lied to your parents: Yes
12. Given someone a bruise: yes
13. Ditched someone: I've never had the opportunity
14. Freak danced: No...boy am I boring
15. Stole something: I think I have, but I'm not sure
16. Cut yourself: no
17. Skipped school: no
18. Hung up on someone: yes
19. Threw up at school: yes
20. Done someone else's make-up: nope
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: not to my knowledge
22. Had a burping contest: hell yea!
23. Snuck out: no
24. Been to a school dance: yes (unfortunately)
25. Thought your teacher was hot: once
PUT AN (X) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT (It's dull)
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX....."Truth or Dare" counts, right?
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (Who doesn't?)
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER SAY NEVER
(_) I NEVER WENT SKINNY DIPPING
(_) I NEVER BROKE SOMEONES HEART
[10 questions. This can be quite intresting.
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles (its harder than you think)...
Chosen Band: Soundgarden
1. Are you male or female?: Spoonman.
2. Describe yourself: Outshined.
3. How do some people feel about you?: Hand of God.
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Fell on Black Days.
5. Describe your family?: She's a Politician.
6. Where would you rather be?: Exit Stonehenge.
7. Describe what you want to be: My Wave.
8. Describe how you live: Burden in My Hand.
9. Describe how you love: Zero Chance.
10. Describe what you hate: Ugly Truth.