Want to know how to make me want to talk to you? Well its your lucky day! Here are your guidelines:

1. Looking for a little 'relief'? YOU WONT GET IT HERE!I DO NOT CYBER. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT. I HAVE HIGHER RESPECT FOR MYSELF THEN TO 'PRETEND' TO HAVE SEX OVER THE INTERNET WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER.

2. Want to date me? IM NOT INTERESTED. STOP COMMENTING ME TELLING ME HOW HOT YOU THINK I AM. I DONT CARE. I HAVE CONFIDENCE ENOUGH IN MYSELF TO GO ABOUT LIFE FEELING GOOD ABOUT MY LOOKS WITHOUT YOUR INPUT THANK-YOU

3. Like to talk like your some freak code expert? THEN TORMENT SOMEONE ELSE WITH IT. I DONT WANT MESSAGES UNLESS YOU KNOW ENGLISH AND CAN TYPE IT CORRECTLY.
example:
  wuzz up. dis iz the shiiiit lolz
  im gangsta' yo.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PEOPLE? I DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO DE-CODE YOUR CRAP. DONT BOTHER WITH IT. I WONT REPLY.

4. Have nothing to say but want to talk because your bored? THAT SUCKS. IF YOUR NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THINGS TO SAY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND AND YOU CAN HAVE NICE LITTLE 3 MINUTE CONVERSATIONS WITH EACHOTHER. I LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE THINGS TO SAY, THOUGHTS, VIEWS, IDEAS, etc. IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY I WILL NOT REPLY TO YOU.

  Now that you know how to make me smile, you may continue on and learn something about me. Im actually really nice and easy to talk to. So long as your not a moron about things.
HI!!!! Im about 5'3 blonde..107 lbs...ummm blue/green eyes...really nice...lol I like to read and write and draw. I like video games. I like to get dressed up.I am currently in a relationship with the most amazing guy ever. I love Eric with all my heart and he means the world to me. He is the best thing that's ever happened to me =) I am bisexual and if you have a problem with it then keep it to yourself. I dont judge people and i cant stand people who do, so if you disagree with my sexual preferance then keep it to yourself as i would with you. Im really nice and easy to talk to.I dont like when people catergorize people based on looks. Some people are they way they are for reasons, and judging them and catergorizing them based on their looks just makes your the ignorant dumbass. I dunno....if you wanna know more just go to my elftown thingy..its the same name

This is the guy who has stolen my heart and continues to hold it hostage =)


I specialize in hugging!

YOU ALL SHOULD GO AND TALK TO [oniontop] SHE
IS MY COUSIN BEACAUSE SHE IS THE SHIT AS YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO PUT IT THESE DAYS =)