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newcastle (hya hya)

Member #17886 created: 2005-05-15 22:04:34Simple URL:   

Name: ask me


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Crazy kid

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)  

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but

only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

Gender: female

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: in a house

Known languages

Home-page URL: fuk

Weblog URL: off

Favorite URL: hore

ICQ number: 13

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

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Other interests
chasing the preferred sexcookingcybersex
pornsmokingsnow scooters

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

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