hope u like the pics soz they so big its the site i used to upload dem with sed it wud re size them if they were to big what it didnt say was it wud make them bigger if they were to big so soz once again


NEED TO UPLOAD PICS OF MA NEW SOUND SYSTEM IN MA CLIO need to upload new piucs of ma clio now wiv alloys n lowered(60mm)


[~sarah loves dan~]  ma sister


http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs2.htm  makes me laugh but wen they kick the goth in i luv tht bit

girls r like lava lamps: good to look at but not very bright



pics of my clio ma new car its gnna look phat


mods on clio: sound system tints stainless steel exhaust lexus lights sunstrip super chipped and remapped flamer kit





new pics below of clio







new install loud as fk with xbox 360 up front

the pics of the punto r my old car


NEARLY 3000 WATTS OF SOUND i want more subs


thts ma engine needs a bit more doin to it
soz bout the pic sizes every1


the side of me car pretty low init sittin on 17" champagne gold £1200 ripspeed rims


thts me subs n stuff there me old 6x9 200 watt each





talk to my sis she signed up on ere [sexi_saz]

talk to her she thinks like me shes da dappa[x..мєℓαиιє..x]

001: Name: simon...
002: Nickname: chesh
003: Star sign? fuck knows does june help
004: Hobby's: my car pc n m8s
005: Hair colour: dunno basically a slap head
006: Eye colour: Green/blue
007: Shoe size: 11
008: School/work: work
009: You smoke? No
010: Drugs? No
011: Brothers/Sisters: Yesh,little sishter
012: Relationship:;-)
013: Piercing(s): Yep ear and nipple
014: Tattoo: 3 1 at top of me right arm and 1 at bottom just below me elbow and 1 on me wrist sayin marcy c like all my m8s had because ma m8 was found dead in a river in nuneaton through drugs r.i.p marc 18/03/08
015: Fave Country to go to: california again (L.A)
016: person u h8 yhe most: hmmm not many choices
017: Nicest person you met this year: myself obviously lol and few others
018: Person you rather not have met this year:dunno tbh
019: Who would you like to meet: sarah michelle gellar AGAIN
020: Whom do you admire most:umm all my m8s
021: Most sexy person(s)silly question
022: Favourite Pyjamas: nakeys the way
023: Favourite Car: ferrari f40 or the old mini cooper
024: Favourite Movies: I have many: dawn of the dead the old version and from dusk till dawn the hills have eyes and white chicks there all class films
025: Do you sing in the shower: no cant sing
026: Favourite City: l.a
027: Favourite Plush: What the fuck u chatting
028: Favourite aftershave: kouros
029: Favourite Magazine: Fuk
030: Favourite sound: my subs
031: Favourite TV-series: Embassy World Snooker or most haunted thats the dong
032: Favourite Authors: dont read(not because i cant just i dont wonna)
00: Favourite book (s):carma sutra
033: Favourite Nickname: for me or sum 1 else?
034: What is on your mouse pad: the computer table lol
035: What all is under your bed: wood flooring
036: Favourite colour: blue
037: Favourite Song ever: run dmc vs jason nevins- its like that
038: Favourite song at this moment:john cena- right now or the time is now
039: Favourite food: chips chicken n mushroom pie n curry sauce
040: Favourite class in school: n/a hahaha
041: Favourite drink: gold label stella
042: Lucky number: 69
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself: having my car
044: What deodorant do you use: lynx obviously
045: Favourite shoes:tn,s rockports or nike air max,s
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: depends why u wonna join me?
047: What word do you use most: sool good
048: Most romantic moment in your life: hmmmmmmmmmm choices
049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: canny tell yas
050: You spend your time inside or outside: out cruizing now
051: What do you do at the weekends? wouldnt u like too know
052: n/a
053: Your Breakfast: full english
054: What do you really dislike to eat: shit probably
055: Pets: none anymore may u lay in peace ben (passed on age 16n half ) the date tuesday 15th of feb he was the best  and also got a lil cocker spaniel now she 10 months
056: Laugh or Dream: take a guess u dumb fkers
057: Serious or funny: Funny of course thts me all over
058: Fast or slow: any
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: relation
060: Simple or complicated? in between
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: i dont wonna die i dont wonna be eat by worms i,ll b a coffin dodger!!
062: Sex or Alcohol: both
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Late
064: Light or dark? cudnt give 2 fks
065: Speak or Silence: depends hoos chattin
066: Tall or small woman:aint arsed
067: Newspaper: never!!!!!!!!! the pain
068: Hug or kiss: both cut the crap jump straight n screw
069: Happy or Sad: Happy
070: Life or Death: Life!
0: What is the point of life? my car n gals
0: What is your goal in life? At the moment... To have 1 of loudest car stereo sytems
071: Gig or Disco: dunno
072: Left or Right: up or down
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: not fussed
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: defooooooo the dumb blondes
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: can u mod my car too the max biatch or what if u smoked cannabis
076: You believe in reincarnation: im not egyptian (terroists do thts why they blow themselces up what tw@s)
077: You believe in Aliens: Yep my sis is 1
078: When you die, what will be your last words? as arnold schwarznigga would say is i,ll b back
079: Does true love exist:i damn well hope so
080: How many kids would you like to have: depends on how many she wants
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: bull shitters fkin wankas they shud get major beat down i,ll be the 1 to do tht!!
082: Best feeling:probably vibrations from subwoofers lol or just wen u bout to shoot ya load
083: Worst feeling in the world:hairy vaginas im twisted dont mind me
084: What are you afraid of: arabs
085: Are you an emotional person: soliiddddddddddddd
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: ugh i dont fink so
087: Hello or good-bye? sup nigga!
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: I didn't, but i have 1 now but not saying it
089: Favourite art-artist: my artwork but its shite
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: cheetah
091: What is the most interesting part on the male body: my right hand hahahahha
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: in bed just after u screw her
093:What do you think of Elftown: not sure
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: lots
095: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: play legend of mir diablo 2 playboy the mansion a.o.m guess the other
096: Best place to go on a date: bhind the bike sheds hahaha
097: Been arrested: nah not yet
098: What do you dislike: bullshitters
099: What do you like: bumsesh!!!!! lol
100: Have you ever stolen anything: Nowt serious just a few hearts lol oj

this is ma favourite song lyrics

[Runingwhispers]
Unemployment at a record highs
People coming, people going, people born to die
Don't ask me, because I don't know why
But it's like that, and that's the way it is

[D.M.C.]
People in the world tryin to make ends meet
You try to ride car, train, bus, or feet
I said you got to work hard, you want to compete
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Huh!

[Run & D.M.C. alternate lines for the remainder of the song]
Money is the key to end all your woes
Your ups, your downs, your highs and your lows
Won't you tell me the last time that love bought you clothes?
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Bills rise higher every day
We receive much lower pay
I'd rather stay young, go out and play
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Huh!

Wars going on across the sea
Street soldiers killing the elderly
Whatever happened to unity?
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Disillusion is the word
That's used by me when I'm not heard
I just go through life with my glasses blurred
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Huh!

You can see a lot in this lifespan
Like a bum eating out of a garbage can
You noticed one time he was your man
It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

You should have gone to school, you could've learned a trade
But you laid in the bed where the bums have laid
Now all the time you're crying that you're underpaid
It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is
Huh!

One thing I know is that life is short
So listen up homeboy, give this a thought
The next time someone's teaching why don't you get taught?
It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

If you really think about it times aren't that bad
The one that flexes with successes will make you glad
Stop playing start praying, you won't be sad
It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is
Huh!

When you feel you fail sometimes it hurts
For a meaning in life is why you search
Take the bus or the train, drive to school or the church
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Here's another point in life you should not miss
Do not be a fool who's prejudiced
Because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is
Huh!

You know it's like that, and that's the way it is
Because it's like that, and that's the way it is
(Repeat these lines til fade)





Do You Have...
:Any sisters: 1
:Any brothers: 0
:Any pets: 1 dog
:A disease: no
:A pager: no
:A personal phone number: ye
:A leather jacket with studs on it?:no
:A heroin needle: no
:A pool or hot tub: 2 but sold 1 now(jacuzzii)
:A Car: yes